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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Sure looks like her.

    She likes spaghetti too.


    What do you think her farts smell like?






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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    What do you think her farts smell like?





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    ^
    Yep

    Left, right, or middle?







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    justin verlander or auto donk?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    justin verlander or auto donk?


    All depends AD.
    How much lumber are you sporting down there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    All depends AD.
    How much lumber are you sporting down there?
    more than Upton's photos revealed of JV, that's for sure......

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    I’ve never seen anybody toss a dildo further than Donker.

    AD > JV

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I’ve never seen anybody toss a dildo further than Donker.

    AD > JV
    I can't lie..... in spring training I throw this around, to make 10" dongs feel like I'm throwing JJ's tiny junk once the real season starts:




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    Daggles, petition the Olympic Committee. tell them to have the dildo toss as a permanent event.

    Nothing says sexy more than a hairy arm pitted Easter European tossing a javelin.
    (or dildo)

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    Remember when Fidels tried to get the Olympics to add dildo tossing as an event and event sent them a video?
    That was wild
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    How about the mask throwing event.

    When I played my primary position(s) were catcher/DH
    There were a couple of umpires that constantly broke my stones.

    I always wanted to do this but didn't have the balls to do it.






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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Remember when Fidels tried to get the Olympics to add dildo tossing as an event and event sent them a video?...
    ...That was wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I can't lie..... in spring training I throw this around, to make 10" dongs feel like I'm throwing JJ's tiny junk once the real season starts:




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    Remember when Donk went to the Patriots/Bills game a few years ago?


    9-F6440-AB-3-B48-4-F48-BFD4-764687699507
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    Remember when Donk went to the Patriots/Bills game a few years ago?


    9-F6440-AB-3-B48-4-F48-BFD4-764687699507
    rkelly was at the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    why?

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    Thats my new jam, Dwight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Thats my new jam, Dwight.
    Wait, what?

    I thought your new jam was "Fat Bottom Girls"

    I'll just go ahead and report myself Daggles, I'll save you the trouble.

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    Man , some absolute unreal news about our brother SmokenJoke .

    He just recently got back out of ICU from a major health scare

    I don’t wanna share anything he might not want me to ,

    just want to give the man some love ,and hopefully ,even if slightly

    help empower him to continue to recover
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    speedy recovery SmokenJoker come back strong brother

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    Stay strong SmokerJoker!!!

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    I’m building my new workout playlist. This is song #2


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    Fidels goes to the doctor for a prostate examination

    The doctor says "please drop your pants and bend over."


    Fidels does this and the doctor says "for this examination I'll be inserting two fingers into your bottom so please don't get an erection, Peter."


    Fidels turns around and says "my name isn't Peter."


    The doctor replies "I know, but mine is."






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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Lol I saw this on the news earlier and smiled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Lol I saw this on the news earlier and smiled.
    ya me too

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post


    Too bad the liquor store owner wasn’t around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Man , some absolute unreal news about our brother SmokenJoke .

    He just recently got back out of ICU from a major health scare

    I don’t wanna share anything he might not want me to ,

    just want to give the man some love ,and hopefully ,even if slightly

    help empower him to continue to recover
    Fuk.

    Everyone banged up again.

    SnJ plays play us a tune.

    Last edited by KVB; 08-02-22 at 07:08 PM. Reason: "play us" a tune, not "plays" a tune. But when he plays a tune he'll be playing us tune. Amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Thought it was a bit harsh until I saw they were parked in a handicapped space too.

    Well, actually he is handicapped now, so never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Thought it was a bit harsh until I saw they were parked in a handicapped space too.

    Well, actually he is handicapped now, so never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I’m building my new workout playlist. This is song #2


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