1. #148996
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    Soooo, Brady wears a hat with "Brady" on it.

    lol

    Now where did I put that #iamKVB hoodie?



    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Everyone keep this on the down low please. <a href="https://t.co/xPtrg1kXjr">pic.twitter.com/xPtrg1kXjr</a></p>&mdash; Tom Brady (@TomBrady) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1522238346612953091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >May 5, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bring back the juiced balls <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/MLB?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MLB</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/o72vDk4sXM">pic.twitter.com/o72vDk4sXM</a></p>— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1522303645395607553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >May 5, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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    whipped up a batch of Hopper's salsa verde for the occasion

    hope you had a great Cinco de Mayo wherever you are Fidels

    may Our Mother of Guadaloupe watch over every move you make, skin

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    Nasher what's Tessie Dawg on tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    whipped up a batch of Hopper's salsa verde for the occasion

    hope you had a great Cinco de Mayo wherever you are Fidels

    may Our Mother of Guadaloupe watch over every move you make, skin
    Ah, the green sauce.
    Love that spicy Mexican food myself.
    Know how you can tell you had some good Mexican food?
    When after dinner you can't stop ripping those double butt cheek flapper stinky farts.

    Speaking of spicy Mexicans (They don't call me the king of seamless segues after all for nothing) Fideles is probably holed up in a ten dollar whore house in Suarez doing shot of tequllia with a couple of hookers.

    Who does double entendres better than your pal Nasher?
    Nobody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Nasher what's Tessie Dawg on tonight

    We got one minor play in the MLB bow-wow contest.
    Our puppy dog of the day is Seattle, just for one half of a mini dog biscuit.
    We're watching Dick Wolf crime dramas tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Ah, the green sauce.
    Love that spicy Mexican food myself.
    Know how you can tell you had some good Mexican food?
    When after dinner you can't stop ripping those double butt cheek flapper stinky farts.

    Speaking of spicy Mexicans (They don't call me the king of seamless segues after all for nothing) Fideles is probably holed up in a ten dollar whore house in Suarez doing shot of tequllia with a couple of hookers.

    Who does double entendres better than your pal Nasher?
    Nobody.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Told you.

    Oakland A’s got the best asses

    I wasn’t joking

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Yoooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Dude?

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    You guys want a hot investment tip?

    Coat hanger sales are about to go through the roof!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    You guys want a hot investment tip?

    Coat hanger sales are about to go through the roof!
    "Hello, Frank's abortion clinic, you hump, we dump 'em, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can defeat us"

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    Hey Diggity, I think today is a good day to take a few longshots to top P1 in Miami F1.

    Track will be super green and Bottas is well proven to be way better than any other driver on that sort of surface and is 150/1. Alonso, Gasly, Kmag all decent shots too. Perez as the cover bet if even want one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    You guys want a hot investment tip?

    Coat hanger sales are about to go through the roof!
    Leftist tell us that because of global warming within 10 years coat hangers will be obsolete, because no one will wear coats.

    I'm seeing some flaws Diggy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Hey Diggity, I think today is a good day to take a few longshots to top P1 in Miami F1.

    Track will be super green and Bottas is well proven to be way better than any other driver on that sort of surface and is 150/1. Alonso, Gasly, Kmag all decent shots too. Perez as the cover bet if even want one.
    Thanks for that tidbit of information.
    I'm being sincere here.

    I don't have enough disposable time to research things like NASCAR, and Euro Football (Premiere League for instance) PGA etc. so I rely on people who are astute in such matters for my information.
    Appreciate you.

    Now for the important question, you're a rather astute businessperson, like KVB, I too want to brand my own line of hoodies too with the tag line "Ask me about my farts"

    Do you think there's a market for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    914 6-May SF -123

    No backbone plays. Thisis a BAS play but this line is out there, and in Vegas.




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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Leftist tell us that because of global warming within 10 years coat hangers will be obsolete, because no one will wear coats.

    I'm seeing some flaws Diggy

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    KVB I requested a end of the month of all MLB contrarian fund unit update for the end of April to no avail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    KVB I requested a end of the month of all MLB contrarian fund unit update for the end of April to no avail.
    That’s my bad. I didn’t think they were that many plays, but they are starting to add up. Wish I was making backbone plays, they are better to discuss.

    I’ll post results today, I’m not at my desk at the moment, but good point about us being out of April now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Big ups for the video, already watched it twice. Trying to figure out some statements from Episode 2, anyone knows what KVB is talking about?

    At the beginning KVB says "I don't do this level of trading much anymore" and then later they say "if you don't know how to trade this way you're doomed to fail". What is the trading that they don't do much anymore and how is that different from the "doomed to fail" comment? Is the trading they don't do anymore trading solely off of the "know your markets" type analysis without incorporating other handicapping into your bets?

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    #NeedSomeFnCash


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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Good luck as always KVB!...My best bet and lock of the day is Reds-Rockies (over 10.5)...two horrible pitchers, two shitty bullpens, and rockies hit LHP really well...I'm thinking my EDT theory comes into play here (Equilibrium Disbursement Theory)....meaning each team should be good for at least 5 runs apiece and game then goes over!......This wager was just a simple case of not overthinking it!...
    Thanks for the tip, got down on the FF over after it lined up with some market tracking metrics

    #KnowYourMarkets
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Lots of lovemaking this weekend.

    That's right, we dih uhnt just fukk, we made love.

    3 times each night and again each morning.



    I swear my wife is like a fine wine, getting better with age.

    I consider myself one lucky motherfukker.

    On top of that, she just went on a donut run. The theme of the weekend has been cream filled...

    this guy must be Euge


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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    For DDD and Nash!...


    never knew a fart can be so arousing

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfmanmeadows View Post
    ...Is the trading they don't do anymore trading solely off of the "know your markets" type analysis without incorporating other handicapping into your bets?
    Basically, yes. There are a ton of gamblers that will pick off locals and other books based on their difference from "sharp" books.

    I don't operated solely this way, I do more capping and other market analysis as well.

    One of the points is that understanding the differences in the lines is more important than handicapping. Either by predicting line moves or just line shopping, and understanding a bit about the no vig line, a trader will go a lot farther than not understanding the trading.

    I will be more on the end of setting trailing and leading lines, knowing what number I want before it gets there. The other side of the coin is just waiting for it to get there, then trading.

    Understanding where edges come from is important. Handicapping edges can be larger than those derived from the books and market themselves, but bettors will find that edges estimated from comparing the markets can be more dependable, less variance even.

    I think, for most, it's better to worry about line shopping and estimating edges from the betting side and books than from estimating edges from just handicapping the games.

    If given a choice for any level of bettor right now, I would recommend learning to trade the market differences over quant style edge creating.

    Some say everything is baked into the line and handicapping doesn't work. I've even heard gamblers that make a living off of "Pinny and other sharp books' leans" say nobody can actually handicap the games.

    But think about that. If handicappers couldn't create a leading and lagging or trailing line in the market, then the traders finding edges in the market itself couldn't really exist.

    Knowing the markets is more important than knowing the teams, in my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfmanmeadows View Post
    never knew a fart can be so arousing

    A good fart is like a good orgasm, maybe even better.

    The only bad fart is the 'wet fart'

    The most common cause of the wet fart is an unexpected sneeze that sets of a chain reaction of other bodily functions, the first being a fart, chances are that fart is not going to a traditional dry gassy one, it'll probably be of the liquid variety that'll leave a brown watery substance of which resembles the color of Dinty Moore beef stew and the texture of Carvel's soft serve ice cream.

    Such a pain in the ass (pardon the pun, did you see what I just did there?) that wet fart is.

    First you have to drop everything you are doing, change your grundoons into clean ones, but before putting on a pair of new clean boxers you have to clean down there between your butt cheeks making sure your anus is minty fresh or else what's the sense of changing into new boxers in the first place?

    The other option is to go back out like a lot of dudes in the 80's with the mullets did, go commando.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfmanmeadows View Post
    Thanks for the tip, got down on the FF over after it lined up with some market tracking metrics

    #KnowYourMarkets
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    you are more than welcome, Wolfie!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
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    914 6-May SF -123

    No backbone plays. Thisis a BAS play but this line is out there, and in Vegas.



    she's about as close to a 1O as there is
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