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    I almost posted that scene instead of the DJ party emoji.

    Unreal.

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    Still laughing here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    KVB be like…


    What a exceptional scene for my white brethren vibing to old school hip-hop on the way to work or back home, don’t remember where the fukk he was going at the time lol.
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    Office Space and Clerks (I and II) are three of our (the Mrs. and mine) all time favorites

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    Anybody want corn?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Anybody want corn?

    I don’t see any corn
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    What a exceptional scene for my white brethren vibing to old school hip-hop on the way to work or back home, don’t remember where the fukk he was going at the time lol.
    West LA, turn of the millenium.

    Driving home from the investment bank, sometimes over the hill to the valley to a friends, always in traffic even though I was working market hours.

    Before getting a new car I was in a piece of shit Ford Escort. Bumping Dre and snoop, it was getting a ton of airplay with Chronic 2001 coming out.



    Such a great time. Was hungry, was working, never lost sight of sports but always wanted to see how stocks came up with their opening lines.

    Ended up working in a boutique investment banking firm for a few years.

    I was in my own set of Twin Towers when 9/11 hit. I think I posted about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    West LA, turn of the millenium.

    Driving home from the investment bank, sometimes over the hill to the valley to a friends, always in traffic even though I was working market hours.

    Before getting a new car I was in a piece of shit Ford Escort. Bumping Dre and snoop, it was getting a ton of airplay with Chronic 2001 coming out.



    Such a great time. Was hungry, was working, never lost sight of sports but always wanted to see how stocks came up with their opening lines.

    Ended up working in a boutique investment banking firm for a few years.

    I was in my own set of Twin Towers when 9/11 hit. I think I posted about that.

    Great little story there KVB, yeah around that time I had a nice car actually. When I was in my early 20’s having a nice car was important to me, because I was in a car club called “nemesis rides”. I drove a brand new Lexus IS 300 with chrome rims & subs in the trunk back in 2002. Kept that car for nearly a decade though so I got my worth out of it. Now a days I drive around in a cheap older car, but I keep that shit clean vacuumed & waxed, so it’s really not too embarrassing to drive. I actually get a lot of compliments on that car because it’s in such great condition for a 20-year-old car.
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    My current situation


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    We humans think we are apex, think we are so hot.

    Well, we still pee out of our dingalings, so they can't be as elaborate as other species.

    Who's laughing now?

    “We’re not really sure why it looks so weird but we do know that they only use their penis for mating, not urine,” reproductive biologist Jane Fenelon told the magazine. “Because they don’t need it for urine, they had the freedom to make it much more elaborate and this is something you see in other species that only use it for mating.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    What a strange looking wiener

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post


    Dude, you're so one of us.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    My current situation



    Makes my BBQ chicken look like swill.

    Well played sir.

    (I wanted to give you points but I got that gray box again, I think I have to clear cookies)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    well played by you sir

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    fukkin ponderous man

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    Where's Hubie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Where's Hubie?
    Hubie Brown?

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    Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant is a disgrace to this house.

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

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    Good Luck, y’all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant is a disgrace to this house.
    That sounds like a quote straight from Gordon Ramsay’s mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant is a disgrace to this house.
    Well I’m sorry I’m the only one that does the cooking around here.


    Not anymore you don’t. I’m back baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Where's Hubie?
    Probably out looking for Fidels.

    It’s really the only thing that makes sense at this point.

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    Happy Friday Fellas!!!

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    Knucklez already out on the course.


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    I’m at the hospital and they injected me with radioactive stuff.
    Isnt that how Spider-Man started?

    Seriously they’re running more tests on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I’m at the hospital and they injected me with radioactive stuff.
    Isnt that how Spider-Man started?

    Seriously they’re running more tests on me.
    Dude, did that two weeks ago and going in in a couple of hours to do it again.

    Last time was an easy CT, this time an MRI.

    That iodine is a trip when it rushes through the system.

    I am not looking forward to it this time.

    Have fun Nasher.


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    Good luck, Nasher.

    I hope that’s not messing with your poop schedule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I’m at the hospital and they injected me with radioactive stuff.
    Isnt that how Spider-Man started?

    Seriously they’re running more tests on me.
    Fawk…..
    Did it come in a canister like this Nash?
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    Fawk, what’s in that can?

    That’s a lot of forms to sign away your life.


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    Dayum… she left him in that suitcase until he died


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