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    Curse continues fml

    250 to win 1000
    Cards -1.5

    250 to win 700
    Cards money line

    Top 9, bottom of mets lineup 2 outs 0-2 count with runner on 2nd (because of indifference) and count goes to 3-2, ground ball to 3rd nolan sails the throw runner scores

    now its 3-2 after another hit and a bad play at 1st and I just lost both bets. I even tried to cash out or hedge top 9 because I always get fukkd at the end like Vegas last night and stl blues sat night but lines stayed locked.
    Cant catch a goddam break!!!

    Gonna pray to satan tonight

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    Just realized i had another 300 parlay with cards +2.5 that i didnt even think about cuz it was in the bag...now its 5-2 off a HR!!

    I lost so much tonight fukk fukkkkkkkkk

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    It happens pal

    Hang in there

    Baseball is so frustratingly random

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    wojer legendary collapses

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    Under bettors feeling it too, suicide watch for sure

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    I just put my last 1700 in my account on guardians -1 +170

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    Everyone go all in on angels

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    Just the odds of losing +2.5 in that spot had to be astronomical.

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    Oh and not to mention had blackhawks/flyers over 6.5, 2-1 after 1st period final score 3-1

    Had raptors ml +275 live in 2nd qtr on my bet slip and cancelled...even worse i threw sixers ml with boston dallas and pels

    So i lost every single bet tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    I just put my last 1700 in my account on guardians -1 +170
    HR angels with 2 outs to break 0-0 5th inning scoreless game not 10 minutes after i shoved. I lost. Hope you all slammed angels.

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    Scherzer was dealing 10k’s 2h 1bb....the fact your reverse -1.5 was winning is almost as astronomical as the brutal beat

    Chin up Charlie...you had it in the bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by risKingDigits View Post
    Scherzer was dealing 10k’s 2h 1bb....the fact your reverse -1.5 was winning is almost as astronomical as the brutal beat

    Chin up Charlie...you had it in the bag
    Yeah except bottom 8 bases loaded 1 out not far fetched to score 2...2 outs 0-2 1 runner on and 5 runs against the closer???

    Also Miles was just as effective without the 10 ks
    5ks 4 hits 1 walk
    Last edited by ThaWoj; 04-25-22 at 10:10 PM.

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    Indians 2 on no outs dikk bag reyes has 3-0 count swings at 2 balls and then strikes out, breaks his bat on the dirt.

    Next batter hits into double play inning over.

    "Thats baseball"

    No thats baseball when I fukking bet on it

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    Guardians are dead I guess

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    Don’t worry. I have guardians and I never lose
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    Have you ever heard the song "Everybody Knows"? I like the concrete blonde version but Leonard Cohen's version is awesome as well.

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    i lost like 20 bets in row couple weeks ago but it turned around pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Don’t worry. I have guardians and I never lose
    Nothing or nobody can stop me from losing.

    You could be on a 20 game heater and I would break it.

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    First bet I ever lost too! THANKS FER NOTHIN WOJ!!!!
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    Drop the saints avatar maybe it will change things for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Have you ever heard the song "Everybody Knows"? I like the concrete blonde version but Leonard Cohen's version is awesome as well.
    This is Hard Harry telling you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark

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    All I have left is a pelicans win nba finals 300-1, blues win stanley cup 25-1, stl cards win division +240 and saints win super bowl 50-1

    86 cents to win 1 million

    My luck cards will lose division and the rest would win

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    This is Hard Harry telling you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark
    Yes! Love that movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Yes! Love that movie.
    You’ll be happy to know that it’s on hbo max and been on there for a bit now, meaning hopefully the movie can now exist in the digital world. As you probably know it hasn’t been available to stream for forever, and when it does pop up it usually comes right down. There’s even an interview with Christian Slater from about five or ten years ago where he says Harry was his favorite character he ever played but even he wasn’t able to watch the damn movie anymore, I think he had it on tape but no vcr and you couldn’t even purchase it digitally much less stream it. He found it on YouTube with foreign subtitles, and actually since then someone put it up in like 24 parts and it rolls pretty seamlessly honestly but kind of annoying. It’s probably due to some of the music not being able to be cleared, I know in particular the Beastie Boys have been weird about shit like that and maybe they didn’t like how it had that rare song in it that he rapped along to, shit like that. Anyway yeah it’s a great movie, some really brilliant moments in the script
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    Quote Originally Posted by risKingDigits View Post
    Scherzer was dealing 10k’s 2h 1bb....the fact your reverse -1.5 was winning is almost as astronomical as the brutal beat

    Chin up Charlie...you had it in the bag
    He was 100% on the right side in this game regardless of Max’s numbers. When he capped the game he knew Max would pitch well but other factors would make the Cardinals victorious.

    It’s a sickening cooler.

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    Tons of good cappers in here who are hot as hell and you go all in?

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    All gamblers cursed
    Never forget that

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    Just took a loan to put 1200 on dallas stars -1.5 +220

    You all know what to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    Just took a loan to put 1200 on dallas stars -1.5 +220

    You all know what to do
    Who the hell gave you a loan?
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    Why this guy does not quit is beyond belief

    He would be so much happier without it

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    Cardinals have no closer. ugly inning for sure, but those last three outs against a solid team like the Mets are always going to be a problem for a team like them

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    Just took a loan to put 1200 on dallas stars -1.5 +220

    You all know what to do
    Jesus

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Who the hell gave you a loan?
    Rob peter to pay Paul

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    2-0 final dallas. 0-0 into the 3rd dallas gets one at some point, dirty goal by benn or radulov. Empty netter to give me the win (or maybe post like mark stone the other night to send me to hell)

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    Dallas coulda won this 2-0. Own goal less than a minute in the 1st and then give up a goal with 4 sec left in the 2nd. Both these teams are absolute garbage and would get steam rolled by any of the other playoff teams. I even had an under 5.5/Wild -1.5 parlay to salvage a little and the wild lose outright 5-3 as a -600 favorite.

    Its all over for me.

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