1. 04-25-22 04:17 PM #1
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    Finish this sentence: You know you’re GETTING OLDER when…

    You keep a back brace handy just in case

    A large percentage of your Google ads pertain to physical ailments

    You see a beautiful young woman and dream about her making you a nice dinner followed by a soothing foot massage
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  2. 04-25-22 04:27 PM #2
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    When you can’t read this…

    SALOON THIS SHIT!!!

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  3. 04-25-22 04:31 PM #3
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    ...the candles cost more than the cake.
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  4. 04-25-22 04:40 PM #4
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    I had Wellfleet oysters for lunch and there really is no after taste.


    I’ve noticed people don’t smoke as much as they used to.


    Some people are dog people while others like cats.
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  5. 04-25-22 05:50 PM #5
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    you remember feeding a dime to use the rest room stalls...
    and if you remember using a nickel, you don't have long to live.

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  6. 04-25-22 05:53 PM #6
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    You get mad when they re-arrange the grocery store.
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  7. 04-25-22 05:55 PM #7
    hehfest
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    You see a beautiful young woman, get erect, and dam well know there is no way she's staying with you for who you are .....because of your age alone.
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  8. 04-25-22 05:55 PM #8
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    It's a hard decision whether to to take a nap or have sex.
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  9. 04-25-22 05:58 PM #9
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    You’re only experience with tinder was to make a fire.
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  10. 04-25-22 06:49 PM #10
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    Worked with a guy today that I haven't seen since he was about 3 or 4. Never felt so old.
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  11. 04-25-22 06:50 PM #11
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    politicians are not always older than you anymore
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  12. 04-25-22 06:56 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by risKingDigits View Post
    You’re only experience with tinder was to make a fire.
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  13. 04-25-22 07:06 PM #13
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    When you comb your hair with a towel
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  14. 04-25-22 07:14 PM #14
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    When the "you must be born on this date" to buy alcohol is past your college graduation date.

    Not a problem for most here.
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  15. 04-25-22 07:16 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwise1965 View Post
    When you comb your hair with a towel
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  16. 04-25-22 07:19 PM #16
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    ...when odds are the South will rise again before your prick!
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  17. 04-25-22 07:21 PM #17
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    We got games


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  18. 04-25-22 07:33 PM #18
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    If you’ve ever tripped over your ball sack or ear hair then you’re probably pretty fukkin old.
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  19. 04-25-22 08:20 PM #19
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  20. 04-25-22 09:19 PM #20
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    you have 8 separate health issues in the time it takes to get the sbr store back
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  21. 04-26-22 03:07 AM #21
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    When it becomes possible to sit on your own balls.
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  22. 04-27-22 08:22 PM #22
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    Instead of loosening your belt after a big meal you have to tighten it to keep your pants from getting pushed down
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  23. 04-27-22 09:10 PM #23
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    Your pecker remains erect for 45 minutes instead of 2 hours.

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  24. 04-27-22 09:32 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwise1965 View Post
    When you comb your hair with a towel
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  25. 04-27-22 09:34 PM #25
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    When you drive 45 mph on the interstate in the passing lane with your turn signal on for 2 hrs.
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  26. 04-27-22 09:42 PM #26
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    Her on top is now by far your favorite position
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  27. 04-27-22 10:20 PM #27
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    You do nothing all day and then need a nap to be able to continue to do nothing all day.
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  28. 04-27-22 11:31 PM #28
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    Food gets stuck in your teeth every damn meal.
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  29. 04-27-22 11:43 PM #29
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    You didn't care what people though of you and now, you people thought care didn't.
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  30. 04-28-22 02:20 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Huntertz View Post
    You didn't care what people though of you and now, you people thought care didn't.
    english motherfukker

    when you're checking gold prices instead of constantly trying to fuk everything in sight
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  31. 04-28-22 09:47 AM #31
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    You know your getting older when

    You can date someone half your age and not break the law.
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  32. 04-28-22 09:48 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    You do nothing all day and then need a nap to be able to continue to do nothing all day.
    That is totally true. It's happening to me a few times a week for me now at 48.
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  33. 04-28-22 09:49 AM #33
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    when you always complain about prices of things today compared to 40 years ago ..........like car filled up $7 large 17 gal tank Today at lowest price 17 gals $68 Cigs omg when i sterted smoking Marlboro RED only .35 a pack today $11.50 - $13.50 thats the highest increase ever 39X the original price if gas icreased that much from the 70's price of .35 per gal you have to take out loans to fill your car 13.65 per gal ........ X 17 gals $232.22 thats a weeks pay for many americans after taxes
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  34. 04-28-22 09:51 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    ...the candles cost more than the cake.
    That is a good one. Never realized it. Crazy huh.
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  35. 04-28-22 09:53 AM #35
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    You really know your older when

    You could get a case of domestic beer and smokes with a ten dollar bill.
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