1. 10-05-21 11:41 AM #1
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    VIDEO: Hair tips for JJ, beatdown for "come find me" courtney aka vitturd, upset pick

    first off, take the Sox tonight.... look for Eovaldi and the sox to reverse the 9-24 matchup between these same two pitchers.... cole gave up 3 last game, eovaldi 7..... things will reverse tonight, and the sox will pull the upset....

    now, to the hair tips for JJ, and a special message to that whiny, phony, broke ass, bdf-non sbr pro, lying, election-conceding, weak-voiced piece of shit bitcherd:


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  2. 10-05-21 11:48 AM #2
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    holy shit
    Donk ready to pound vitty
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  3. 10-05-21 11:51 AM #3
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    Damn this guy is in shape, and he seems a bit crazy too.
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  4. 10-05-21 11:53 AM #4
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    "Remember when you used to tie that raccoon to your head and wish you had hair like this JJ"

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  5. 10-05-21 11:56 AM #5
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    JJ would give 0.5” of his pecker to have hair like this
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    Looks like Moe from 3 stooges. Guy was about to pass out after throwing 3 weak air punches. I’d knock him out in seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ would give 0.5” of his pecker to have hair like this
    can a person have a "negative inch" pecker?


    there's not a half inch to spare from this:


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    I think you're related to Anton Chigur from no country for old men
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    "Remember when you used to tie that raccoon to your head and wish you had hair like this JJ"

    JJ said it best himself, right here:







    coons?


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  10. 10-05-21 12:25 PM #10
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    Gotta be honest here…….donkers been working out
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  11. 10-05-21 12:27 PM #11
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    Vitter cannot take this guy he has been working out
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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    Looks like Moe from 3 stooges. Guy was about to pass out after throwing 3 weak air punches. I’d knock him out in seconds.
    Says one of SBR four stooges.
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  13. 10-05-21 12:38 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    can a person have a "negative inch" pecker?


    there's not a half inch to spare from this:


    Fair question. JJ might want to just take the ball hair and put it up top.
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  14. 10-05-21 12:43 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Vitter cannot take this guy he has been working out
    Allentown ghetto fumes fuxckin with your head. Not only would I knock him out in 2 seconds….I’d send him home like Boggs in Shawshank. He’d eat from a straw for the rest of his life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Fair question. JJ might want to just take the ball hair and put it up top.
    Nah... already depleted. Where do you think the horseshoe came from?
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  16. 10-05-21 01:41 PM #16
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    JJ, what do you do with all that hair????

    great video donk


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  17. 10-05-21 01:43 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Vitter cannot take this guy he has been working out
    I would love to know his work out routine
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    "Remember when you used to tie that raccoon to your head and wish you had hair like this JJ"

    Dude seriously Donk is fukking HILARIOUS.
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    Sammy...post the pigtails pic!
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    going as The dude for halloween

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    can a person have a "negative inch" pecker?



    there's not a half inch to spare from this:


    Ha...LMAO....looks a little like George Costanza
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Sammy...post the pigtails pic!
    hope ronald doesn't see it
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    Sigh… unzips pants
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    lol Sammy

    Auto has his game faced on now
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol Sammy

    Auto has his game faced on now
    He’s only tough on camera miles away. He didn’t show for both fights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    He’s only tough on camera miles away. He didn’t show for both fights.
    Sounds like your boyfriend
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day Game 216 View Post
    I would love to know his work out routine
    I set it out in this video......


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    Donk… it’s time for a hair cut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I set it out in this video......


    Probably my favorite video ever posted on SBR. Absolutely fukking HILARIOUS!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Probably my favorite video ever posted on SBR. Absolutely fukking HILARIOUS!!
    Donk and i had a few wars, but the guy grew on me lol
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    Probably owns a few guns

    I like his style, sort of direct

    And has a mouth like a trucker

    When is the fight and who will be filming, need stats for both men, including rooster stats, must be verified
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Probably owns a few guns

    I like his style, sort of direct

    And has a mouth like a trucker

    When is the fight and who will be filming, need stats for both men, including rooster stats, must be verified
    He already no showed twice. Claims to be on a fishing trip every time a fight is scheduled. He knows better. People told him not to show because he would never stand a chance
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