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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    AutoDonk, be careful at those Asian Massage Parlors

    A new Texas prostitution law taking effect on September 1, 2021, will turn the crime of purchasing or buying sex from a Class B misdemeanor to a state jail felony with much harsher punishments. This reportedly will make Texas the first state in America to turn the crime of buying sex into a felony.


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    gauchojake
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    very progressive

    daggles are you moving now??????????

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    11 days to go a “massage” binge is how I read this?

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    wow

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    “A second conviction under this law would enhance the charge to a third-degree felony.“

    In Texas that could be 2-10 years in prison

    Wild

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    “Buying or purchasing sex”

    What about if you just say you “rented” sex?

    Stupid law. I would not expect this from a Republican state

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    Texas has stupid laws. Focus on getting your electricity issues fixed and don't worry about happy endings.
    Last edited by pavyracer; 08-20-21 at 05:00 PM.

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    A felony to rent or buy something that is perfectly legal to give away.

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    I foresee AD moving to California. I'll pick you up from the airport.
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    Sex should be legal everywhere, who cares if you pay people money for sex. They both agree to it.

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    Since when do we prosecute the John instead of the whore?

    This is like putting the junkie in jail and letting paoblo Escobar run free

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    This is really silly concentrate on real crime

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Texas has stupid laws. Focus on getting your electicity issues fixed and don't worry about happy endings.
    lol this...whole fkin state shuts down and goes into apocalypse mode when a cold breeze passes through for a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Since when do we prosecute the John instead of the whore?

    This is like putting the junkie in jail and letting paoblo Escobar run free

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    “Buying or purchasing sex”

    What about if you just say you “rented” sex?

    Stupid law. I would not expect this from a Republican state
    Sadly Texas is becoming more blue by the hour….all these Cali and northern libs moving there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    Sex should be legal everywhere, who cares if you pay people money for sex. They both agree to it.
    It took you 20,000 posts to make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Sadly Texas is becoming more blue by the hour….all these Cali and northern libs moving there
    Are you serious? This is Republican bulshit. They don't want gambling or weed either. Fukking hypocrites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    Sex should be legal everywhere, who cares if you pay people money for sex. They both agree to it.
    Come on out to the Kingdom Of Nye, Nevada. Legal brothels with hot fukking girls just waiting for you.

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    Fuk those markets...go right to the source!!!


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    So Robert Kraft definitely won't be attending the Pats-Texans game in Houston in October

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    Is Robert Kraft still going to massage parlors?

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    Anyone going to massage parlor in United States is a jerk off if you’re going to do anything they have to come to your house very difficult to trap you there

    If you just leave money on the table it’s impossible

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    I'm gonna hate life if this rule comes to Indiana, although me and the girls are tight. We trust each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The General View Post
    I'm gonna hate life if this rule comes to Indiana, although me and the girls are tight. We trust each other.
    Exactly. Donk knows the ones he sees. Dude will be fine.

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    Ask for the happy ending first, then the massage

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Since when do we prosecute the John instead of the whore?

    This is like putting the junkie in jail and letting paoblo Escobar run free
    underrated comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Since when do we prosecute the John instead of the whore?

    This is like putting the junkie in jail and letting paoblo Escobar run free
    Easier to catch and fine john. John is a sheep

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    Fuk’in Texas. Backwoods hick fuk’in state full of non vaccinated dying idiots. Mexicans will own that shit hole in 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Fuk’in Texas. Backwoods hick fuk’in state full of non vaccinated dying idiots. Mexicans will own that shit hole in 5 years.
    So in 5 years Mexicans will still own nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Exactly. Donk knows the ones he sees. Dude will be fine.
    Yeah, right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThanksForTheFade View Post
    Easier to catch and fine john. John is a sheep
    The John is not the trafficker, the pimp or the victim. The law is misguided.

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    most guys in this thread have a punch card
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Texas has stupid laws. Focus on getting your electricity issues fixed and don't worry about happy endings.
    This! Every time the entire state instantaneously freezes over, we have electricity issues. Poor planning if you ask me…

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    Wait, this has only been a misdemeanor this whole time????
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    Wait, this has only been a misdemeanor this whole time????


    GuestPro on a jack-shack crawl today

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