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    Omelets ok 1x a month anything more your a jerkoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Omelets ok 1x a month anything more your a jerkoff
    JJ kvb is too busy watching the women’s American Track League on ESPN2

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    Baz KVB is not all there

    Believe me man

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    I dig omelets. Although a few weeks ago I got one of those things from the store that you put an egg in and microwave it makes a perfect egg sandwich. It’s like an eggmcmuffin except not trash. McDonald breakfast is disgusting af I don’t care what anyone says. Even their hash towns are *** half the time, undercooked and soaked in grease. Woof.
    Next time just add some shit to it...


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    Oh yeah, and Bang!! by the way, this is now a profitable thread...

    1 unit
    per bet
    563 28-May BRK -315
    35 MIN +1.5 (-183)
    ----Pays +1.037 -1
    563 28-May BRK -315
    35 MIN +1.5 (-183)
    917 KC +1.5 (-143)
    ----Pays +2.462 -1
    910 5-Jun ATL +117
    574 6-Jun LAC -252
    ----Pays +2.031 2.03
    Total 0.03


    Winning!!!


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    Alright we have another one from the market.

    I have gone with the Clippers tonight and the Las Vegas Knights on Monday the 14th.

    Parlay
    542 12-Jun LAC -192
    2 14-Jun LVK -281
    ----Pays +1.0621

    Good Luck, this parlay is from BM.

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    Porkchops tonight.

    Gonna have Jibbs take a pic of them...


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    Clip with a lead!

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    That's one down.

    Now it's to the Vegas Knights to squeeze out the victory.

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    Let's go Vegas!

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    Not gonna lie here, I've considered selling this parlay back by picking up MTL to beat Vegas and taking a shot.

    MTL value generated in the market after I made this parlay.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Alright we have another one from the market.

    I have gone with the Clippers tonight and the Las Vegas Knights on Monday the 14th.

    Parlay
    542 12-Jun LAC -192
    2 14-Jun LVK -281
    ----Pays +1.0621

    Good Luck, this parlay is from BM.

    That ass!

    Did you guys see that assss??? ^^^

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    Thread is now up a unit...

    1 unit
    Parlay per bet
    563 28-May BRK -315
    35 MIN +1.5 (-183)
    ----Pays +1.037 -1
    563 28-May BRK -315
    35 MIN +1.5 (-183)
    917 KC +1.5 (-143)
    ----Pays +2.462 -1
    910 5-Jun ATL +117
    574 6-Jun LAC -252
    ----Pays +2.031 2.03
    542 12-Jun LAC -192
    2 14-Jun LVK -281
    ----Pays +1.0621 1.06
    Total 1.09

    No omelette tonight but we did have some chinese...


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    Kung Pao chicken, walnut prawns, beef and broccoli, chow mein, rice.. All the good stuff.
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    2 team parlays to eliminate juice

    if you know what to do it's pretty deadly

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Kung Pao chicken, walnut prawns, beef and broccoli, chow mein, rice.. All the good stuff.

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    Ok, we have another multi-sport parlay here.

    Both games are tonight and we are looking at MLB's SF Giants combined with teh CFL Calgary Stampeders...

    964 12-Aug SF -175
    680 CAL -286
    ----Pays +1.1209

    These numbers and the parlay courtesy of Bookmaker.

    Please note that this SF-175 is the opposite of my triggered and bet KVB MLB Contrarain Fund backbone play of Colorado +176.

    Also notice how line shopping can be profitable there on the single bet for that game.

    Good Luck.

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    Kvb the dumb shit spent 3 hours arguing that Draftkings didn’t have a line for the WNBA game tonight when the line has been up for over 6 hours.

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    KVB Morino in your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KVB Morino in your head




    Ok I'll play. He is? Oh wow. Everyone else says it's the other way around, and you know he's obsessed with me, you said it yourself. Are you baiting him or something? LMAO. You know there's a KVB Defense and even KVB Merch all revolvoing around Morono's obsession with me, which was away worse than I knew, as I don't even read his posts, none of them, unless it's in the WNBA thread, and even then I don't read them fully. What's he doing now Gold? Why bring him up? What does it have to do with a multisport parlay thread?

    What does that have to do with this thread or anything else at SBR, Gold?

    I've read 4 of his posts today, all in the WNBA thread. I have to, I am charged with keeping him honest and he lied again today about his bets, of course doesn't he do that in every thread? I doubt anything has changed. Outside of that, I have no idea, he probably lies and then fights about it, just like the political guys.

    We won't let him get very far trying that in my WNBA thread.

    Hopefuly he's not starting threads about me and tripping out again because I caught him lying. He tends to do that for a few days after he gets caught with his lies in the WNBA thread, they say he attacks me and brings me up all the time. Apparently he's typed my name so much that they say his spell check just defaults to me.

    Unreal.

    I honestly wouldn't know, I really don't read any of his posts. I'm sure they all say the same thing. Don't they?

    Name one poster with less credibility and integrity than Morono (political posters probably shouldn't count because they are not credible by their own admission anyway and everyone know that).

    Perhaps you haven't noticed Gold, but I really don't read the posts of or interact with Morono unless it's a play in the WNBA thread. I don't even read the posts to see if there's a play. I just glance at teams and numbers. That's how little I care about what lies he's spewing. Today I had to read a couple of posts, and they literally said nothing, if you take out his lying.

    Then I can see everyone else, literally everyone, with no defenders, come in and tell him he's wrong or lying, etc.

    It's pretty obvious nothing has changed.


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    #iamkvb
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post





    Ok I'll play. He is? Oh wow. Everyone else says it's the other way around, and you know he's obsessed with me, you said it yourself. Are you baiting him or something? LMAO. You know there's a KVB Defense and even KVB Merch all revolvoing around Morono's obsession with me, which was away worse than I knew, as I don't even read his posts, none of them, unless it's in the WNBA thread, and even then I don't read them fully. What's he doing now Gold? Why bring him up? What does it have to do with a multisport parlay thread?

    What does that have to do with this thread or anything else at SBR, Gold?

    I've read 4 of his posts today, all in the WNBA thread. I have to, I am charged with keeping him honest and he lied again today about his bets, of course doesn't he do that in every thread? I doubt anything has changed. Outside of that, I have no idea, he probably lies and then fights about it, just like the political guys.

    We won't let him get very far trying that in my WNBA thread.

    Hopefuly he's not starting threads about me and tripping out again because I caught him lying. He tends to do that for a few days after he gets caught with his lies in the WNBA thread, they say he attacks me and brings me up all the time. Apparently he's typed my name so much that they say his spell check just defaults to me.

    Unreal.

    I honestly wouldn't know, I really don't read any of his posts. I'm sure they all say the same thing. Don't they?

    Name one poster with less credibility and integrity than Morono (political posters probably shouldn't count because they are not credible by their own admission anyway and everyone know that).

    Perhaps you haven't noticed Gold, but I really don't read the posts of or interact with Morono unless it's a play in the WNBA thread. I don't even read the posts to see if there's a play. I just glance at teams and numbers. That's how little I care about what lies he's spewing. Today I had to read a couple of posts, and they literally said nothing, if you take out his lying.

    Then I can see everyone else, literally everyone, with no defenders, come in and tell him he's wrong or lying, etc.

    It's pretty obvious nothing has changed.

    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
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    2 dumb shits.

    This weak coward won’t even admit he got caught lying when the whole forum can see his posts in mybthread were obvious lies, and he kept posting the same trash for 6 hours.

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