Has to make a emergency landing
Wow
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03-30-21 07:20 PM #1
Utah Jazz Plane hits flock of birds
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03-30-21 07:22 PM #2
Plane looks like it hit a flock of em blood everywhere
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03-30-21 07:23 PM #3
Is Capt Sully flying the plane?
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03-30-21 07:23 PM #4
Randy Johnson flying plane. Epic pitch...
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03-30-21 07:23 PM #5
Hope so wonder if it shook up the team
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03-30-21 07:24 PM #6
That was amazing
Originally Posted by funnyb25
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03-30-21 07:24 PM #7
Well jazz were gonna crash one way or another this year
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03-30-21 07:24 PM #8Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
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Happens more than you would think
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03-30-21 07:32 PM #9
Too funny, I thought of that pitch before I read your post. Originally Posted by funnyb25
If memory serves me that was in a spring training game.
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03-30-21 11:24 PM #10
Was it the Pelicans?
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03-30-21 11:32 PM #11
That's funny! Here's some betpoints Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13
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03-31-21 12:08 AM #12
That bird had some bad timing.. Originally Posted by funnyb25
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03-31-21 08:11 AM #13
that would shake me up too. not a great flier here.
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03-31-21 10:39 AM #14
Too bad it wasn't the Biden/Harris/Pelosi plane.
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03-31-21 10:50 AM #15
I spit up my coffee... Originally Posted by funnyb25
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03-31-21 11:44 AM #16Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
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Donovan Mitchell not traveling to the game
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03-31-21 11:58 AM #17
he is going to get the Madden Bus Originally Posted by Brock Landers
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03-31-21 03:15 PM #18
seen the flock in this title, i got thinking about this group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTAErPZKnCM
Last edited by carolinakid; 03-31-21 at 03:21 PM.
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03-31-21 03:19 PM #19
With birds I share this lonely view...
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03-31-21 03:30 PM #20
Picture or it didn't happen..
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03-31-21 03:51 PM #21
Well at least it wasn't a Flock of Seagulls... Jazz players would still be having nightmares.
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03-31-21 03:54 PM #22
Oh c'mon people, I'm slaying it in here with these dad jokes... How bout a little love?
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03-31-21 05:48 PM #23
Eddy my joke was best
ur jokes r lane
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03-31-21 08:45 PM #24
No Johnny, you couldn't be further from the truth. My half-ass dad jokes whipped up on your try-hard dumb jock joke. For starters, your joke didn't even make sense... The Jazz's plane didn't actually crash so your play on words doesn't land. You just shoehorned in a punchline without a proper premise. Amateur hour stuff. Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13
Now the Flock of Seagulls joke, on the other hand, was ace. That's where you began to see me hit my stride after a couple warmups. That's the one that left onlookers in stitches, struggling to keep their coffee down, doubled over in fits of hysteria, disturbing the neighbors, and alarming the family dog.
Don't get a false sense of pride just because Fatty threw you a couple of pity points. He's a political science geek, not a jokesmith. Humor is practically a foreign language to him. He'll deliver a zinger about as often as he posts a functional link.
Just stay in your lane Johnny boy. Your job is to pick up any slack that Seaweed leaves behind.
You just do you part in keeping a well balanced forum ecosystem. No need to step outside yourself to diversify your portfolio. Your best jokes are and always will be your pick threads.
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04-01-21 02:46 PM #25
He missed the game because he was afraid to get on the plane. WOW! So he was OK for his teammates to get on it and crash & burn but he didn't want to take that 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % chance of death himself. Originally Posted by Brock Landers
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04-01-21 05:33 PM #26
I'm sure if a teammate didn't want to fly, he'd have had no problem with it. I don't blame him; I hate flying and never do so unless abolutely necessary.
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04-01-21 07:07 PM #27
Yeah and if that had a domino effect across the team there would be no game. Coward!
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