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    Need some female advice

    I am 36 years old. Was dating a 23 year old. Big tittles. But really dumb. But would watch me play call of duty and cool with me being an idiot. Drinking smoking weed whatever. Met a 36 year old. A 10 as far as 36 year olds are concerned. Really nice body and Calls me out on my shit which I kinda like. But a little too much for me. I Want kids. Which is more realistic with older one cause she wants them . Which one would you choose ? Serious question for the elder members

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    Being 43, not 81 as previously mentioned, having one child and being single for a while........as Clemenza said drop the 36 year old, and grab the 23 year old.

    Why? The 36 year old is used up damaged goods. She's giving you sh*t because she's 36 and no other guy has been good enough for her or met her queen-like standards. She will always ride your ass because she will always think in her head that she settled for you being 36 and running out of time.

    If the 36 already has a kid, maybe. If not, no way. With the 23 year old, she doesn't have the same expectations and you can still knock her up anyway. If she's dead-set against that, then it could be a few things. 1. It's too early yet/hasn't known you enough time. 2. She just doesn't want that at this stage in her life.

    Just wondering. You're 36. Why would you be asking for advice like this? And don't mean to break your balls more, but I'm up right now capping every college game tomorrow. I don't play video games at my age. The 23 year old is probably connecting with that aspect, but what if you didn't play that? She's dumb to you because she's way younger and they are still retarded at that age. Not all but most.

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    You still have time to penetrate up the 23yo. The 36yo is already damaged goods. Young titties > Old titties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    Being 43, not 81 as previously mentioned, having one child and being single for a while........as Clemenza said drop the 36 year old, and grab the 23 year old.

    Why? The 36 year old is used up damaged goods. She's giving you sh*t because she's 36 and no other guy has been good enough for her or met her queen-like standards. She will always ride your ass because she will always think in her head that she settled for you being 36 and running out of time.

    If the 36 already has a kid, maybe. If not, no way. With the 23 year old, she doesn't have the same expectations and you can still knock her up anyway. If she's dead-set against that, then it could be a few things. 1. It's too early yet/hasn't known you enough time. 2. She just doesn't want that at this stage in her life.

    Just wondering. You're 36. Why would you be asking for advice like this? And don't mean to break your balls more, but I'm up right now capping every college game tomorrow. I don't play video games at my age. The 23 year old is probably connecting with that aspect, but what if you didn't play that? She's dumb to you because she's way younger and they are still retarded at that age. Not all but most.
    +1 and not breaking your balls...

    1. You are 36. Time to put down the video games and stop with the “being an idiot” stuff. No offense, but it’s just time. You can still have fun but you don’t want to be Peter Pan. Don’t waste those years on not being the best you. 40 will come and you will be like where did time go?

    2. Heh dead right on the 36. So much baggage with those ladies. They have been waiting for Tom Brady to walk through the door and now they are 36... used up, serial daters, know it all, bitchy and have some issues. The breaking balls will get old. Funny at first.

    3. 23 she is just young but that’s a great age that will soon transition to the things you want too.

    I would always go younger at your age unless you are with the woman you grew to 36 with. I’ve been with my wife since we were 26... and am 40. We built a life together, business together, family together. Ultimately- be happy pal.
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    23 year old wit big and you playing cod

    Im guessin neither one of the women are the problem

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    Pull the trump card. Take her to golden corral you both can get so fat ya'll both have to unbutton the pants for the ride home. Laugh like its 1969

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    When I was 31 I married a 21 blond with big . 32 years latter it still works for me. You'll always have a younger woman.

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    I agree with everything everyone in this thread has said.

    The bitching from the old chick will only get worse with time. On the other hand the 23 yo will mature and get smarter over time.

    The bottom line is these chicks are looking for a man not a son they have to babysit. You need to set the example for them.

    Just start busting in the young one and knock her up. She will also be much easier to get pregnant and bounce back physically from the pregnancy way better.

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    The fact you’re asking a bunch of anonymous gamblers on the internet to decide your future shows you have no hope. Doesn’t matter who you pick, it probably won’t work the way you are making this decision. If you’re really serious in finding a woman to raise a family, follow your heart, not your dick with the advice of anonymous strangers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wabashwonders View Post
    The fact you’re asking a bunch of anonymous gamblers on the internet to decide your future shows you have no hope. Doesn’t matter who you pick, it probably won’t work the way you are making this decision. If you’re really serious in finding a woman to raise a family, follow your heart, not your dick with the advice of anonymous strangers.
    He just wanted to talk about it with like minded adults.

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    The 'calling me out on my shit' will get extremely tiresome extremely quickly.

    You'll NEVER be the 36 year olds first choice, just the one she 'had to settle' for and will never fail to remind you of it in subtle little ways.

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    Stay single.

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    Here is the thing. When you make it to 36 and are dating a dope and a another 36-year-old that has not been married, it is not going to work. That is why you are still playing computer games and gambling.

    Stick with internet porn and gambling. Ditch them both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PharaohUB View Post
    I am 36 years old. Was dating a 23 year old. Big tittles. But really dumb. But would watch me play call of duty and cool with me being an idiot. Drinking smoking weed whatever. Met a 36 year old. A 10 as far as 36 year olds are concerned. Really nice body and Calls me out on my shit which I kinda like. But a little too much for me. I Want kids. Which is more realistic with older one cause she wants them . Which one would you choose ? Serious question for the elder members
    This is easy.

    Go with the 36 year old. She will be the better mother. You will have more in common and she calls out your shit
    because she's wondering whether you can be a good husband and father. You will know within 6 months if I am right.

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    The dude plays so much call of duty the 36 year old is calling him out

    Lets be real, neither of these chicks gonna marry him. And if they do, they’ll be fukking me within a month or two

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    dude maybe your not ready for a serious relationship ..specially one with kids..stick to the young dumb one who puts up with your crap

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    The only women in their late 30’s still trolling around looking for a man...

    1. Married the wrong guy and are now divorced. Maybe just wasted time, maybe have kids, maybe have a mental disease.
    2. Are a bitch that every guy along the way decided the pussy wasn’t good enough to deal with the headache.
    3. Looking for Prince Akeem to walk through the door and sweep them off their feet. Unrealistic.
    4. Massive baggage- drugs, booze and probably spent most their 20’s and 30’s getting passed around...
    5. Not worth a 36 year old man going after... I don’t know if the younger one is better but I certainly would pursue younger pussy & newer experiences. I don’t buy into having the same life arc/interests making it work.

    Now, if you tell me she built a billion dollar business or is a doctor I’ll shut up. I only know one bitch in her late 30’s not married with a high level of success... the rest have 3-4 cats and a vagina that looks like a catchers mitt. Otherwise, she probably has been rode hard and put away wet many times over and you are the next jockey up. Ejaculate and evacuate pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    The dude plays so much call of duty the 36 year old is calling him out

    Lets be real, neither of these chicks gonna marry him. And if they do, they’ll be fukking me within a month or two
    LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    The only women in their late 30’s still trolling around looking for a man...

    1. Married the wrong guy and are now divorced. Maybe just wasted time, maybe have kids, maybe have a mental disease.
    2. Are a bitch that every guy along the way decided the pussy wasn’t good enough to deal with the headache.
    3. Looking for Prince Akeem to walk through the door and sweep them off their feet. Unrealistic.
    4. Massive baggage- drugs, booze and probably spent most their 20’s and 30’s getting passed around...
    5. Not worth a 36 year old man going after... I don’t know if the younger one is better but I certainly would pursue younger pussy & newer experiences. I don’t buy into having the same life arc/interests making it work.

    Now, if you tell me she built a billion dollar business or is a doctor I’ll shut up. I only know one bitch in her late 30’s not married with a high level of success... the rest have 3-4 cats and a vagina that looks like a catchers mitt. Otherwise, she probably has been rode hard and put away wet many times over and you are the next jockey up. Ejaculate and evacuate pal.
    I would pay for your invaluable advice or to see you perform at a comedy club

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myranda Jones View Post
    I would pay for your invaluable advice or to see you perform at a comedy club
    I think it was spot on. I've dated both and his statements are precisely in line with what I've seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myranda Jones View Post
    I would pay for your invaluable advice or to see you perform at a comedy club
    I appreciate that... not worth the price of admission! Lol. Just common sense observations and listening to guys like Brick below and my buddies. The level of insanity with these women is crazy. Screw a Covid test... mental evaluation sweetheart!

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    The 23 year old will leave your ass in 5 years, stick you w support obligations.

    36 yr old all day long but get her on the treadmill after the baby...don't want her comfortable with the extra weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    The 23 year old will leave your ass in 5 years, stick you w support obligations.

    36 yr old all day long but get her on the treadmill after the baby...don't want her comfortable with the extra weight
    Let’s be real.... , tires and tech= problems

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    Bang em both as long as you can !!

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    So if you chose the 36 yr old and have kids, it will be all down to sbr members?

    For what its worth I suggest changing your name to Jennifer, its the in thing.

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    Funny how all the haters come out when a guy starts a potentially interesting thread and is just asking for some input from his online buddies........

    Anyway, only get married IF YOU’RE 1000% you want kids. Marriage (after the 2-3 year honeymoon wears off) is negative Expected Value. I speak from experience. Kids are amazing, however, and you’re smart to want to experience that. You will need to scale way down on Call of Duty when you’re a Dad, though.

    As others have said, stick with the younger one. The 36 year old will ONLY get more intense with wanting to change you. I know, it’s not easy walking away from a 36 year old ten on the 10 scale, but just give her one more round of marathon sex and then move on.

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    Haters? Not hating the guy, but he should not listen to any advice given on here.

    Maybe ask his real friends and family. Even then, he should only listen to himself really,
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Funny how all the haters come out when a guy starts a potentially interesting thread and is just asking for some input from his online buddies........

    Anyway, only get married IF YOU’RE 1000% you want kids. Marriage (after the 2-3 year honeymoon wears off) is negative Expected Value. I speak from experience. Kids are amazing, however, and you’re smart to want to experience that. You will need to scale way down on Call of Duty when you’re a Dad, though.

    As others have said, stick with the younger one. The 36 year old will ONLY get more intense with wanting to change you. I know, it’s not easy walking away from a 36 year old ten on the 10 scale, but just give her one more round of marathon sex and then move on.
    What did I do on this fine Saturday married with kids?

    Was awoken at 5am with a screaming to get up, listened to the 2 brothers fight over a tablet, wife asked me to do a bunch of shit for her, turned on some cartoons- sorry no game day over here, made them breakfast, went for a walk as a family, gave them baths, had coffee with my wife, both juggled a couple work items, had to clean up a mess from last night by the kids, posted on here briefly, took them to swim class, just got back from swim class, stopped at the grocery store, made them lunch and just now sitting down to eat myself and watch a little football before they get up from their nap that they still haven’t laid down for.... it’s only 12:30pm. I go to bed at midnight every night. No video games, no start to finish football watching, barely have time to handicap or place my bets...I agree with lock.. there is 1000% no point in getting married if you don’t plan on having kids. If you do want to get married and have kids post your video games to eBay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    So if you chose the 36 yr old and have kids, it will be all down to sbr members?

    For what its worth I suggest changing your name to Jennifer, its the in thing.
    I just don’t think 36 and busting your balls is the way to go... too many other options out there. Life is too short for that.

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    Oh yeah... youngest (3 year old) just spilled red juice all over the carpet.

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    If you have kids with either one you'll be financially doomed.

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    Show us some pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zlaniner View Post
    Bang em both as long as you can !!
    There is actually some good advice throughout this thread.. But I have to agree with Zlaniner’s advice. Seems kinda flippy or dismissing maybe.???. But he is right. If you have two, one of them will not be the “right” one.. JMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by slewfan View Post
    There is actually some good advice throughout this thread.. But I have to agree with Zlaniner’s advice. Seems kinda flippy or dismissing maybe.???. But he is right. If you have two, one of them will not be the “right” one.. JMO
    Bang both until you get caught!!! Find out which one is really crazy then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Bang both until you get caught!!! Find out which one is really crazy then!
    Bang all you can and keep it casual.

    That way "if" you get caught up you can use the ol "we were just dating line".

    ....or "I thought we were just friends"

    This way you're taking the moral high ground first before they get a chance.

    In my honest opinion human beings aren't meant to be monogamous. It feels really good knowing you have someone but at the end of the day women are a dime a dozen and there's always another one right around the corner.

    If you're not 100% sure don't bother just keep it casual.

    As a man your male privilege is that you can have kids until the day you die especially now that they make Viagra.

    I have a couple friends whose fathers are dead now who had them in their 60s. No rush bro just keep your head on straight and make sure you're absolutely sure.

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