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Just sit right back and....
Just sit right back and you'll read a tale
a tale of an awful capper and dumbshit,
who started on pregame and other subpar forums,
before joining the SBR mothership.
The guy fancies himself as a mighty handicapper,
every bet he places is for sure,
five separate -110 picks he posts each day,
then claims -0.2 units down after going 1-and-4
After going 1-and-4.
His picks started going rough,
so he phoned a male masseuse to get his salad tossed.
If not for the ever watchful eye of SBR posters,
this Morono could say he never lost.
Oh but indeed he has LOST !
This dumbshit's record is as big of a joke,
as his claim of practicing law,
and ridiculous game write-ups,
he believes are the pride of SBR.
So this is the tale of a castaway,
who has tried to track his picks for a long, long time.
He'll have to make the best of things,
its an uphill climb.
No phone, no lights, no motorcar,
not a single luxury.
Due to losing his behind over the course of time,
he posts from the library.
So join us here each week my friends,
but let me warn you to be aware,
don't tail a shitty capper who cannot subtract,
and when called out will repeat, "Not that I care!"
juicername gave hotcross 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
Originally Posted by hotcross
