Originally Posted by
Auto Donk
hold on, not so fast..... I once ripped an inguinal hernia wide open while skull-fukkin' a babe in austin (and yes, despite the rip and burning sensation, I played through it, never broke stride, and pumped about a quart of hate paste into her throat, but I digress), and had to have a surgery to repair it.....
I found myself groggy post surgery, and in a hospital room around midnight.... woke up to some babe nurse reaching under my gown playing with my junk..... she had lubed up the head, and I wasn't sure what the hell was goin on..... but anytime a babe nurse has my head lubed up, I'm goin' with the flo.... immediately hard as shit, and I said "don't stop, don't stop....."
she practically runs out of the room and never returns.....
next morning I'm wondering if my surgeon, who I knew fairly well, will mention what in the hell the nurse was trying to do to me -- I had no idea -- was it a test of some sort?
he doesn't mention it, so I decide to give it a shot, and ask him, "a nurse came in last night around midnight, but left and I'm not sure what she was doing, what was that about, doc?"
he starts laughing, and says, yeah, you hadn't urinated since you came into recovery, so she was trying to insert a catheter he'd ordered be inserted to drain my bladder.... and adds "apparently your size and some comment you made unnerved her".....
we both busted out in laughter..... so, in trump's defense, maybe he didn't know what the fuk was going on.... I sure didn't..... I thought it was my good looks and rod that had this bitch nurse jerking me off.... apparently I was way off base.......