1. 07-09-20 06:37 AM #1
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    Blue Jays Catcher "Gets Off" Lightly In Public Masturbation Case

    Reese McGuire is a catcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hasn't played in very many games but he does have seven major league home runs to his credit. He also has a public indecency charge against him from 2013 that just got finished up.

    In February in Dunedin, FL, close to the Blue Jays' spring training facility, Reese McGuire was caught masturbating in his car in a public parking lot. According to TMZ sports,

    Blue Jays player Reese McGuire is breathing easier heading into the MLB's rebooted season ... the catcher just cut a plea deal with prosecutors in his public masturbation case, and received nothing more than a slap on the wrist.
    McGuire was facing up to a year in prison and hefty fines, but instead will only have to pay fines and court fees.

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  2. 07-09-20 06:49 AM #2
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  3. 07-09-20 06:53 AM #3
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    First round pick in 2013

    This guy is running out of time to make his Nut in the big leagues
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  4. 07-09-20 06:54 AM #4
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    i know this guy played poker at the dog track he's going to be a good mlb catcher
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  5. 07-09-20 07:10 AM #5
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    I am surprised it took him this long to beat the charge.
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  6. 07-09-20 07:14 AM #6
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  7. 07-09-20 08:43 AM #7
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    "Slap on the wrist" seems appropriate punishment for masturbating in public.
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  8. 07-09-20 08:45 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    i know this guy played poker at the dog track he's going to be a good mlb catcher
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  9. 07-09-20 08:49 AM #9
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    seems fair to me
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  10. 07-09-20 08:53 AM #10
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    The fact that he even got arrested for that is absurd. Everyone masturbates in public.
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  11. 07-09-20 09:03 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    The fact that he even got arrested for that is absurd. Everyone masturbates in public.
    And he was in his car. That ain't public.
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  12. 07-09-20 09:14 AM #12
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    He is a catcher. They always have the hands on the crotch area.
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  13. 07-09-20 09:22 AM #13
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    How could anyone drive a car in Florida without dark tinted windows?

    So hot there you basically need them.
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  14. 07-09-20 09:22 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    The fact that he even got arrested for that is absurd. Everyone masturbates in public.
    I had heard it is a San Diego thing.


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  15. 07-09-20 09:25 AM #15
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    Jerking off in your car is illegal?
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  16. 07-09-20 09:31 AM #16
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    Lol
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  17. 07-09-20 09:39 AM #17
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    Damn, 1 year potential prison for rubbing one out in the car. I better quit before I get a life sentence.
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  18. 07-09-20 10:05 AM #18
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    What’s the penalty for getting head and driving?
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    Not surprised he was able to "beat it".
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  20. 07-09-20 10:43 AM #20
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    Welcome back Steve
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  21. 07-09-20 10:51 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    I am surprised it took him this long to beat the charge.
    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Not surprised he was able to "beat it".




    Where you been steve?
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