a little black kid was in the kitchen, watching his momma make pancakes, and he started playing with some of the excess flower, patting it on his face, and arms.... when he felt he'd covered all his exposed skin, he excitedly exclaimed to his mother, "Look Mom! I'm white!!!!!"
His mother turned, saw what he'd done, and slapped the shit out of him, and said, "YOU'RE BLACK, and you damn well better be proud of that fact!"
Upset, the little boy turned and skulked away, but decided to try his new skin color out on his father, who was in the next room watchin' t.v..... He approaches his dad with renewed vigor, and exclaims, "Look Dad, I'm white!!!!" His father sits down his Ripple, and slaps the shit out of him, and yells, "Dammit boy, you're black and you better be proud of it!!!" The boy whimpers a little, then skulks away to his room.....
About that time, his mother had finished making breakfast, and yelled for the boy and her husband to come to the table to eat. The little boy, whose skin was still covered in the white flour, skulked into the kitchen, shoulders low, with a tear or two still on his cheeks, and sat down in his chair. His mother asked him, "what's the matter baby?"
The little kid says "I've only been white for fifteen minutes, and I already hate you n_____s."