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    Seaweed
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    1) $400,000 cash but you have a 3 inch Penis

    2) You get a 9 inch penis, abs, and you’re a model. However, you must pay $275,000

    3) You get one night with any woman and nobody can ever know but you can’t drink alcohol or have pizza for 10 years.

    4) You get $500,000 cash but you have to go to prison for 5 years

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    If you have a 9 inch c***, have abs and USED to be a model do you get a discount on the $255K?

    Also, if anyone chooses #1 you’re a dolt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    If you have a 9 inch c***, have abs and USED to be a model do you get a discount on the $255K?

    Also, if anyone chooses #1 you’re a dolt.
    No discount

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    3. I don't drink and haven't had a pizza in 20 years. Easy choice.

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    this guy bored at his stupid job or what?

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    Lil *****, what if I already been to the pen for 5 already have a 9" and already stacked 500k?

    Is that so hard to fathom?

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    interesting choices

    i would choose 2 or 3 but it should be a weekend not one night

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    Is that 3 inch penis soft or hard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyRocks View Post
    Is that 3 inch penis soft or hard?
    Rock hard

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    ill keep my own life

    THANKS

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    I dont drink and eat mostly keto
    I'll bang Trumps wife but I want her to tell him

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    i think i'm gonna go with #1 if I had to choose.

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    I'll go with #2. I already have 1 of the 3 things, and am pretty close to another metric but not all three. I figure I can recoup the cash by making porn. I'll just have to learn to be gay for pay as long as I am the giver and not the receiver.

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    2 sounds like a bargain of a deal. The opportunities and the mere swagger along with general overall confidence, would help usher in unforeseen choices in life.

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    #1. I don't need the cash and can always get a penis extender.
    #2. Never pay a dime for any pussy when you can get it for nothing.
    #3. Is my choice, don't drink and when you have Crohn's you don't eat pizza.
    #4. Don't need the cash, so no jail time for me.
    I'm good.

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    #1 is a no brainer for JJGold.

    He gets $400k cash plus a penis enlargement?

    That's hitting the lotto right there.

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    Wow

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    jj already has a 3 , so he would take 1 for sure

    I take 2

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    1. No way.
    2. I'm broke so no way.
    3. I can live w/o alcohol and pizza is overrated so 3 it is.
    4. Can't do that kind of time. No way.

    Do you think about this when you wake up in the morning or something? What kind of poll/questions can I ask these freaks to help yourself out somehow?

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    Number 1 hands down. In my 20’s, I would have picked number 2. I would’ve killed to make panties drop just by being in the room. Now that I’m 47, my priorities have changed drastically. As much as I love women, financial security is crucial to me living the life I enjoy. Also, I gotta meet the dude that picks 500k and prison.

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    1 easy

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    Can I count the 3.5 I’ve already done? I’d go another 18 months to complete my 5 for the half mil

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    Easy choice. Imma go with the third coz I don't drink alcohol much and don't really like pizza

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    ill take 4.

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    4. I would do the time for the dime. Good hypotheticals Seaweed ...

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    4 is tempting if i didn't have my parents to worry about as an only child. i would miss them also honestly.

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    What the fukk is wrong with these guys picking 5 years in prison over a small dick??? You’re basically giving up years on your life over losing a few inches on your pecker. Pussy is going to feel just as good whether you have a 3 inchee or 10 inches. This is crazy talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    What the fukk is wrong with these guys picking 5 years in prison over a small dick??? You’re basically giving up years on your life over losing a few inches on your pecker. Pussy is going to feel just as good whether you have a 3 inchee or 10 inches. This is crazy talk.
    Says the guy with the 4-5 inches, not much to lose.

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    If I get the cash up front 5 years prison all day

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    Thought it was a forced choice LOL...but yeah...
    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyRocks View Post
    #1. I don't need the cash and can always get a penis extender.
    #2. Never pay a dime for any pussy when you can get it for nothing.
    #3. Is my choice, don't drink and when you have Crohn's you don't eat pizza.
    #4. Don't need the cash, so no jail time for me.
    I'm good.

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    1for me

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    Sober for my whole life, easy choice

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