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Auto Donk
guy pulled out a golf club he kept on the door frame over his bedroom door, and wanted to use it on his wife and me because she was having so many orgasms, and never had one with him...... (adding insult to injury, he wanted me to bring X, which I did..... we all took it, his wife was having the time of her life while her guy's schshort kept getting smaller due to the X and the increasing embarrassment/frustration he was experiencing due to not being able to get it up..... I popped a 100mg viagra on my way over there, so I could knock down trees and shit as hard as I was..... and of course I knew he'd probably have issues, and sure as hell didn't offer him the other viagra I had in my pocket as my insurance)..... after about an hour, the wife and I take a break, and were lying in the bed when he reached up above the bedroom door and produced the golf club, and started talking some shit about her while slowly pacing back and forth but gradually getting closer to us.....
he began holding it like a baseball bat and edging ever so closure to us, increasingly agitated.... I was spooning her (a ballerina with Houston Ballet) with the tip still in from behind ("just the tip"), and was listening to his b.s. with a little bit of a smile at first as it wasn't clear if this was all a game or not.... but with her facing away from me, she coulldn't see my face, so when it became clear he might swing the club, I figured I'd throw my arm up and get a broken forearm when I threw it up to block the swing..... at that same instant, since she coudn't see my face, I lost the slight smile and gave him the look of death like I was gonna kill his ass if he swung, and he almost jumped back toward the bedroom door when we made eye contact....
he backed up toward the door -- clearly shaken -- and put the club up.......
about that time his wife told him, "since you can't get it up, why don't you sleep on the couch or in the guest room -- we're gonna be at this for a while. you can come back if it starts to work....." (she was hot as shit, and clearly the spouse who wore the pants when it came to their activity in the lifestyle)....
we didn't see him again that night; I left in the morning after being up all night (due primarily to the x), before he got up..... she filed for a divorce a week later.
she became my partner in crime in the lifestyle for a while, I traded her (easy to do when you have no emotional connection, I could never swap my wife, for example)..... she was a kinky babe, probably scored 50-60 pieces of ass by using her as trade bait, and another 10-12 in the strip clubs, doing bi-babe strippers with her in the mix......
had to give her up -- and the other 10-15 babes in my stable , as well -- after I decided to get serious and commit to my current wife......