just lookin at it (below), I'm pretty sure this shit is susceptible to being wallowed out by less-endowed mother fukkers (ie, 96 percent of white and 100 percent of asian guys) to fulfill "other needs" as well.....
Imagaine Justin Timberlake singin' "ONE, cut a hole in the spam, TWO, stick your junk in the spam, THREE, give ttwarrior the spam!!!"