Fear is what the media loves more than anything.
Fear attracts viewers which in turn spikes ratings
Do you know who the biggest fans of the Corona Virus are?
Fox News and CNN
Wash your hands people, especially after taking a dump or giving your boys dap
wear condoms
use your shirt to open door handles
use a paper towel to turn sinks off or if you have to just the leave the water running
but just be smart and you will all be okay
I hate to see you guys in this state of panic
most of you could use a break from sports anyway
relax and happy Friday the 13th
I hope you all have a great weekend