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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    If we wanted to hear gay stories we would just ask you about your prison experiences.
    Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.

    The end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Banker you’re a table clearer do you know what that actually means

    It means guys love to throw you over fukkin bars and tables

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You got to be careful at gay bars easy to get tagteam and over powered

    I knew three stray guys that mistakenly went into one let’s just say they ended up at some massive orgy at one of the guys houses that owned Italian Ice trucks

    I mean he gave everybody free ice but still those three guys never went back to girls I believe
    JJ is the master of telling unbelievable stories but then sprinkling in some bizarre detail that makes it seem believable

    Here I'll try:

    I was partying in Vegas one night and my buddy and I started buying drinks and dancing with 5 Victoria's Secret models. Later on I hooked up with one of them named Megan who had a little angel tattoo right above her puss and a devil tattoo above her ass crack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.

    The end.
    Unfortunately banker, having done prison times does not make you the Mike Tyson of the streets. It just makes you a convicted felon.

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    This thread took off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Unfortunately banker, having done prison times does not make you the Mike Tyson of the streets. It just makes you a convicted felon.
    You right Being tougher than a couple story telling twits, one who feels the need to attempt to show off and won’t shut the fukk up about when he hopefully leaving or actually getting a job in the mail room somewhere doesn’t make me anything other than tougher than a bunch of pussies. Something most ppl can claim to be true.

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    Will he fall asleep in the club?

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    Entertainment is outstanding. 😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    You right Being tougher than a couple story telling twits, one who feels the need to attempt to show off and won’t shut the fukk up about when he hopefully leaving or actually getting a job in the mail room somewhere doesn’t make me anything other than tougher than a bunch of pussies. Something most ppl can claim to be true.
    The irony is I declined a 50k offer two weeks ago and another 52k in March. Wasn’t enough and both in a dying industry.

    I also would expect I could get a job a lot quicker if salary wasn’t a concern versus a convicted felon. Let me know when you quit or are fired and we can bet on your length your unemployment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.

    The end.
    I wouldn't be surprised if JJ and bear are the same user...
    I think its funny how everyone paints you out to be this 10x convict. So intolerable of the correctional process

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    Good eye, Jay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    The irony is I declined a 50k offer two weeks ago and another 52k in March. Wasn’t enough and both in a dying industry.

    I also would expect I could get a job a lot quicker if salary wasn’t a concern versus a convicted felon. Let me know when you quit or are fired and we can bet on your length your unemployment.
    Lmfao. Poor little guy always trying to talk down at ppl to make him feel better bout being a Tiny dick no balls havin little bitch who nobody loves.

    “I might be a straight up pussy who gonna die lonely but hey one day I might have a job better than yours!” Or “so what I have a 3 inch pecker look at my picture of a couple grand” , my personal favorite “I’m so much better than ya’ll I’ll be leaving soon and you degenerate losers can have this place”.,

    We are all so impressed by you! I promise I’m sure one day you will find plenty of ppl to equally impress and it won’t just be strangers on the net!! I can feel it!!

    Far as me, don’t worry. I’ll always have a job making right about roughly what you piss on and turn down, strong back having hard working mofos like me always will. Enough for me to live; maybe one day I’ll be more ambitious and start my own thing and make little more, maybe I won’t. Either way I like hard labor, keeps me strong and relieves enough stress I don’t have to beat up every snot nosed brat like you I see in the street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayLA View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised if JJ and bear are the same user...
    I think its funny how everyone paints you out to be this 10x convict. So intolerable of the correctional process
    Thug life!! Lmfao

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    Too long, did not read.

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    Going clubbing is the best way to wake up in jail the next day. You do not want to go to a Philadelphia jail.

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    Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
    I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.

    Lol

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    JJ....what happened to the 59 yr old?

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    struck out like usual, had a bottle of $4 champagne and rank it until passed out on couch

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    JJ , go both ways

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Going clubbing is the best way to wake up in jail the next day. You do not want to go to a Philadelphia jail.
    What happens in Philadelphia Jails?

    now I’m curious

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    struck out like usual, had a bottle of $4 champagne and rank it until passed out on couch
    Sounds like my night

    I could have had some trim last night but I passed on it, I was too tired

    the chick I met online that banged me on the first night hit me up around midnight

    she wanted me to meet her at a bar about a half hour away

    I had just had 2 New Belgium IPA’s and 2 glasses of some nasty cheap red wine I got from the gas station and smoked a bowl of some pink runtz

    so I said I’d love to see you but I’m laying in bed

    of course she threw a fit

    she said “remember when you were hitting it doggy and I took my earrings out?”

    I said of course my little sex panther how could I forget?

    She was like “OMG I so need you to bring me those earrings b/c they match my outfit”

    I said I would but it’s raining cats and dogs outside and I’m about to pass out

    so I mean I missed out on some grade A puss

    I can’t really get it on demand either

    this woman just kind of sporadically calls me so I gotta always be ready for the opportunity

    kinda like a firefighter who is ready to slide down that pole

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    I heard JJ went to Risqué.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    I heard JJ went to Risqué.



    Hope you're doing well brother.

    Wishing the Mrs. a happy mother’s day as well

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    Bear your a stud

    Bigday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckshit View Post
    I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.

    Lol
    Many breweries in Portland...need to make it through there

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    JJ

    hows about a Mother's Day Video ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    I heard JJ went to Risqué.

    I remember that night...I think see you next weekend!!

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    Booya undressing her right now with his eyes like all of us

    I will fly her here tonight if she gives me the green light or any signal, finger right on Expedia

    We call them one nighters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
    Great comeback 10/10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckshit View Post
    I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.

    Lol
    It’s week 4 and you’ve alreadt defaulted on your loan twice, asking for MORE to be loaned.

    If you dislike me so much call my bet. Up to 1000 betpoints +100 duckshit does not pay off his 6000 pt debt, all 15k points owed within 155 weeks. Since I believe you will default though, will need someone trustworthy to hold your 1000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    JJ stop acting like a fukking pussy. You clearly are in shape and strong from your last video. Get some fukking confidence and get laid. Stop acting like a pathetic loser on here who loses at everything and doesn't learn. Like you're a funny dude but jesus christ stop this self deprecation and show the fukking backbone you were born with.
    hey pot....calling kettle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    hey pot....calling kettle
    I had sex Friday night, when’s the last time you got laid and did not have to pay for it?

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    a lot of guys acting tough in here

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