1. 03-22-11 05:32 PM #1
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    Who needs a back pack when you have a vagina

    Karin Mackaliunas, 27, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, crashed her car on Sunday evening. Just as she was ready to leave the scene of the accident, Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Mackaliunas, according to the Scranton Times-Tribune.

    Officer Cali suspected Mackaliunas of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn. Officer Baumann then searched the suspect for weapons, which in turn yielded three bags of heroin from Mackaliunas’ jacket.

    But Mackaliunas’ night was just getting started. As she was being driven to the police station for a drug possession charge, Officer Baumann noticed Mackaliunas “fidgeting” in the back seat of the police car. After the suspect struggled with the officer during a more thorough exam, Mackaliunas “asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina,” the report says.
    That’s when things got very interesting:

    A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
    Look at that list again. That’s 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22. Found. Not hidden on her person. Hidden inside her vagina.

    If she had enough pocket space to carry three bags of heroin inside her jacket, could she not have kept the 22 cents worth of loose change there? She had to jam that up into her quite literal coin slot, too?

    And why did she put the empty bags up there?!?
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  2. 03-22-11 05:34 PM #2
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  3. 03-22-11 05:37 PM #3
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    She`s got to weigh about 400 lbs to have a beaver that big
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  4. 03-22-11 05:42 PM #4
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    AND WHO SAID SLUTTY EX GIRLFRIENDS ARENT GOOD FOR ANYTHING???

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  5. 03-22-11 05:42 PM #5
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    holy shit did they find the can of pringles ?
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  6. 03-22-11 05:44 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr. leisure View Post
    She`s got to weigh about 400 lbs to have a beaver that big
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  7. 03-22-11 05:47 PM #7
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    Best part was the 22 cents. Was it in pennies?
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  8. 03-22-11 05:48 PM #8
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    sounds very spacious, she could probably rent out some space in there.
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  9. 03-22-11 05:52 PM #9
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    tiny bags, whether theres drugs around you or not, will raise flags to any cop and carry enough to suspicion to warrant a search

    bags + drugs = intent to distribute
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  10. 03-22-11 05:55 PM #10
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    my question is..why put the money up there? money doesn't mean anything when it's only $50 and some change..if she could fit 50+ bags of heroin up there why not stick up the other 3? she probably gets away with the drugs if she never says anything and doesn't leave the last 3 bags in her jacket. dumb clam.
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  11. 03-22-11 06:13 PM #11
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    is that why my dog always smells the crotches of extremely skinny beat up bitches?
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  12. 03-22-11 07:15 PM #12
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    Wow thats one hell of a cave shes got
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  13. 03-22-11 09:37 PM #13
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    I'd hate to see the dildo this girl uses.

    And when I say dildo, I don't mean the ttwarrior kind!
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  14. 03-22-11 09:42 PM #14
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    They pulled out the ice cream scoop for her at the abortion office.
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  15. 03-22-11 11:03 PM #15
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    damn thats crazy. wow.

    you think its still tight?
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  16. 03-22-11 11:03 PM #16
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    HAHA she's like a fukkin marsupial. What if one of the bags leaked.
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  17. 03-22-11 11:49 PM #17
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    wow, heard about hiding drugs in strange places but 22 cents, thats just very very weird
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  18. 03-23-11 12:14 AM #18
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    why the money too
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  19. 03-23-11 01:00 AM #19
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    She was selling the drugs! The 22 cents was a tip!
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  20. 03-23-11 01:38 AM #20
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    The change and money would have no business in there jesus what a dumbass.
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  21. 03-23-11 01:43 AM #21
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  22. 03-23-11 01:43 AM #22
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    Crazy bitch
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  23. 03-23-11 04:40 AM #23
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    dang and she couldnt sqeeze in the other three bags
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  24. 03-23-11 08:04 AM #24
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    She didn't want to get robbed. So she stuff the drugs up there along with the money. When she finds a buyer, she pulls one out (not in front of the buyer of course) and sells it. After the sell, she goes around the corner, rolls the money up, and stuffs it back up inside her.
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    That's some crazy shit, Dad. Nice find.
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  26. 03-23-11 08:27 AM #26
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    Unreal what you can put up there lol
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  27. 03-23-11 10:46 AM #27
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    At least she makes good use of her vagina. She doesn't limit her vaginal activities to just pissing and recreation like most women do.
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  28. 03-23-11 11:22 AM #28
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    I read this article in the Ottawa Sun.
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  29. 03-23-11 11:30 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Oh wow... that really is her, Cougar. She doesnt look 400 pounds.

    Here are a few more pics of her.



    Mug shot


    Same girl?




    Edit: I removed the picture that had the child in it.
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  30. 03-23-11 11:31 AM #30
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    nice
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  31. 03-23-11 11:38 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Inevitable View Post
    She didn't want to get robbed. So she stuff the drugs up there along with the money. When she finds a buyer, she pulls one out (not in front of the buyer of course) and sells it. After the sell, she goes around the corner, rolls the money up, and stuffs it back up inside her.
    I wouldn't like to ask her for change.
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  32. 03-23-11 11:49 AM #32
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    she's got the wide vagina syndrome. if you watch curb your enthusiasm on hbo you'll understand it. if you don't, get up on it.
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  33. 03-23-11 12:01 PM #33
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    Funny how it fails to mention that the $51 was all nickles!
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  34. 03-23-11 12:12 PM #34
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    this thread is retarted.
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  35. 03-23-11 12:21 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by alienware View Post
    this thread is retarted.
    You mean retarded?

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