1. #36
    romecloneout
    romecloneout's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-06-11
    Posts: 2,243
    Betpoints: 489

    you guys are homos

  2. #37
    downsouth
    Bobbywaves is a stiff
    downsouth's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-13-11
    Posts: 11,580
    Betpoints: 25123

    Quote Originally Posted by romecloneout View Post
    you guys are homos
    Says the man who has enjoyed the touch of another man often in his life.

  3. #38
    downsouth
    Bobbywaves is a stiff
    downsouth's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-13-11
    Posts: 11,580
    Betpoints: 25123

    Quote Originally Posted by Curls89 View Post
    Who thinks of something like this lol
    It was one of those come up with your oddest hypotheticals night. I've got a couple more I'll share later.

  4. #39
    downsouth
    Bobbywaves is a stiff
    downsouth's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-13-11
    Posts: 11,580
    Betpoints: 25123

    Quote Originally Posted by Recurring View Post
    You and your friends must be secretly gay.

    As opposed to the openly gay route that you and your friend/gentleman caller decided to take.

  5. #40
    goofyre
    Cole World.
    goofyre's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-20-10
    Posts: 1,933
    Betpoints: 91

    I'd do it. They would most likely fall right away and one hit to the head with a metal baseball bat and they are knocked out. Seems like easy money.

  6. #41
    mw00
    mw00's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-17-08
    Posts: 700
    Betpoints: 1724

    they cant touch me if they're dead...just sayin

  7. #42
    spankie
    Long Live Rodney!
    spankie's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-10-11
    Posts: 9,992

    Sounds like it could be the ending for Saw 7.

  8. #43
    bokuma
    bokuma's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-21-11
    Posts: 33

    if this is what you and your friends think about after a few drinks, then y'all are way different than me!

  9. #44
    Cuse0323
    Cuse0323's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-09-09
    Posts: 30,169
    Betpoints: 87

    I'd take my chances that I could knock out 36 queers with a bat.

  10. #45
    HauntingTheHoly
    HauntingTheHoly's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-28-10
    Posts: 1,397
    Betpoints: 483

    Quote Originally Posted by clonecat View Post
    No chance, I would worry one of your friends is gay and it is his fantasy.

    Or the OP, more likely. But it's mos def somebody's fantasy.

  11. #46
    l7ustin
    l7ustin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-08
    Posts: 3,914
    Betpoints: 2724

    after 30 minutes does the homo have to get out or in the end is this going to be 36 on 1???

  12. #47
    shaunovery
    shaunovery's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-15-07
    Posts: 18,143
    Betpoints: 103

    Not for any amount of cash

  13. #48
    sneakerhead
    I NEED MONEY
    sneakerhead's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-14-10
    Posts: 7,727
    Betpoints: 1417

    Thats what people think about when they get drunk?
    Ill stick to smoking.

  14. #49
    GOIRISH
    GOIRISH's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-25-10
    Posts: 2,072
    Betpoints: 1128

    Quote Originally Posted by sparkyasu View Post
    u dont need to take a step to swing, aint u ever watched baseball?
    have you ever watched baseball? i played all the way into highschool and never saw anyone who didnt step to take a swing. even if you didnt move your feet your body is still twisting and would be incredibly hard to keep balance

  15. #50
    nyjets15
    nyjets15's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-11
    Posts: 873

    this whole thing sounds just aweful

  16. #51
    cc440unn
    191-217-8 +54.40u
    cc440unn's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-18-11
    Posts: 737

    Anyway. if im not able to kill all of them with the baseball bat...I will just fly out of the place with my wings

  17. #52
    downsouth
    Bobbywaves is a stiff
    downsouth's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-13-11
    Posts: 11,580
    Betpoints: 25123

    Quote Originally Posted by HauntingTheHoly View Post
    Or the OP, more likely. But it's mos def somebody's fantasy.

    You got me Haunting you sharp. Now go clean yourself off after rubbing one out to this thread.

  18. #53
    downsouth
    Bobbywaves is a stiff
    downsouth's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-13-11
    Posts: 11,580
    Betpoints: 25123

    Quote Originally Posted by l7ustin View Post
    after 30 minutes does the homo have to get out or in the end is this going to be 36 on 1???
    Generally your killing or restraining them beyond movement and not allowing them to pile up.
    Points Awarded:

    firehoyt gave downsouth 5 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  19. #54
    cc440unn
    191-217-8 +54.40u
    cc440unn's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-18-11
    Posts: 737

    [quote=Vol_Bengal;9311136]For 3 bones??? and we're both butt - naked, he wants to jam it in my ass but I have a baseball bat and I'm not going to get into any legal scenarios if I "don't let him"? This is easy money. Dude has no way to defend himself and he can't run away from you as according to the rules he has to attempt to come to you. Be like hitting off a tee, only with melons.

    I don't see where people are having an issue with this. Even if you fell, you still have the advantage of a baseball bat, and he's in the same footing you are. And, you still have 30 minutes to get the upper hand before another one would be arriving. I'd take that bet all day long.[/quote]

    This.

  20. #55
    Tackleberry
    Tackleberry's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-01-10
    Posts: 441

    Quote Originally Posted by sparkyasu View Post
    u dont need to take a step to swing, aint u ever watched baseball?
    Even with both feet remaining on the ground there is a great deal of weight transfer happening from one foot to another. This weight transfer produces a large amount of lateral force, without a good amount of friction between your foot and the surface you are standing on you will certainly slip and likely fall. There is a reason baseball shoes have cleats and golf shoes have spikes.

  21. #56
    ApricotSinner32
    ApricotSinner32's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-28-10
    Posts: 10,648
    Betpoints: 26

    You guys are nuts this is such a +ev opportunity unless you are already in fact a rich man/woman.

  22. #57
    cc440unn
    191-217-8 +54.40u
    cc440unn's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-18-11
    Posts: 737

    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    You guys are nuts this is such a +ev opportunity unless you are already in fact a rich man/woman.
    same if youre rich...kill some homo with baseball bat look like a nice idea.

  23. #58
    BigEarn
    BigEarn's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-14-11
    Posts: 36

    i like the gorilla vs a football team challenge more

  24. #59
    COYLO
    COYLO's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-18-10
    Posts: 2,844
    Betpoints: 7596

    there will def be some guy's in this forum that would take 36 shots in the ass for 3 million. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

  25. #60
    jds07v
    jds07v's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-19-09
    Posts: 1,335
    Betpoints: 388

    There is a lot of things I could do with $3,000,000. Even if you fail at disabling him, you should be able to wrestle him long enough that he can't put it in ya

  26. #61
    yisman
    yisman's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-01-08
    Posts: 75,682
    Betpoints: 246162

    By the way, you don't need to say dollar. $3 million=3 million dollars

  27. #62
    southmadejd
    southmadejd's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-27-09
    Posts: 1,059
    Betpoints: 830

    I just need my one point so this thread was as good as any to post this in.....go to hell.

  28. #63
    beefcake
    Update your status
    beefcake's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-09
    Posts: 14,029
    Betpoints: 178

    How would you stay hydrated through all this? Or eat? You would need all that energy to whack those homos out!
    After you kill a few(assuming you have time to rest between possible ass rapes), you could start to build a stack of bodies of the dead homos to gain better footing and also have the added advantage of having the higher ground.

  29. #64
    Robber
    Robber's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-21-09
    Posts: 6,432
    Betpoints: 92737

    wait so this dude has fantasies about raping dudes in pools of vaseline? wtf

First 12
Top