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    ZetaPsi808
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    I went outside for the first time all day just now

    and the sun was so bright, i was blinded and fell over in my driveway. i could not see for like 5 seconds and then i just lost my balance. i ended up falling into some bushes, so luckily i did not get hurt.

    very embarrassing. there was an old man walking his dog and i heard him laughing after all this happened. not sure what else he could have been laughing at besides me.

    i was not used to the bright sun b/c it had been cloudy and raining for the past few days here.


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    Are you ok Zeta?

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    Get a pair of sunglasses pal.

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    I just got back from the beach, very nice day here in Myrtle.

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    Did you blind anyone with your pasty white ghost face?

    I hope you put on some foundation.

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    I can hear your parents now....


    Now if we could get him to at least talk to a girl

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    ZetaPsi808
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    daddy yes im ok.

    spankie make a video so we can critique you.

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    Zeta you dont want me to bury you pal, my linguistics and speaking skills are beyond what you can comprehend.

    I did toastmasters for 5 years.

    /end of thread.
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    LOL walking out at 2:30? Dont you have a job son?

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    Damn all this time I thought u were full blown retarded

    Didn't know u were a functioning retard

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    shield you eyes next time so your eyes have time to adjust to the brightness.

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    Brian Regan
    "The big yellow one's the sun"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Landscaper View Post
    Damn all this time I thought u were full blown retarded
    Didn't know u were a functioning retard

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    ZetaPsi808
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    unreal public forum burial once again.

    stealthy i am going out to get subway now. wearing huge sunglasses.

    stealthy classic avatar there.




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    thx zeta.

    what are you getting?

    are you sunglasses like this? you know the things you see the elderly wear
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    Something is wrong with this guy

    When I talk to guy on phone he sounds off.

    Anyone know his deal?

    Phobias?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    and the sun was so bright, i was blinded and fell over in my driveway. i could not see for like 5 seconds and then i just lost my balance. i ended up falling into some bushes, so luckily i did not get hurt.

    very embarrassing. there was an old man walking his dog and i heard him laughing after all this happened. not sure what else he could have been laughing at besides me.

    i was not used to the bright sun b/c it had been cloudy and raining for the past few days here.

    The hair man.....it's the hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Something is wrong with this guy When I talk to guy on phone he sounds off. Anyone know his deal? Phobias?

    Zeta, you are definitely chucked. When a bangedup clown like JJ says something's wrong with you, it's bad....

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    many guys hating here. guys wish they had my hair, good looks, etc.

    other guys afraid to make a video and post their pics for fear of getting hammered.

    i bet most guys on forum are more banged up than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    Zeta you dont want me to bury you pal, my linguistics and speaking skills are beyond what you can comprehend.

    I did toastmasters for 5 years.

    /end of thread.
    funniest thing i have read all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    many guys hating here. guys wish they had my hair, good looks, etc.

    other guys afraid to make a video and post their pics for fear of getting hammered.

    i bet most guys on forum are more banged up than me.

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    no biggie, just another night of crying yourself to sleep, hugging your keanu reeves blowup doll, wishing mom would make toaster strudel making you feel special again.

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    Can anyone understand Zeta when he speaks??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Can anyone understand Zeta when he speaks??

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    Last edited by ZetaPsi808; 03-16-11 at 05:39 PM.

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    you went outside for the first time all day or the first time in days?

    i can understand your disorientation.

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    gee u fuk. first time all day. I was at mcdonalds today and hit on the single moms who babysitting their kids in the playpen

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    You must either be a really fat dude or Lazy f\*\*k to stay in the house all day. Because you could either be in College, work, the Gym, or playing x-box with your buds somewhere else besides home.

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    Guy is beyond banged up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    gee u fuk. first time all day. I was at mcdonalds today and hit on the single moms who babysitting their kids in the playpen



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    zeta don't hurt yourself trying to deposit those coins, that package is heavy.

    i know how much of a balance problem you have.

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    Wow, a touching and tragic story Zeta, the forum needs more reality threads like this one.

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    That is pathetic that you just went outside for the first time!

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    ZetaPsi808
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    guys thanks for your concern. i am ok as luckily the bushes broke my fall.

    stealthy i will be ordering more coins on monday.

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    I'm with you on the sun being bright in the morning, can't stand it haha.

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