1. 03-14-11 11:51 AM #1
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    Steak And Blowjob Day is today!

    March 14th... probably my favorite day of the year!

    For those of you that do not know:

    Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

    The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
    Go celebrate, boys!
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  2. 03-14-11 11:56 AM #2
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    LOL
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  3. 03-14-11 11:57 AM #3
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    Thanks Dad
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  4. 03-14-11 11:58 AM #4
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    Yessir, I love this holiday.

    I'm looking forward to at least one of these things today....hopefully two!
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  5. 03-14-11 12:03 PM #5
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    WHAT?!?!?

    how long how this been around, and how come i've never heard of it?? unreal i'm missing out.

    thanks for the heads up daddy i owe you a steak...and perhaps a blowjob.
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  6. 03-14-11 12:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    WHAT?!?!?

    how long how this been around, and how come i've never heard of it?? unreal i'm missing out.

    thanks for the heads up daddy i owe you a steak...and perhaps a blowjob.
    Burrito, I have been celebrating this holiday for years. It's better than Christmas.

    I'd go out for a steak anytime with you, Burrito. But how about a beer instead of a blowjob?
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    In honor of this great day I will make my 17,000th post in this thread.

    Thanks, Daddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Burrito, I have been celebrating this holiday for years. It's better than Christmas.

    I'd go out for a steak anytime with you, Burrito. But how about a beer instead of a blowjob?
    you dont know what you're missing! Stealthy sucks a mean dik, and I know because I've got a mean dik
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    I didn't even get a card. Fukkin unreal.

    For later, I am told that steak is a possibility but that my blowjob quota for the month is already exhausted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    WHAT?!?!?

    how long how this been around, and how come i've never heard of it?? unreal i'm missing out.

    thanks for the heads up daddy i owe you a steak...and perhaps a blowjob.
    If you are married this holiday does not really exist.
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  11. 03-14-11 12:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerbush View Post

    If you are married this holiday does not really exist.
    I'm sorry to hear that for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Burrito, I have been celebrating this holiday for years. It's better than Christmas.

    I'd go out for a steak anytime with you, Burrito. But how about a beer instead of a blowjob?


    glad you substituted the bj with a beer, works good for all parties involved. daddy one day we will have to make steaks and beer happen.
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    to this day.
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  14. 03-14-11 12:17 PM #14
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  15. 03-14-11 12:53 PM #15
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    im married have a 2 year old and wife's 6 months preggo. odds i get either of these:

    yes +1000
    no -10000
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    hell yes ill take a porter house
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    Some girls might fall for this scam, but if they would, you prolly don't need to go through the trouble of telling them about it.
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    g/f mentioned it to me today...Asked if I would settle for chicken and BJ day.


    I said I'll pass on the BJ, but will grill some chickens and drink some beers. Does that make me a homosexual?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    im married have a 2 year old and wife's 6 months preggo. odds i get either of these:

    yes +1000
    no -10000
    haha, mine is 7 months preggo, so i'm in the same boat
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    Hamburger and Hand Job day.

    Fukin feminists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerbush View Post
    If you are married this holiday does not really exist.
    Speak for yourself. Quit being a pussy and tell your wife to fuking give you knober.

    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    g/f mentioned it to me today...Asked if I would settle for chicken and BJ day. I said I'll pass on the BJ, but will grill some chickens and drink some beers. Does that make me a homosexual?
    Answer is Yes. Why not drink beer while getting your bj?
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  22. 03-14-11 01:12 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    g/f mentioned it to me today...Asked if I would settle for chicken and BJ day.


    I said I'll pass on the BJ, but will grill some chickens and drink some beers. Does that make me a homosexual?
    No, it means she owes you one later.
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  23. 03-14-11 01:14 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    you dont know what you're missing! Stealthy sucks a mean dik, and I know because I've got a mean dik


    Congrats on 17k, Profit.
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  24. 03-14-11 01:49 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post


    Congrats on 17k, Profit.

    .....and congrats on gettin' Stealthy to give you that blowjob you've always wanted from him!!

    Much deserved I might add!!
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  25. 03-14-11 01:58 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    .....and congrats on gettin' Stealthy to give you that blowjob you've always wanted from him!!

    Much deserved I might add!!
    posting & blowjobs are equally serious business
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  26. 03-14-11 02:09 PM #26
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    Dad, Hello??!!

    where are the pics?




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    love it, nice dad
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  28. 03-14-11 02:40 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    .....and congrats on gettin' Stealthy to give you that blowjob you've always wanted from him!!

    Much deserved I might add!!
    i ain't no hollaback girl
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  29. 03-14-11 03:43 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Dad, Hello??!!

    where are the pics?




    You caught me slippin, Dwight.











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  30. 03-14-11 03:48 PM #30
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    My girlfriend says that we are only going to celebrate this holiday as much as we did Valentine's day. I gave her a card and took her out to eat!!! She says since she didn't get flowers, she does not have to abide by the rules.

    Looks like it's time to get a new gf. lol
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  31. 03-14-11 03:52 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squareguy View Post
    My girlfriend says that we are only going to celebrate this holiday as much as we did Valentine's day. I gave her a card and took her out to eat!!! She says since she didn't get flowers, she does not have to abide by the rules.

    Looks like it's time to get a new gf. lol
    i think 5 across the eye will solve her problem
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  32. 03-14-11 05:22 PM #32
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    ROFL I love you Dad, I really do man.
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    very very funny...read this several times..gonna make a new calender for myself!
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  34. 03-14-11 05:38 PM #34
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    What percentage of women on this forum?

    The steak is overrated, much better BJ. Great day
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  35. 03-14-11 05:57 PM #35
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    I just texted my GF. yea buddy
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