1. 03-12-11 04:28 PM #1
    Warped1701
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    Why fat chicks give the best head

    No really y?
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  2. 03-12-11 04:37 PM #2
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    fat chicks are at a disability with their looks so they have to pick up on a trade thats gonna get them noticed and guys love getting head so they dedicate themselves to the art of fellatio.
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  3. 03-12-11 04:40 PM #3
    King Mayan
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    Alot of mouth watering saliva.....
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  4. 03-12-11 04:40 PM #4
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    They have to be good or they would never get a date
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  5. 03-12-11 05:16 PM #5
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    Their always hungry.
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  6. 03-12-11 05:34 PM #6
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    I have had a bj from one fat chick and it was sub par, there was definitley effort but lack of skill. While the above mentioned reasons seem to make sense I think that it is also often the case that fat chicks get far less opportunities to practice and therefore are often really not all that great at giving head.
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  7. 03-12-11 06:41 PM #7
    Dutch
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    Fat chicks have low self esteem. They feel like if they don't do what they're told, you won't call them again. Which is probably true.
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  8. 03-12-11 06:47 PM #8
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    But when you're recieving head you usually want to look at a pretty face/body as well, that's almost half of the pleasure.
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  9. 03-12-11 07:10 PM #9
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    It's because they get a salty snack at the end. And fat chicks love snacks.
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  10. 03-12-11 07:26 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Alot of mouth watering saliva.....
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  11. 03-12-11 08:16 PM #11
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    They are hungry they dont get it often so when they get it they get the best of it because they never know when its comin again
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  12. 03-12-11 09:34 PM #12
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    they are good at giving blow jobs because no one will fukk them except for jjgold

    i guess they gotta get dick somehow
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  13. 03-12-11 09:40 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackleberry View Post
    I have had a bj from one fat chick and it was sub par, there was definitley effort but lack of skill. While the above mentioned reasons seem to make sense I think that it is also often the case that fat chicks get far less opportunities to practice and therefore are often really not all that great at giving head.
    A lot of the time, a lot of effort generally makes up for little skill.
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  14. 03-12-11 09:43 PM #14
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  15. 03-12-11 09:44 PM #15
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    Lot of factors, most being that they live food.
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  16. 03-12-11 09:51 PM #16
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    i think thats a myth but im not going to hook up with a fat girl to find out if theyre better or not
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  17. 03-12-11 09:56 PM #17
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    Oh no it is no myth my friend get ready for the best head your ever gonna get.
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  18. 03-12-11 09:59 PM #18
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    Same reason ugly and fat chicks have to develop better personalities.
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  19. 03-12-11 11:06 PM #19
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    Never got head from a "fat" girl? Wonder if it's as good as they say?
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  20. 03-12-11 11:06 PM #20
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    I thought toothless chicks gave the best head...
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  21. 03-12-11 11:08 PM #21
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    They try harder this is a fact not sure why but thank God they do
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  22. 03-12-11 11:15 PM #22
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    Avg head from hot chick > good head from fat chick
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  23. 03-12-11 11:16 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by MathewXB View Post
    Oh no it is no myth my friend get ready for the best head your ever gonna get.
    thats cool man. ill just miss out then. im all about the pussy anyways
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  24. 03-12-11 11:17 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cicima6709 View Post
    Avg head from hot chick > good head from fat chick
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  25. 03-12-11 11:17 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warped1701 View Post
    No really y?
    so i guess your into fat women huh
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  26. 03-12-11 11:20 PM #26
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    fat chicks and pbr good combo.
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  27. 03-12-11 11:20 PM #27
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    One of these days I might have to find out. I will have to hunt out a cute looking fatty.
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  28. 03-12-11 11:25 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman2619 View Post
    fat chicks and pbr good combo.
    PBR HELL ya 8.99 a 12 pack baby
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  29. 03-12-11 11:27 PM #29
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    oh and I know y fat chicks give the best head. They spend so much time shoving food in their mouths that there is no such thing as a dick that is to big.
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  30. 03-13-11 12:16 PM #30
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    Because they think they are chumping on a rib...
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  31. 03-13-11 12:21 PM #31
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    You ever see a chubby girl lick the KFC off her finger...or enjoy the cramynesss of vanilla soft serve...they have plenty of practice that naturally translates I guess? Fortunately I've always been luck enough to find the non chubs that give great knob jobs on request. I'm luckier than I deserve
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  32. 03-13-11 12:28 PM #32
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    =====Their always hungry.

    lmao----you are probably correct about that
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  33. 03-13-11 12:44 PM #33
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    Maybe that's why my fat female neighbor has so much BBQ sauce in her refrigeator. She likes to baste the guy first.
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  34. 03-13-11 12:45 PM #34
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    dont like fat chicks...
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  35. 03-13-11 01:52 PM #35
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    fat chicks give the best head everyone should try it, you don't have to marry them or call them just let them blow you. also older women they don't yell they don't tell and there grateful as hell
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