1. 03-11-11 04:42 PM #1
    Conan
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    Who is prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

    Im confident im ready
    • isolated home with nearby water and hunting grounds
    • 3 shotguns 2 rifles 2 pistols 3 compound bows and a wide variaty of bladed wepons
    • amunition reloading machine
    • versitile 4 weel drive vehicals
    • skills to make efective use of all of the above
    How bout you?
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  2. 03-11-11 05:19 PM #2
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    I live in a somewhat big city, so I'll be zombie meat fairly early on.
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  3. 03-11-11 05:26 PM #3
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    RambHO
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  4. 03-11-11 05:40 PM #4
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    Wtfff?
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  5. 03-11-11 06:24 PM #5
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    you got to be ready people!
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  6. 03-11-11 07:41 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conan View Post
    Is House disguised in the top left trying to find a cure? Or is he just trying to be funny?
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  7. 03-11-11 07:44 PM #7
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    ya hes pulling a Bill Murray he needed to make a trip to the pharmacy to pick up his script
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  8. 03-11-11 08:51 PM #8
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    If you're into this stuff, you really need to read World War Z.
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  9. 03-12-11 04:33 AM #9
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    ill look into that jasonal i was just on the topic because i just read an artical about a fungus that was discoverd that turnes ants into zombies
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  10. 03-12-11 06:29 AM #10
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    A new dawn of the dead movie coming out?
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  11. 03-12-11 08:01 AM #11
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    I second Jasonal's recommendation for World War Z. Fun book.

    But really, fukk zombies and their apocalypse. They just want, want, want (our brains). They're all dead to me.
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  12. 03-12-11 08:46 AM #12
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    I've chosen my supermarket near home. Bottled water and canned food. Just need a pretty girl no zombie
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  13. 03-14-11 03:45 AM #13
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    See everyone thinks the survivors are the ones with all the weapons and haven't been bitten. This is a huge fallacy. The only Survivors are the ones that are Immune to the virus. Yes you can contract the virus by being bitten, but in the early stages of the outbreak the virus travels just like the common cold. So no matter how prepared you are, if you're not immune you're ******. Only about one in a million will be immune. You may go weeks or even months before you meet another immune survivor. It's all up to a genetic lottery if you're still alive after the outbreak. Only then will your survival skills be needed. And since the immunity is random the survivor will probably not be prepared. However since they are so rare. Resources will be fairly abundant. Since 95% of the population will be dead.
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  14. 03-14-11 04:29 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    See everyone thinks the survivors are the ones with all the weapons and haven't been bitten. This is a huge fallacy. The only Survivors are the ones that are Immune to the virus. Yes you can contract the virus by being bitten, but in the early stages of the outbreak the virus travels just like the common cold. So no matter how prepared you are, if you're not immune you're ******. Only about one in a million will be immune. You may go weeks or even months before you meet another immune survivor. It's all up to a genetic lottery if you're still alive after the outbreak. Only then will your survival skills be needed. And since the immunity is random the survivor will probably not be prepared. However since they are so rare. Resources will be fairly abundant. Since 95% of the population will be dead.
    So 4.8% zombie and .20% human remaining?
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  15. 03-14-11 10:48 AM #15
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    I watched that movie with Woodie a couple times. Some great tips in there on what to do and what not to do. I think most people get tripped up when there friends get bit and the friend says "I am ok, its just a scratch!" If you go over in your head now what you must do immediately, when this happens you will not be so reluctant to do the right thing. it's called muscle memory. Hope this helps all.
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  16. 03-14-11 12:24 PM #16
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    I have seen Zombieland a few times, and I better work on my cardio.
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  17. 03-14-11 01:32 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    See everyone thinks the survivors are the ones with all the weapons and haven't been bitten. This is a huge fallacy. The only Survivors are the ones that are Immune to the virus. Yes you can contract the virus by being bitten, but in the early stages of the outbreak the virus travels just like the common cold. So no matter how prepared you are, if you're not immune you're ******. Only about one in a million will be immune. You may go weeks or even months before you meet another immune survivor. It's all up to a genetic lottery if you're still alive after the outbreak. Only then will your survival skills be needed. And since the immunity is random the survivor will probably not be prepared. However since they are so rare. Resources will be fairly abundant. Since 95% of the population will be dead.
    yes i will need to srevive the inital outbreak to have use if my skills and equipment thats why we wll need to be prepaired so no matter who servives we will do ok plus someone is going to find my shit and say thank god for rednecks!
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  18. 03-14-11 02:17 PM #18
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    Thanks for the tip on World War Z...
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  19. 03-14-11 02:30 PM #19
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    Would you have sex with a zombie?.... if somehow you could manage to contain it. Remember this is an apocalypse, so you don't know if there are any people left.
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  20. 03-14-11 05:55 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Inevitable View Post
    Would you have sex with a zombie?.... if somehow you could manage to contain it. Remember this is an apocalypse, so you don't know if there are any people left.

    Girl zombie + blowjob is very dangerous
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  21. 03-15-11 12:13 AM #21
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    ha reminds me of the song zombie prostitute ill see if i can pull up a youtube video
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  22. 03-15-11 12:23 AM #22
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  23. 03-15-11 12:25 AM #23
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    I'm not ready...I'll get there eventually.
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  24. 03-15-11 01:13 AM #24
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    I seen Zombieland several times as well as the series on AMC "The Walking Dead" I scared now
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  25. 03-15-11 02:06 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by cockblocker View Post
    So 4.8% zombie and .20% human remaining?
    I would have to run a simulation. But that seems about right. Yes zombies are reanimated corpses however many will die of simple starvation and exposure do to lack of food and shelter. Before the outbreak completely covers the world population.
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  26. 03-15-11 02:39 AM #26
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  27. 03-15-11 04:47 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoweRay View Post
    A new dawn of the dead movie coming out?
    its the Japan nuclear meltdown radiation cloud thats coming to USA .
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  28. 03-15-11 05:06 AM #28
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    anyone wanna play l4d 2?
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  29. 03-15-11 06:18 AM #29
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    no, I only have a bat.
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  30. 03-15-11 07:35 AM #30
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    I feel like a zombie after taking all this medication I'm on.
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  31. 03-15-11 07:26 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by koz-man View Post
    I seen Zombieland several times as well as the series on AMC "The Walking Dead" I scared now

    Zombieland is a great film and TWD is a vey good serie (episode 2 is brutal) and comic. But the best zombie movie of recent years is Dawn of the Dead, 2004. From director of 300, one remake Romero. Fast zombies are not usual but the movie is a masterpiece.
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