1. 03-12-11 11:10 PM #36
    Elevated
    Linning!
    Elevated's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-16-11
    Posts: 453
    Betpoints: 42

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 03-12-11 11:14 PM #37
    ehp6737
    ehp6737's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-08
    Posts: 4,185
    Betpoints: 32

    Taylor, why do they still allow you to post
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 03-13-11 09:14 AM #38
    lemart5
    FOOTBALL TIME
    lemart5's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-11
    Posts: 2,818
    Betpoints: 0

    Got so drunk my CC ended up in my asscrack.

    My God I had some weird sexual requests last night
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 03-13-11 09:14 AM #39
    COYLO
    COYLO's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-18-10
    Posts: 2,843
    Betpoints: 7512

    i think im gonna write a book full of the short story's/ tall tales i read on here, Scotch Broth foR the soul.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 03-13-11 09:19 AM #40
    spankie
    Long Live Rodney!
    spankie's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-10-11
    Posts: 9,992
    Betpoints: 1

    did u swipe it?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 03-13-11 09:20 AM #41
    milwaukee mike
    milwaukee mike's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-22-07
    Posts: 26,906
    Betpoints: 7585

    i have no idea why this made me laugh but it did and i thank you
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 03-13-11 09:24 AM #42
    MMAchicka
    MMAchicka's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-10
    Posts: 437
    Betpoints: 70

    Any cash back?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 03-13-11 09:25 AM #43
    spartangreen
    spartangreen's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-25-09
    Posts: 3,807
    Betpoints: 479

    just do a charge back
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 03-13-11 09:31 AM #44
    Davydave
    Davydave's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-01-08
    Posts: 700
    Betpoints: 2008

    The only guy with a brown AMEX card. Membership has its privileges.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 03-13-11 09:33 AM #45
    lemart5
    FOOTBALL TIME
    lemart5's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-11
    Posts: 2,818
    Betpoints: 0

    I will never drink 5 Cookie Monsters again
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 03-13-11 09:40 AM #46
    shari91
    shari91's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-10
    Posts: 32,661
    Betpoints: 1689

    Quote Originally Posted by Davydave View Post
    The only guy with a brown AMEX card. Membership has its privileges.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 03-13-11 09:47 AM #47
    Extra Innings
    Extra Innings's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-26-10
    Posts: 15,058
    Betpoints: 315

    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    did u swipe it?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 03-13-11 11:29 AM #48
    stealthyburrito
    Alien Robot Sex Party
    stealthyburrito's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-12-09
    Posts: 21,556
    Betpoints: 11857

    what else ended up in your ass crack? a gerbil?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 03-13-11 11:33 AM #49
    onetrickpony
    onetrickpony's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-23-10
    Posts: 9,434
    Betpoints: 0

    sparkling wine gets u drunk
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 03-13-11 11:40 AM #50
    RUSS28
    RUSS28's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-22-11
    Posts: 21
    Betpoints: 0

    the shit really gets deep in here. might have to run to cabelas and get a pair of waders the hip boots just aint gonna cut it anymore
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 03-13-11 05:07 PM #51
    lemart5
    FOOTBALL TIME
    lemart5's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-11
    Posts: 2,818
    Betpoints: 0

    We should have many more Beta exchange contests.

    I like them if Rebate Wager is able and willing I will defiantly be a customer when the exchange opens.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 03-14-11 03:01 PM #52
    lemart5
    FOOTBALL TIME
    lemart5's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-11
    Posts: 2,818
    Betpoints: 0

    Read how I Mr.Taylor busted10 gambling bots at Pokerstars.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/42070561/
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 03-14-11 06:07 PM #53
    BGboothA
    BGboothA's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-07-08
    Posts: 4,202
    Betpoints: 212

    can I ask a silly question....whats so bad about bots...'someone' who is going to play the same way everytime because that's what they are programmed to do. Yeah the will eat the fish, but if you see them, they are easy to beat once you find them.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 03-14-11 06:14 PM #54
    chilidog
    chilidog's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-05-09
    Posts: 10,304
    Betpoints: 956

    lemart5
    This message is hidden because lemart5 is on your ignore list.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 03-14-11 06:19 PM #55
    dfberger23
    dfberger23's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-08-10
    Posts: 5,069
    Betpoints: 406

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 03-14-11 06:19 PM #56
    BigOrangeTitans
    Go Kill Yourself, Thx Mgmt
    BigOrangeTitans's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-23-07
    Posts: 4,504
    Betpoints: 13

    get a life pal, a life offf the cpu
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 03-14-11 06:20 PM #57
    FourLengthsClear
    King of the Idiots
    FourLengthsClear's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-29-10
    Posts: 3,808
    Betpoints: 508

    Quote Originally Posted by BGboothA View Post
    can I ask a silly question....whats so bad about bots...'someone' who is going to play the same way everytime because that's what they are programmed to do. Yeah the will eat the fish, but if you see them, they are easy to beat once you find them.
    As it stands, not much.
    Once there are bots that are able to collude though, it would be a different story.

    Also fwiw bots don't play the same way all the time. They can be and are set up to bluff and/or slow play in a given spot x% of the time .
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 03-14-11 06:24 PM #58
    yisman
    yisman's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-01-08
    Posts: 75,682
    Betpoints: 246162

    Yeah, bots don't make it any easier.

    If anything, they're less predictable, when programmed correctly. With a human you have a better chance of guessing.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 03-14-11 06:25 PM #59
    Optional
    Optional's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-10-10
    Posts: 57,746
    Betpoints: 9201

    What does your job entail at Pokerstars Mr. Taylor?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 03-14-11 06:35 PM #60
    robmpink
    Update your status
    robmpink's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-09-07
    Posts: 13,205
    Betpoints: 43

    I heard grannybot666 was the most sophisticated of them all.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 03-14-11 07:27 PM #61
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9740

    thats not lemart or taylor and this is old news
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 03-14-11 08:47 PM #62
    Duff85
    Getting ready for Japball
    Duff85's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-15-10
    Posts: 2,920
    Betpoints: 4007

    Taylor is easily most useless poster at SBR.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 03-14-11 11:55 PM #63
    RANDAZZO
    RANDAZZO's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-21-10
    Posts: 758
    Betpoints: 886

    There will always be bots
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 03-14-11 11:58 PM #64
    muldoon
    muldoon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-04-10
    Posts: 4,397
    Betpoints: 7

    I used to run a bot in limit holdem back around 2004. As a player it did ok on small limits (.25/.50), close to break even. Was great for clearing bonuses.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 03-15-11 12:30 AM #65
    Lockitup1x
    Lockitup1x's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-21-09
    Posts: 1,010
    Betpoints: 1

    Quote Originally Posted by FourLengthsClear View Post
    As it stands, not much.
    You are wrong. If someone can run one bot, what would stop someone from running hundreds of bots 24/7. If these bots are profitable (some are), then that profit is going to someone who is essentially cheating. Bots are more likely to profit from bad players and that is bad for almost everyone except the person running the bot.

    Once there are bots that are able to collude though, it would be a different story.
    I saw ads for colluding bots (share hole cards over a network) over five years ago. I think it's safe to say that it is happening already.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 03-15-11 12:44 AM #66
    BeerDog99
    BeerDog99's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 4,890
    Betpoints: 177

    I still don't know what sets these bots apart for all of the other auto-playing people. I have watched some of the identified bots on Bodog (e.g. Tabassco Tim) and I don't see what is so expoitable nor verifiable that they are bots.

    Also, from my reading on the bots from Shanky, they seem to be very flexible and ever changing.

    What are the characteristics/patterns that have been seen to indentify them?

    Lastly, how is Pokerstars and Fulltilt able to identify the bots whereas Bodog et al doesn't seem to be able to?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  32. 03-15-11 01:11 AM #67
    FourLengthsClear
    King of the Idiots
    FourLengthsClear's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-29-10
    Posts: 3,808
    Betpoints: 508

    Quote Originally Posted by Lockitup1x View Post
    You are wrong. If someone can run one bot, what would stop someone from running hundreds of bots 24/7. If these bots are profitable (some are), then that profit is going to someone who is essentially cheating. Bots are more likely to profit from bad players and that is bad for almost everyone except the person running the bot.
    Only that each one would need a separate account, I suppose.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lockitup1x View Post

    I saw ads for colluding bots (share hole cards over a network) over five years ago. I think it's safe to say that it is happening already.
    You could be right. I have to admit that I don't play onlike poker these days, aside from the occasional MTT. The relatively easy pickings dried up two or three years ago from my perspective.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  33. 03-15-11 01:22 AM #68
    Gee
    Gee's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-08-10
    Posts: 4,547
    Betpoints: 2327

    i've botted before using shanky.

    they are profitable if you can run 6 tables 24/7 with a table hopper and don't get caught. the bot script i used (and re-wrote parts of) were +EV on low limits. 6 man, 5c and 10c NL cash tables. most people really struggled to get a +EV bot for anything higher than that.

    preferably, you should be running 2 accounts (or as many as you can get going on as many machines as you can get going) for 12 hours each... the problem with bots is that they can only win at v. low limits.

    it was good for clearing the bonuses, which were pretty good where i was playing, but after that the rakeback and actual profits were pretty shit at the limits the bot could beat. I then moved out of my parents and had some issues with the software and ultimately gave up.

    it was definately a profitable exercise though.

    Beerdog: its not so much a style of play. its a timing thing mainly from what I understand i.e. not taking breaks, extra long sessions, toilet breaks on the hour for 3 minutes exactly etc. they also rely a lot on other users reports.

    Fulltilt also update their software every few days, so the bot won't work (or at least so it will only work for 1 table). this didn't use to be a problem as egor (the creator) could patch it pretty quickly. at some point, fulltilt started banning botters and confiscating their monies, so they stopped using it. I think bodog probably just prefers to have the rake, rather than banning anyone the more full time players, the more rake for them.

    muldoon: I don't believe you had a breakeven bot on .50NL. The rakeback would be huge if you could run that all day. Its not something I would have given up if it wasn't
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  34. 03-15-11 03:44 AM #69
    CollegeOverUnder
    DJ COOPER
    CollegeOverUnder's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-20-10
    Posts: 5,520
    Betpoints: 217

    Ive been called a bot on Full Tilt and Poker Stars. Ive had to turn in documentation for both sites because I can turn profits at 24 table sessions consistently.


    And I am one of them Analytical players that observes everything.

    But Ive also been playing online since I was 12 before the poker boom hit
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  35. 03-15-11 12:27 PM #70
    lemart5
    FOOTBALL TIME
    lemart5's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-11
    Posts: 2,818
    Betpoints: 0

    WTF is this email from Fulll Tilt?

    Your 'Quick Deposit' transaction outlined below was successfully added to your Full Tilt Poker account.

    However due to third party processor issues there has been a delay in debiting your bank account for this transaction.

    Watch your accounts and emails how the hell are they just getting to Jan deposits?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
First 1234 Last
Top
« Previous Thread | The Saloon | Next Thread »