1. 03-09-11 11:05 PM #1
    downsouth
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    What would you do.

    Probably would never happen but what would you do?

    You've been dating a girl for a while but she doesnt have sex with you until one night. She's a classy lady

    Your on date/bar/club whatever.

    Things go great, your fixing to score, she gives hella bj, you drop to knees to return favor, remove pants and....Bam. You are faced up with giant bush. And im not talking she hasn't shaved in a week or two. I'm talking 80's style, you could braid, chubaca get jealous, she's never shaved bush. This is the kind of bush that starts on her inner thigh and engulfs everything.

    Do you eat it anyway, accepting you will have to floss to get all hair out between your teeth?

    Do you say anything to her? What about afterwards?
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  2. 03-09-11 11:31 PM #2
    King Mayan
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    If she's hot, eat away... If not divert...
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  3. 03-09-11 11:41 PM #3
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    Meh...

    Depends how much you like her.
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  4. 03-09-11 11:52 PM #4
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    yeah, if u like her u gotta dive in. if not make it quick and then hit it. def ask her about it afterwards. she might just shave it all if she likes u
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  5. 03-09-11 11:55 PM #5
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    If everything else is that good... doubt this would bother me all that much tbh. But to each his own.
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  6. 03-10-11 12:14 AM #6
    Tommy_de1st
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    I'd say to her to cut down the lawn
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  7. 03-10-11 12:16 AM #7
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    come mosses part the red sea and go
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  8. 03-10-11 01:05 AM #8
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    F Shaving it..GO Bush...As long as it smells okay
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  9. 03-10-11 01:52 AM #9
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    fuk that, thats so gross.

    i puked while reading that.
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  10. 03-10-11 02:00 AM #10
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    no way!!!1 couldnt do it!!!! completely would make me just NO
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  11. 03-10-11 03:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    fuk that, thats so gross. i puked while reading that.
    That's the funniest sh*t I read all night.
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  12. 03-10-11 04:29 AM #12
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    If there is grass on the field, turn it over and play in the mud.
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  13. 03-10-11 05:27 AM #13
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    Tell her to go mow the lawn!!!!
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  14. 03-10-11 05:31 AM #14
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    push push in the bush lol
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  15. 03-10-11 05:38 AM #15
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    Had a one nighter with a girl who looked like she had Don Kings head in a scissor lock. I let her service me then said later
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  16. 03-10-11 05:54 AM #16
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    Well Son I would never get that far or should I say I would know ahead of time

    I ask women that question before I even ask her out

    Very easy to say "Whats your pussy look like"
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  17. 03-10-11 06:35 AM #17
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    Totally depends on the smell, if it's bad I think I would gag if any hair got in my mouth. In this day and age a girl has gotta know to shave that shit
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  18. 03-10-11 06:53 AM #18
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    I don't go down on girls anyways so wouldn't bother me any
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  19. 03-10-11 07:29 AM #19
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    Never eat, call health authorities. Your food has hairs.
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  20. 03-10-11 07:44 AM #20
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    go for it.... start munchin on the carpet
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  21. 03-10-11 07:47 AM #21
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    tell her you cant go down on her because you cant breathe
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  22. 03-10-11 07:50 AM #22
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    munch a bunch worry later about shaving
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  23. 03-10-11 07:59 AM #23
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    It would turn me right the fukk off.
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  24. 03-10-11 08:07 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    If she's hot, eat away... If not divert...
    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    fuk that, thats so gross. i puked while reading that.
    Quote Originally Posted by clynnm17 View Post
    no way!!!1 couldnt do it!!!! completely would make me just NO
    Quote Originally Posted by Nomocino View Post
    Had a one nighter with a girl who looked like she had Don Kings head in a scissor lock. I let her service me then said later
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    I don't go down on girls anyways so wouldn't bother me any
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    Never eat, call health authorities. Your food has hairs.
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  25. 03-10-11 08:10 AM #25
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    yea no thanks, shave your shit first
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  26. 03-10-11 09:42 AM #26
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    Trim your shit up nice, next time she give you a bj she will get he hint.
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  27. 03-10-11 09:46 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Probably would never happen but what would you do?

    You've been dating a girl for a while but she doesnt have sex with you until one night. She's a classy lady

    Your on date/bar/club whatever.

    Things go great, your fixing to score, she gives hella bj, you drop to knees to return favor, remove pants and....Bam. You are faced up with giant bush. And im not talking she hasn't shaved in a week or two. I'm talking 80's style, you could braid, chubaca get jealous, she's never shaved bush. This is the kind of bush that starts on her inner thigh and engulfs everything.

    Do you eat it anyway, accepting you will have to floss to get all hair out between your teeth?

    Do you say anything to her? What about afterwards?
    At that part, I thought you were about to say she had a penis.
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  28. 03-10-11 11:38 AM #28
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    You still eat it, it's part of the game. You have to do it.
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  29. 03-10-11 12:15 PM #29
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    It's OK if it doesn't smell bad. But if it smells (like hairy women use to)... insta puke.
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  30. 03-10-11 12:22 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenbas View Post
    It's OK if it doesn't smell bad. But if it smells (like hairy women use to)... insta puke.
    Tenbas, even if it smells bad, you still eat it. You cannot start to go down on a lady and then not do it, man. Once you are down there there is no turning back, you gotta eat it, even if it stinks. Thats the rules of the game.
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  31. 03-10-11 12:46 PM #31
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    If stank... like Dad said - grin and bear. Fight through it! If lovely, then just dive in...

    Afterward, if you're gonna see her again, etc. gotta either drop hint or just come out and say something. In the nicest way possible, of course!
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  32. 03-10-11 01:40 PM #32
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    you gotta eat if there's no penis it it
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  33. 03-11-11 12:38 AM #33
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    This instantly made me think of scary movie

    But yea.... gotta do it... dont necessarily have to go forever but you atleast have to start
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  34. 03-11-11 01:00 AM #34
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    hell no, it prob smell like shit anyways
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  35. 03-11-11 08:53 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Well Son I would never get that far or should I say I would know ahead of time I ask women that question before I even ask her out Very easy to say "Whats your pussy look like"



    Answer to the question is...get drunk and Man up! Luckily this has never happened to me
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