[bettilimbroke999]

WTF is the matter with you idiots, marriage is just something women want so they can steal half your shit and get a free diamond ring in the process, we dont live in the 50s where shes "saving herself" for you, that crazy bitch your bangin has had 19+ cocks in her miniumum and shes only 18 why the **** is ur lucky # 20 rooster supposed to marry her, just bang that shit til you get tired of it then move on, no need to get divorced and lose everything you've got

Also having kids is the worst idea ever, anyone who tells ya different has kids and cant turn back so they want to pull you down to hell with them

[VegasInsider]

You're going to die a bitter and lonely man. You might not think so now, but when you're 77 years old and a miserable old fuk...you'll realize it.

[bettilimbroke999]

You're going to die a bitter and lonely man. You might not think so now, but when you're 77 years old and a miserable old fuk...you'll realize it.

WTF do I care if Im dead? Doesnt make any sense

Up until I kick the bucket I'll be bangin some tail and enjoying myself, marriage is a fuckin joke and every husband is filing for divorce or cheating on their wife anyway bc they realize what a fuckin stupid idea it was

Heres the truth, guys want the best looking, newest tail they can get their dick into, fuckin groundhog day sex doesnt turn anybody on

[Casperwaits]

WTF is the matter with you idiots, marriage is just something women want so they can steal half your shit and get a free diamond ring in the process, we dont live in the 50s where shes "saving herself" for you, that crazy bitch your bangin has had 19+ cocks in her miniumum and shes only 18 why the **** is ur lucky # 20 rooster supposed to marry her, just bang that shit til you get tired of it then move on, no need to get divorced and lose everything you've got Also having kids is the worst idea ever, anyone who tells ya different has kids and cant turn back so they want to pull you down to hell with them

I am not sure how old you are, but if you near my age (36) and never been married, I would be slightly surprised by your disgust towards marriage.

When I was in my twenties, I was gambling, drinking, fornicating and all the other stuff guys in their 20's do. The thing is, one day you look up and you aren't 20 anymore. I have never been married. I HATE it. I wish more than ANYTHING I had a wife and kids right now. You know why? Because all the things we THINK make us happy evaporate over time. Love and the bond that it builds is so strong and so beautiful. Would I trade in my past experiences? Hell no! What I am saying is that marriage and love are not to be dismissed so flippantly. I wish I had spent more time CULTIVATING real relationships than trying to establish one night ones. Just my point of view.

[Masu485]

Marriage is just the pursuit of false happiness, seeking out a mate in order to be happy. The true test is learning to be happy alone, and only then will you be truly happy.

[bettilimbroke999]

So you need a legal contract to prove you love someone?

Do you love your dad, do you love your mom, your siblings, well fuckin get a lawyer and prove it quit "using em" if you really love them

Marriage is a ******* joke, if you love the girl then live with her and have fun, if you fall out of love then move out thats it

If you cant love someone without a legal contract you are pretty ****** up

[Marigold HD]

Wow. What a thread!!! Interesting points of view.

[King Mayan]

I love my wife and my mistresses.....

[sickler]

I would only consider getting married if I was "in love" with the woman. I've only been "in love" once, when I was 21. Prolly never experience that feeling again.

Too hardened now, emotional guard up.

[THE PROFIT]

Ill never get married. I'll be 35 in a couple months & Im to set in my fukin ways. If a bitch looks at me fukin funny Im like Dwight Yoakam in Slingblade telling her to GTFO!

I dont put up with shit from a bitch anymore, those days are over. And marriage is nothing but 24/7 365 HAVING to put up with a bitchs shit!

I dont see how my dad has kept from killing my mom in her fukin sleep

[bettilimbroke999]

Ill never get married. I'll be 35 in a couple months & Im to set in my fukin ways. If a bitch looks at me fukin funny Im like Dwight Yoakam in Slingblade telling her to GTFO!

I dont put up with shit from a bitch anymore, those days are over. And marriage is nothing but 24/7 365 HAVING to put up with a bitchs shit!

I dont see how my dad has kept from killing my mom in her fukin sleep

I think you might run into some difficulty finding a girl to say yes anyway

[wtf]

wish your parents felt the same way you do

[bettilimbroke999]

wtf stay out of this thread, you cant marry guys yet so this doesnt concern you

[IrishTim]

Like the user name.

[dngf]

Ill never get married. I'll be 35 in a couple months & Im to set in my fukin ways. If a bitch looks at me fukin funny Im like Dwight Yoakam in Slingblade telling her to GTFO!

I dont put up with shit from a bitch anymore, those days are over. And marriage is nothing but 24/7 365 HAVING to put up with a bitchs shit!

I dont see how my dad has kept from killing my mom in her fukin sleep

You sir, are priceless.

[doublej95]

I never will get married, I'm to set in my ways and to tight to let a woman blow my money.

[Fishhead]

Ill never get married. I'll be 35 in a couple months & Im to set in my fukin ways. If a bitch looks at me fukin funny Im like Dwight Yoakam in Slingblade telling her to GTFO!

I dont put up with shit from a bitch anymore, those days are over. And marriage is nothing but 24/7 365 HAVING to put up with a bitchs shit!

I dont see how my dad has kept from killing my mom in her fukin sleep

[jjgold]

WTF is the matter with you idiots, marriage is just something women want so they can steal half your shit and get a free diamond ring in the process, we dont live in the 50s where shes "saving herself" for you, that crazy bitch your bangin has had 19+ cocks in her miniumum and shes only 18 why the **** is ur lucky # 20 rooster supposed to marry her, just bang that shit til you get tired of it then move on, no need to get divorced and lose everything you've got

Also having kids is the worst idea ever, anyone who tells ya different has kids and cant turn back so they want to pull you down to hell with them

I will tell you what types get married

Brainwashed, insecure , weak minded and narrow minded mother fukkers

[Ace_of_Spades]

Unfortunately, most people here are scared and insecure and grab anything they can get and get married. They are scared of being a lone. Its kinda sad really.

[Bluehorseshoe]

Ill never get married. I'll be 35 in a couple months & Im to set in my fukin ways. If a bitch looks at me fukin funny Im like Dwight Yoakam in Slingblade telling her to GTFO!

I dont put up with shit from a bitch anymore, those days are over. And marriage is nothing but 24/7 365 HAVING to put up with a bitchs shit!

I dont see how my dad has kept from killing my mom in her fukin sleep

[Boner_18]

For me it has nothing to do with love, happyness, etc. It is simply put a smart financial proposition. Taxes, insurance, among other things make it a no brainer.

[bettilimbroke999]

Boner dont be a fuckin sucker, so you save a grand on taxes bc you spend 20 grand on her during the year, yea big savings

I tell the girl look, look what you got honey, fuckin prince charming, sure its prince charming with a bad gambling addiction that posts on a site full of fukin 15 year old degenerates that try to scam points to fund their weed habit and have suicidal depression when they blow em in the SBR casino but im still PRINCE FUCKIN CHARMING so heres what I need from you....50 fuckin 50, I pay for my shit you pay for yours, we get bills we split em, if you love me this should not be a problem, if it is then GTFO!!!

Now as soon as I get a girl to agree to that then Im in business

[MarlinsFan2212]

Tax benefits, Shes worth 100Mil +, looks like Kim K, all come to mind why people may get married.

[Bluehorseshoe]

For me it has nothing to do with love, happyness, etc. It is simply put a smart financial proposition. Taxes, insurance, among other things make it a no brainer.

Do you pay for dinner out every time? Of course you do. Take a vacation? Of course it's your treat. Face it. You've adopted a whole human being.

There's no way it's better for you financially. (And of course, don't ever get divorced.)

[robzilla]

I have accomplished much more with my wife, than I ever did without her. Life is a lot easier as part of a team.

When you meet someone with similar interests and goals and you never want to be apart from that person, getting married is a no brainer. However, I think 90% of the girls out there are friggin crazy, and you should look ultra hard before making a committment. I literally went on a ton of first dates before I found the one.

[KC]

Was lonely and met someone who makes triple my miserable salary, now we have two great kids and are happy.

[Swinging Johnson]

I am not sure how old you are, but if you near my age (36) and never been married, I would be slightly surprised by your disgust towards marriage.

When I was in my twenties, I was gambling, drinking, fornicating and all the other stuff guys in their 20's do. The thing is, one day you look up and you aren't 20 anymore. I have never been married. I HATE it. I wish more than ANYTHING I had a wife and kids right now. You know why? Because all the things we THINK make us happy evaporate over time. Love and the bond that it builds is so strong and so beautiful. Would I trade in my past experiences? Hell no! What I am saying is that marriage and love are not to be dismissed so flippantly. I wish I had spent more time CULTIVATING real relationships than trying to establish one night ones. Just my point of view.

Great post Caspar. I'm becoming a fan. I've been with my wife since college. When I was younger I couldn't imagine being with the same woman for the rest of my life. It was enough to make me wonder why anyone would get married. But eventually the parties get old and one week I was in Florida with a bunch of my buddies, driving over this bridge from Naples (?) to Fort Myers about 5 in the morning all alone after an all nighter. I realized I wasn't only all alone, I was very lonely. I couldn't wait to get back home, immediately proposed to my now wife and then put every nickel I had on the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl XXVI to buy the engagement ring.

Fast forward 17 years and I've got 3 kids and my wife is more awesome today than when I met her. I am a very lucky guy and could not imagine life without them. While we all wont get lucky when it comes to women, I promise you this, there isn't one guy out there who wishes he never had kids who already has them. The women, meh, I get that. But the kids man. Trust me, they're priceless. I happened to hit the exacta and got a great girl on top of it.

Bangin broads is great, I highly recommend it. But marrying your best friend is even better.

[MEATHEAD]

My mommy told me to marry my wife. So I did. Mother knows best.

[Swinging Johnson]

MEATHEAD

[bettilimbroke999]

Great great, groundhog day sex with your "best friend" (even though women/men are completely different so being best friends is a joke) for 17 years and a bunch of kids whoopee, enjoy spending 100k each on college my friend you chose wisely

When my girl wants to cuddle too much when the games are on I almost want to just throw her off the couch and say go in the other room and leave me the **** alone IM WATCHIN MY FUCKIN GAMES BITCH!!!! But I just sit there cuddling like a fukin idiot watchin HGTV wanting to blow my brains out

[RubberKettle]

Boner dont be a fuckin sucker, so you save a grand on taxes bc you spend 20 grand on her during the year, yea big savings I tell the girl look, look what you got honey, fuckin prince charming, sure its prince charming with a bad gambling addiction that posts on a site full of fukin 15 year old degenerates that try to scam points to fund their weed habit and have suicidal depression when they blow em in the SBR casino but im still PRINCE FUCKIN CHARMING so heres what I need from you....50 fuckin 50, I pay for my shit you pay for yours, we get bills we split em, if you love me this should not be a problem, if it is then GTFO!!! Now as soon as I get a girl to agree to that then Im in business

Best post ive seen in a while.

[horja1]

WTF is the matter with you idiots, marriage is just something women want so they can steal half your shit and get a free diamond ring in the process, we dont live in the 50s where shes "saving herself" for you, that crazy bitch your bangin has had 19+ cocks in her miniumum and shes only 18 why the **** is ur lucky # 20 rooster supposed to marry her, just bang that shit til you get tired of it then move on, no need to get divorced and lose everything you've got

Also having kids is the worst idea ever, anyone who tells ya different has kids and cant turn back so they want to pull you down to hell with them

How about the case when the woman has more money than the man and maybe he gets 1/2 of the shit divorcing her? Is that also stupid in your opinion? (...just being curious...)

[robzilla]

who is going to carry on the betilimbroke999 legacy? Are you going to leave the mansion and the bentley to charity?

[jbrent95]

A wife with a job is better than 5 rent houses.

[bettilimbroke999]

How about the case when the woman has more money than the man and maybe he gets 1/2 of the shit divorcing her? Is that also stupid in your opinion? (...just being curious...)

No thats fuckin brilliant, look if you ever run into a rich girl fuckin fall in love with that bitch with a quickness and lick that pussy like a tootsie roll pop for an hour then after shes had her 5th orgasm say baby Im ready to put it in I just wanted to make you happy first but before I do I want to ask ya something, will you marry me and pull out a 3 carat minimum ring (just max out a CC on ebay who gives a **** your marrying money anyway)

Then just enjoy the ride, of course the moment she mistreats ya or you get tired of her divorce her and tell the judge your devastated or something and the only thing thats gonna make it right is getting half her shit

As Charlie Sheen would say WINNING!!!