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    obamaismyuncle
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    Just ate 4 Mcdonalds double cheese burgers

    this isn't good, please pray for me. hadn't ate since yesterday was real hungry and real close to a mcdonalds

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    obamaismyuncle
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    first time eating this crap in months

    someday there will be a book titled "mcdonalds and walmart, what destroyed america"

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    man u should have got some junior chickens with south west sauce I could eat like 10 of em

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    just dont eat the mcdoubles they make them with oats instead of meat

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    What's killed more people? Cocaine or Mcdonald's?

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    rfr3sh
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    ** double + Junior chicken
    combine the two sandwhiches including bread
    = mcgangbang

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm18 View Post
    just dont eat the mcdoubles they make them with oats instead of meat
    uh oh

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    **on a side note the Senators are now up 2-0

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    my record was 5 quarter with cheese, 1 large fry, and i chocolate skake.. i did it when i was 20 and i felt great right after. then went to run for the next 3 hrs straight playing ball hockey.. boy, it's so good to be young. i wish i can be 20 again and eat mcd's everyday and feel nothing.. oh, and i was skinny as a pole, too..

    if i ate 5 quarters with cheese today, i might be at the E.R in 1 hr. nothing beats being young. enjoy mcd's now. have fun.. take advantage while you're young.

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    You are going to be sweating grease for 3 or 4 days.

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    Better order a new toilet immediately.

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    damn, ur gonna need a plumber in the morning

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    thats a hell of a meal

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    Quote Originally Posted by rfr3sh View Post
    man u should have got some junior chickens with south west sauce I could eat like 10 of em


    Did I tell you about this? I thought I was the only one that knew about this. Every time I tell the people this they get all confused and shit.

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    next time get the chicken, not that weird processed mcchicken or mcnuggets, the stuff that's actually real chicken meat.

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    Anyone ever see that movie Super Size me?

    I actually like the Mcchicken sandwich with cheese.

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    don't put Wal-Mart and Mcdonald's in the same category.

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    Hope you have a ton of sh@t papper.......................

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    You might be dead by 10.

    Four double cheeseburgers from McDonald's is like taking a tranquilizer dart to the jugular.

    Plus, that's what 23,500 calories?

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    You shoulda went to Wendys then and got a frosty!

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    ** on another side note Carolina just beat Buffalo in OT

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    ** on another side note Carolina just beat Buffalo in OT
    Maybe it's the magic cheeseburgers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    Maybe it's the magic cheeseburgers.



    I think the cheeseburgers are telling me to play the Jazz ML -150..can not confirm that as of yet though. Haven't bet on the NBA since Portlands Sunday night debacle..

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    LOL a shitload of McDonalds may be your good luck charm

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    McDonalds. Hes lovin it.

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    McDonald makes the shit burgers. I would bought burger king, wendys, five guys, or any burgers over that garbage they call mcdonalds

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    Quote Originally Posted by TobiasFunke View Post
    LOL a shitload of McDonalds may be your good luck charm

    ahhh yes maybe a mcdonalds double cheeseburger play thread is in order

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    I'll raise you half a little caesars.

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    your uncle is president, wtf are u thinking buying some garbage mcdonalds, drive the extra mile, go to any burger joint other than mcd

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    My usual meal at McDonalds is

    2 double cheeseburgers
    2 spicy chicken sandwiches
    1 Big Mac meal
    1 filet O Fish

    My roommate laughs at me when we order there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    your uncle is president, wtf are u thinking buying some garbage mcdonalds, drive the extra mile, go to any burger joint other than mcd

    The Democrats took all my money to pay for the welfare program thus leaving me no choice but being able to treat myself to McDonalds once every 3 months(dollar menu only)

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    The Democrats took all my money to pay for the welfare program thus leaving me no choice but being able to treat myself to McDonalds once every 3 months(dollar menu only)

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    this isn't good, please pray for me. hadn't ate since yesterday was real hungry and real close to a mcdonalds
    You sound like you have the metabolism of a 350 lb tennis player

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    Hopefully you won't have a coronary. Don't do it again unless your under 30.

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    This thread has made me extremely hungry.....

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