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    Man Shows His Extremely Tiny Penis To Police - Police Use Taser


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    Not sure if that's a penis or a large clit?

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    thats one big white-head. Quick, who wants to be the one who pops it?

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    good thing he has good aim lol

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    typical run of the mil cops

    each and everyone at least 80lbs over weight

    should have just run away

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    That is fabulous.

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    OMG what happened to his........

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    i got about halfway through...

    1. oh my

    2. pretty sure cops gave him longer than any 'normal' person to comply out of sympathy.

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    If that's all I was packing I would never consider being nude in public. Looks like an outie belly button.

    Also I thought the cops were fairly patient. BUT tasers are over used these days and in situations like this I don't think there use is called for.

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    Geez...I hope it was really cold there...

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    tiny but entertaining

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackleberry View Post
    If that's all I was packing I would never consider being nude in public. Looks like an outie belly button.

    Also I thought the cops were fairly patient. BUT tasers are over used these days and in situations like this I don't think there use is called for.
    Totally agree... what is this guy thinking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    i got about halfway through... 1. oh my 2. pretty sure cops gave him longer than any 'normal' person to comply out of sympathy.
    I agree that they gave him plenty of time to comply. There were there when the video started so he had more time then what we even seen.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tackleberry View Post
    If that's all I was packing I would never consider being nude in public. Looks like an outie belly button. Also I thought the cops were fairly patient. BUT tasers are over used these days and in situations like this I don't think there use is called for.
    That guy wouldn't stop resisting. I think its better to go to the taser at that point. I think it could do less damage. With the way he was acting the cops could have hurt him more buy trying to fight him. I say taser his ass and take him away.

    I would rather be tased then shot if I was doing something stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    typical run of the mil cops each and everyone at least 80lbs over weight should have just run away
    Thats not typical around here. At least not with young cops. Almost every cop I know is a gym rat. And I think your over exaggerating with the 80 lbs. But that is your thing anyway.

    James

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    The guy has no shame. Microdick strutting around with all those girls in attendance.

    cops shouldn't have tased him though....

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    lmaoooooooo at the guy taking a picture of him

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    micropenis sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    The guy has no shame. Microdick strutting around with all those girls in attendance. cops shouldn't have tased him though....
    He pointed his weapon at that cops. He is lucky he didn't get shot.

    James

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    Is jj ok?

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    Remember that hot girl shaked his hand, so maybe the microdick was also in it's semi-erect form.

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    Yeah, why was JJ at a concert?

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    looks like a grub worm in a turtleneck sweater
    like his pubic hair took his penis hostage
    guy is hung like a ken doll
    hung like a 3rd grader
    hung like a seahorse
    he thought he had a hair until he peed out of it
    its too short to hang
    its an innie not an outie
    has to stick his thumb up his ass to get it to poke out
    jj makes him look like john holmes

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