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    ZetaPsi808
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    gold, my ex gf has a new boyfriend now.

    we and sara broke up 2 weeks ago in january, but we stayed friends. basically she chucked me b/c i do not have a real job. i know that i am sharp as a tack and a professional gambler, but she was not happy with that. she also thinks i bet fukkin $5 a game too. if i told her what i really bet then she would want me to spend more money on her. buy her expensive designer clothes and jewelry, and other bullshit. boys that is -EV. i was not gonna let her destroy my bankroll.

    even after she dumped me we still talked on the phone a lot. i would call her whenever i had a losing day and cry on the phone to her, and she would tell me it would all be ok. so this past thursday she visited me and i took her to a nice sushi restaurant by my house. boys, when i saw the prices on the fuking menu i almost had a heart attack. fukkin $16 for a bento box. gentleman, i live an +EV lifestyle, and i do not go to expensive restaurants. i used to take her to nice places like applebees, tgi fridays, etc. so i pretend like i had to take a shit. i go into the bathroom and load up sbr chat on my iphone. i tell deuce and forum sharp apricot sinner the situation and they all said to dine and dash mathdotcom style. i said fuk it i will pay the bill, which was expensive at like $37.

    later that night we drove in my corolla to the middle school parking lot where i parked under a maple tree. we hooked up the backseat of my car.

    then on saturday, she texts me saying she is dating this new kid called bradley. from this moment on i have been depressed and spend most of my nights hanging out in sbr chat with other degenerates like myself including apricotsinner32, deuce, and bobbyfk. after she tells me this i jump on the computer to see what the fuking nitwit looks like and he is a twink that jjgold would love to have fun with. boys here is a pic of the fuking nitwit.




    boys if i ever saw bradley i would bury his head in the fuking snow. how can he compare to a stud like me? i have a nice 4.5 inch rooster which is big considering average size is 4 inches. check me out.



    also here is a pic of my ex gf sara. she is cute and has nice .


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    wtf
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    no way that is him

    is she blind?

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    Pic of her doesn't work

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    SoV
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    Zeta, that's not your ex-gf. Quit lying.

    And obviously no-one would want to go out with you if you want to become a janitor.


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    Nvm it works.

    Wow, she ain't bad. Bitch is ate up if she's dating him......like saying Jack Black is better looking then Tom Brady, not saying u look like Tom Brady but compared to that dude I look like tom Brady also

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    If she doesn't like your lifestyle...tell her to fuk off.

    Regardless of which type of lifestyle you live, -EV or +EV, going out to nice dinners isn't considered -EV. Ever heard of having a nice evening that makes your girl happy and will give her good memories??

    Making your girlfriend happy = +EV in the long run

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    how in the world u got a pic of him

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    I'm sure she doesn't like you performing +EV activities, like pissing and shitting in your yard to save water.

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    lol is all im gonna say at 6am!! wummin are strange creatures haha

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    ZetaPsi808
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    good advice here guys. i know i can count on my sbr brothers for advice. also if there are any females on this site who would like to get together for some food, i am open and available.

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    Wow she'll be back. Don't burn any bridges and 2 weeks tops

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynamite140 View Post
    how in the world u got a pic of him
    i stalked his facebook page

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    there are more fish in the pond...just move on!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    ....
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 09-30-15 at 11:04 AM. Reason: image does not exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoV View Post
    I'm sure she doesn't like you performing +EV activities, like pissing and shitting in your yard to save water.

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    Well hes a fireman. Maybe he'll die in a fire.

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    Angles

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    this post made my night you went in the bathroom and jumped on sbr chat

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    how can any girl in her right mind resist the marble mouth prick?

    she will be back 4 weeks top

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    This forum is so banged up and buried.

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    ZetaPsi808
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    i am working on new +ev ways to keep a girl happy. i think top-notch cunnilingus would work.

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    When she would tell you the losing was ok she was lying to you

    girls hate to hear when a guy lost a bet..you can win 20 in a row but chicks just dont dig saying you lost money gambling..in their head they are saying he should have spent that on me and they will soon tell their friends you are a loser. (in general)

    try to go back and get her..talkin to a bunch of fools in a chat room you wont know 2 years from now aint the way

    they aint gonna feed you, pay your rent or giv U puussie..just something to kill time

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    how did this guy pass the physical tests to become a firefighter?

    don't worry about it zeta, this fat fukk is gonna get caught in a burning building one day soon enough. can you imagine seeing this guy running into a building to save you? you know you're fukked.

    then when she's all distraught and needs someone to talk to, swoop in

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    well looks like he has a decent job and probably doesn't think that applebees in a nice restaurant. the guy probably spends everything he has to impress her. now that i think of it, the last time I saw my ex-girlfriend, i took her to applebees. i think taking your girl some place that's actually nice is +EV in the end.

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    Smells like Zetas crazy bullshit once again.

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    "but we stayed friends."

    I hope that both of you will remain friends forever because friendship is +even

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    Zeta, taking a girl out for a $16 dinner and getting laid after, is not -EV.

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    Dude don't stress over one chick. Move on. Go hangout with some other chicks. Hell, pull a Charlie Sheen!

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    Start going to a barber again...being a loner like JJGold -EV

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    Man how depressing would it be if an ex gf got a new boyfriend like that? lol

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    u fkn liar


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    . also if there are any females on this site who would like to get together for some food, i am open and available.

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    ....
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    Is she fat from the boobs down?

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    great pair

    gl homie

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