1. 03-01-11 09:23 PM #1
    Smoke
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    Would you rather...

    Get a massage from a man or surgery from a female doctor? Serious surgery like a blown kidney or something. The man is not gay and the female isn't Jewish or Asian.
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  2. 03-01-11 09:26 PM #2
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    Jesus.........
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  3. 03-01-11 09:32 PM #3
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    Women typically have smaller hands than men. Small hands are a good quality for a surgeon to have.
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  4. 03-01-11 09:33 PM #4
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    whichever comes with the happy ending
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  5. 03-01-11 09:34 PM #5
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    Surgery from a woman.
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  6. 03-01-11 09:37 PM #6
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    massage from a man is out of the question, end of story
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  7. 03-01-11 10:03 PM #7
    Smoke
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    Surgery from a woman means u would die. The man giving the massage isn't gay.
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  8. 03-01-11 10:25 PM #8
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    I just had surgery from a woman. Operated on my god damn eyeball. I think she might have been a Jew though.
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  9. 03-01-11 10:31 PM #9
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    Depends if its a really good message. Lots of lovely fragrant oils. It would be weird at first, but he's not gay, so that works.
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  10. 03-01-11 10:33 PM #10
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    "what would I rather?" - there is no chance of either happening now.

    I'm not sure when my sexism kicked in.

    When I was younger, Dr Fiona Wood operated on me and she was amazing - ended up winning Australian of the year a few years ago.

    http://www.australianoftheyear.org.au/pages/page59.asp
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  11. 03-01-11 10:36 PM #11
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    man massage.
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  12. 03-01-11 10:38 PM #12
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    Good question. Ill think about it and get back to you.
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  13. 03-01-11 10:41 PM #13
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    Massage by a guy, less damge can be done.
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  14. 03-01-11 10:44 PM #14
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    Surgery from a female dr
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  15. 03-01-11 10:48 PM #15
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    I'll pass on surgery not because it's done by a women but because it sucks.
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  16. 03-01-11 10:53 PM #16
    Smoke
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    Yea as much as id hate to admit it id rather get a massage from a straight guy then have to die by having a non Jewish or non Asian woman performing major surgery on me
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