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  • Thick toilet paper

    5 55.56%
  • Thin toilet paper

    1 11.11%
  • Specialty brand with cool designz

    1 11.11%
  • None

    1 11.11%
  • Whatever I can find/use

    1 11.11%
  1. #1
    LUSabres
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    Type of toilet paper you wipe your ass with

    What kind of toilet paper do SBR members use to wipe their bum? I like mine to have some kind of design, preferably 3 ply or better(thick paper), and treated with aloe. Or maybe you don't use toilet paper?


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    kiln
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    It's interesting to me that you had to specify that you're talking about the kind of TP one uses to wipe oneself with. As opposed to the type of TP you use for what, exactly?

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    LUSabres
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    Getting poop off the end of my asshole.

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    mighty maron
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    One hundred trillion ply feels so good to wipe with

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    ngates815
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    I poop once every 2 days. Straight to the shower.

    So none.

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    They make different types of toilet paper?

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    wonderyears
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    The thickest type I can find, last thing I want is some thin paper to rip while I'm wiping and getting a shitty hand/finger.

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    two-ply. I don't need a chafed asshole from single-ply.

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    You guys have got it allllll wrong. This is all you need:



    Just try em once. You'll never willingly go back to TP again.

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    haha we use somethin real soft. a little cushiony but not too thick.
    im broke for realz so the loon point is necessary ya heard. hook it up im gonee..

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    doublej95
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    Thick paper

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    You guys have got it allllll wrong. This is all you need:



    Just try em once. You'll never willingly go back to TP again.


    I like these better....

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    chilidog
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post



    I like these better....
    6 of 1, 1/2 a dozen of the other.

    I read it described somewhere that using toilet paper to wipe is kinda like dropping a chocolate cake on your floor, and trying to clean up the frosting with just paper towels - you need some kind of moisture to get the job fully done!

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    itchypickle
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    Angel Soft all the way

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    Brp27345
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    Yea wet wipes are the way to go... no questions asked... quicker... cleaner... its really a no-brainer...

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    ask chemicalbrother

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    My ass can't tell the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    You guys have got it allllll wrong. This is all you need:



    Just try em once. You'll never willingly go back to TP again.

    I too will never go back.

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    LVHerbie
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    No brand preference as long as it free... Best locations to snag some is outside restrooms at gas stations....


    This thread is as silly as one asking for your preference on ketchup would be when restaurants give the shit away for...

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    nice thread

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    Quilted Northern ultra plush!!!!!! Good first post.

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    cheap supermarket 99 cent kind

  23. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by samdapatriotsfan View Post
    I too will never go back.
    im glad im not the only one

  24. #24
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    Prefer two-ply....but will use anything available.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    You guys have got it allllll wrong. This is all you need:



    Just try em once. You'll never willingly go back to TP again.
    I have an infant Andaman endless supply of these things....can't believe that I never figured out that I should be using them as well....feel like life is about to change for the better

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    Muddy
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    Wal-Mart brand. I like the papery stuff and not that fluffy stuff. I might as well use notebook paper.

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