[Iwinyourmoney]

*1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

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2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

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3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

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4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

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5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

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6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

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7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

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8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

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9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

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10. Bad decisions make good stories.

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11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

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12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

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13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

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14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

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15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

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16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

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17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

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18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

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19. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

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20. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

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21. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

[Smoke]

#22 It sure would be great to party with Charlie sheen

[ehp6737]

Great list

[dante1]

OMG they are funny and true. No. 5 I got a lady friend to show me how to do that, it can be done. But, I still cannot do it. What a pain in the ass that is.

[skjjb4]

Nice list LMAO thanks

[mr. leisure]

Good stuf IWIN

[Todd2122]

OMG they are funny and true. No. 5 I got a lady friend to show me how to do that, it can be done. But, I still cannot do it. What a pain in the ass that is.

Yes, true, except if you are single, you just have one set of sheets so no need to fold them. If you are married, you wife does it. Women can fold anything and wrap anything. I can't wrap a normal box to save my life.

[FourLengthsClear]

I can relate to most of those.

I wouldn't know about number 2 though.