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    nobs
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    What does it feel like to have sex with a live woman ?

    Can any of you guys describe to me how it feels to have sex ? I dont mean masturbation, I know what that feels like. I am talking about the real thing. Thank you.

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    undescribeable, my friend, undescribeable. Intensity, Passion, Bliss.... When your pissed off, or sad or whatever...sex makes things much better. I do like how you put a LIVE WOMAN, that cracks me up

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    off to the saloon this thread goes

    Quote Originally Posted by LChruscial85 View Post
    undescribeable, my friend, undescribeable. Intensity, Passion, Bliss.... When your pissed off, or sad or whatever...sex makes things much better. I do like how you put a LIVE WOMAN, that cracks me up
    and i do believe you mean indescribable

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    Feels expensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    off to the saloon this thread goes



    and i do believe you mean indescribable
    lol yea my fault....normally i'm better than that

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    Didn't this Nobs guy make a video? I thought he was a stud?

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    i like a dead woman myself

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    no idea Son

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    Feels much better with a live woman than with a dead woman

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    Dont believe JJ.......his kill count is off the charts.

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    Over rated

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    i have done it but too unfrequently to remember well enough to discribe details

    i do remember that it is undiscribably awesome in some ways

    i also remember it is stressful in many ways as well
    Last edited by CarpeDime; 02-25-11 at 01:10 PM.

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    Warm apple pie

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    so if i stuck my rooster in warm apple pie thats what it feels like?

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    Thanks for letting me know. Someday soon I too hope to have sex with a live woman. Maybe even a skinny one, but if I have to start off with a fat chick I will. No I have never made a video, but maybe I will make a video of this and put it on SBR.

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    no idea bro but I can tell you about the dead ones

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    come on, why move my thread.

    For real, I promise you there are guys on this board who have never had sex with a real woman.

    I guarantee you that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    no idea bro but I can tell you about the dead ones


    She actually doesnt look too bad. Nice hair. I could probably hit that.

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    no keep this in players talk!!

    i want to hear the feedback from posters whom have had sex with a live woman recently to hear what they have to say about it!

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    Nobs, if you're asking what it feels like to thrust your penis back n forth inside a vagina, I would suggest finding out for yourself. Pay for it if you have to!

    If the thought of a live woman turns your stomach, look into a high end fleshlight. Close to the real thing. Yeah, due to unusual circumstances I've had my dick in one of these things, along with vaginas attached to real live women to make the comparison


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    there so many women out there that just love to get it in, ur not trying hard enough if u havent tried yet. forget about the rejection and just ask, get it in and enjoy life. i dont know how old u are but i remember being young and people saying "shes a slut, dont mess with her" now being older "sluts are the best". and most of ur "regular" girls are sluts inside, u just gotta ask. everybody wants to get off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Feels expensive.

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    Its sufficating but I went with a foursome


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffdane View Post
    there so many women out there that just love to get it in, ur not trying hard enough if u havent tried yet. forget about the rejection and just ask, get it in and enjoy life. i dont know how old u are but i remember being young and people saying "shes a slut, dont mess with her" now being older "sluts are the best". and most of ur "regular" girls are sluts inside, u just gotta ask. everybody wants to get off
    That's where alcohol comes into play.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Feels expensive.


    In more ways than just "financial"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanner40 View Post
    Warm apple pie
    You got to it first. I was itching to type that.

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    I remember my first time and not having it live up to my expectations. Then a little later on when I was in my first serious relationship and I went bareback for the first time.... oh man what bliss. I don't want to promote unsafe sex though. The fear of STDs and getting some biatch preggers is more then enough incentive for me to wrap up.

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    no shame drilling a fatty, they're vag's are juicier anyway

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    way overrated. BJ's feel much better and it's less work.. you can sit back with a beer and enjoy yourself, unlike sex where you have to work.. Nothing feels better than a BJ..especially if she really knows how to do it properly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    way overrated. BJ's feel much better and it's less work.. you can sit back with a beer and enjoy yourself, unlike sex where you have to work.. Nothing feels better than a BJ..especially if she really knows how to do it properly..
    Truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    way overrated. BJ's feel much better and it's less work.. you can sit back with a beer and enjoy yourself, unlike sex where you have to work.. Nothing feels better than a BJ..especially if she really knows how to do it properly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    way overrated. BJ's feel much better and it's less work.. you can sit back with a beer and enjoy yourself, unlike sex where you have to work.. Nothing feels better than a BJ..especially if she really knows how to do it properly..
    Disagree, getting off is better when you're getting off together. Get that rhythmic motion goin' on...........

    Is this a cue for mentioning Deep Throat, the clit in the throat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    Feels much better with a live woman than with a dead woman
    Jeffrey Dahmer would care to differ! No problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Disagree, getting off is better when you're getting off together. Get that rhythmic motion goin' on...........

    Is this a cue for mentioning Deep Throat, the clit in the throat?

    regarding getting off together, i dont want to get too graphic cause it's SBR, but then again, it is the SALOON.. so here it is. why can't you get off together doing that?? like same time, you know what i mean.. 23x3, 64+5, 13x5+4, etc... it's still special.. and also, you can go first and then you go at the end cause we all know once a guy finishes, he loses the mood, so let her go first. it's diff with women. when they finish first, they want more..

    it's just that BJ's i find are much better than sex. they feel much better. sex is way overrated imo..you lie on your back, put a couple of pillows under your neck and sit back and enjoy.. savour it all, cause nothing beats it..

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