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    Charlie Sheen

    This guy has to be the biggest douche bag in the world. He calls CBS bluff on if they would cancel his show for the year if he blasts the network and he loses.

    Way to go you douche, by causing people to lose their jobs because you just might be the biggest a-hole that walks the face of the earth. The clown brags about embarrassing someone in front of his kids, way to go cool boy. Brags about making the network money but lets not forget the money he made from the network. Calls his co workers idiots but I guess he hasn't looked in the mirror in a few months.

    This guy needs an ass kicking to end all ass kicking's to bring him back to reality.

    Earth to Douche Bag Sheen, GET OVER YOURSELF!!!

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    where can i get a link to the latest soundbyte?

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    He's living every guys dream, you can't deny that.

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    Agreed...his outlandish stuff he does, the average joe wishes they could do

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    Love the show but that guy really needs to get his act together...now everyone's gotta wait who knows how long before its back on again

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    Maybe he will hit total rock bottom and they will cancel his show. Then in a year he can have a reality show about his drug and sex addiction rehab. Welcome to America.

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    He is a douchebag his co-workers should hunt him down and beat him down. But i would like to live his life for a week course wear about 10 condoms with the women he is with.

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    what an arrogant prick

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    Every guy on earth would love to be in his shoes, he bangs the hottest women in the country then tries to kill them bc hes concerned they may not all be in love with him which earns him 5 mins in jail and gets back to bangin em 10 at a time, porn stars ex wives wives gfs call girls relatives etc and afterwards he gets high on all manner of drugs and kills em all which gets him sent to rehab for 30 mins gets out and shows up to work and acts like a dickhead on set for 10 mins then they start rolling and he makes some dumb look in the camera and says all I want is sex (America laughs hysterically at this for 10 years straight) and picks up his weekly million dollar check and calls it a day

    God has it no better than Charlie Sheen

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    noone wants to be in his shoes, you guys must be crazy

    he is coked up 24/7, while on top of some hooker or porn star

    that is not the way to live, a man can enjoy both those things in moderation, but at that rate it eats away at you, and obviously the only reason he continues to live this lifestyle is depression/dissatisfaction with his life

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    Maybe karma catches this mother sometime soon.

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    Charlie Sheen saved a planeload of nuns from crashing into a school full of nuns that teach future nuns how to be nuns in his previous life

    CHARLIE SHEEN MADE KARMA HIS BITCH!!!

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    when i grow up , i want to be just like him .

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    His show, which I like, has run its course. The kid is like 6' 2" 230 now.

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    Must be interesting to work on that show, yea sorry guys Charlie went on his 600th cocaine binge this week and we're cancelling the season, sorry have a nice day

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    I wouldnt mind being in his shoes for a little while. Probably would get old after a while though....maybe not.

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    Love Charlie Sheen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Covy View Post
    Agreed...his outlandish stuff he does, the average joe wishes they could do
    and the sad thing about all of this,he gets paid to basically live his life on air,its not like its acting cause he does the same in real life and gets paid millions per episode.hes the type of guy u just want to kick right in his nutts and say what the hell u thinking dumbass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    His show, which I like, has run its course. The kid is like 6' 2" 230 now.
    Who? Angus Jones?

    Hope he saved his money.
    His acting career will wind up the same way that chick from Facts of Life.
    Non existent.

    I read where Jon Cryer is wicked pissed at Sheen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Every guy on earth would love to be in his shoes, he bangs the hottest women in the country then tries to kill them bc hes concerned they may not all be in love with him which earns him 5 mins in jail and gets back to bangin em 10 at a time, porn stars ex wives wives gfs call girls relatives etc and afterwards he gets high on all manner of drugs and kills em all which gets him sent to rehab for 30 mins gets out and shows up to work and acts like a dickhead on set for 10 mins then they start rolling and he makes some dumb look in the camera and says all I want is sex (America laughs hysterically at this for 10 years straight) and picks up his weekly million dollar check and calls it a day

    God has it no better than Charlie Sheen
    True dat! The same cliched gags done week after week and he makes millions from it...guy is a genius!

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    The fact of the matter is, Charlie Sheen is the star of Two and a Half Men.
    Without him, that show sucks.
    So Jon Cryer can be mad all he wants.
    All the people on that show are rich, because of Charlie Sheen.

    Who else could play Charlie's role on that show and be as cool. Like someone else said..he's not even acting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerm3462 View Post
    The fact of the matter is, Charlie Sheen is the star of Two and a Half Men.
    Without him, that show sucks.
    So Jon Cryer can be mad all he wants.
    All the people on that show are rich, because of Charlie Sheen.

    Who else could play Charlie's role on that show and be as cool. Like someone else said..he's not even acting.
    no charlie sheen is rich,the other guys only make a fraction of what he makes,

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    the sad thing is hes going to be another chris farley.john belushi,when hes gone they will say we should of done something before it got to this ,but it seems nobody has the balls to make it happen,until now.think its great that the producers put there foot down and said get your shit together before its too late

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    Quote Originally Posted by oiler View Post
    no charlie sheen is rich,the other guys only make a fraction of what he makes,
    2 and a half men is by far the most expensive TV show ever produced (unbelievable this crap costs more than 100 bucks an episode but that's another story) Jon Cryer makes 550k per episode, Angus makes 250k per episode, multiply that times 6 seasons (theyve been puttin on this crap for 8 seasons but not makin big bank until about the last 6) and 24 episodes a season and I assure you Charlie has made everyone on that show very very rich.

    Jon Cryer is the 2nd highest paid actor on TV bc of Charlie "God" Sheen

    Dont hate just bc God Sheen makes 1.25 million per 15 minute episode while you work at Dennys for 8 bucks/hr, hes just a brilliant actor that makes Brando and Pacino look like amateurs
    Last edited by bettilimbroke999; 02-25-11 at 04:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oiler View Post
    the sad thing is hes going to be another chris farley.john belushi,when hes gone they will say we should of done something before it got to this ,but it seems nobody has the balls to make it happen,until now.think its great that the producers put there foot down and said get your shit together before its too late
    Nothing sad about it. We all die. It's part of life. Who are we to define happiness for another person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post

    I read where Jon Cryer is wicked pissed at Sheen.
    Jon Cryer's just pissed off because he hasn't a decent job since he played Duckie in Pretty In Pink.

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    While you're clockin in at Taco Bell, some supermodel is pullin Charlies dick out of another supermodels ass and suckin him dry

    Yea you guys are really in position to criticize God aka Charlie Sheen

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    While you're clockin in at Taco Bell, some supermodel is pullin Charlies dick out of another supermodels ass and suckin him dry

    Yea you guys are really in position to criticize God aka Charlie Sheen
    Harsh words, but I agree with the general idea of not criticizing those who are demonstrably superior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Love Charlie Sheen.
    Love your avatar. Who is it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Jon Cryer's just pissed off because he hasn't a decent job since he played Duckie in Pretty In Pink.
    1) He's had plenty of work since working with John Hughes in PiP.

    2) Sheen wanted Cryer as his co-star in 2 1/2 because of the way Cryer worked with Sheen in Hot Shots!
    Cryer was hand picked by Sheen.

    3) Cryer is pissed because of what Sheen is doing to himself.
    From what I hear, he's more than fine money wise.

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    Sheen is a legend.

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    dude aint seeing his 60th birthday

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    While you're clockin in at Taco Bell, some supermodel is pullin Charlies dick out of another supermodels ass and suckin him dry

    Yea you guys are really in position to criticize Devil aka Charlie Sheen

    it is his life decisions that I have beef wth. anyways I changed it for you , enjoy worshiping Satan .
    If anybody wanted to prove there was no God their first piece of evidence would be Charlie Sheen.

    and i rather work at Taco Bell then be living off my parents like some people on here.
    Last edited by Wulfman14; 02-26-11 at 12:04 AM.

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    Live your life - you only get one - Do what makes you happy. Charlie got it figured out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oiler View Post
    the sad thing is hes going to be another chris farley.john belushi,when hes gone they will say we should of done something before it got to this ,but it seems nobody has the balls to make it happen,until now.think its great that the producers put there foot down and said get your shit together before its too late
    I agree, Oiler and it is pretty sad. Charlie's days are numbered if he doesn't find someone to pull him out of the swamp.

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