1. 02-24-11 12:42 AM #1
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    Curry farts

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  2. 02-24-11 12:44 AM #2
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    I pissed in the shower today at the gym. It was yellow.
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  3. 02-24-11 12:51 AM #3
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    never good, i'm already a gassy fellow but curry just makes things that much worse. if im on a date i feel like i'm going to internally combust.
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  4. 02-24-11 12:53 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I pissed in the shower today at the gym. It was yellow.
    Reminds me of when I had too much blueberry mixed with everclear at the party. Not only did I throw up all night, I also pissed blue.

    Felt like a smurf.
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  5. 02-24-11 01:00 AM #5
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    try eating that everyday
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  6. 02-24-11 01:02 AM #6
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    Curry is good though...aftermath is trouble!
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  7. 02-24-11 01:06 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoV View Post
    Reminds me of when I had too much blueberry mixed with everclear at the party. Not only did I throw up all night, I also pissed blue.

    Felt like a smurf.
    I threw up blood the one time I drank everclear

    Ended up in a hottub with all my clothes on in a Tim Hardaway jersey

    never been so hammered in my life it wasnt even fun
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  8. 02-24-11 01:13 AM #8
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    I fuk this Indian girl on the side. She uses fukin curry in everything. I wont let her cook at my place anymore
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    Ask me about my explosive diarrhea
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  10. 02-24-11 01:30 AM #10
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    Feels like my asshole is being fried.
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  11. 02-24-11 01:35 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I fuk this Indian girl on the side. She uses fukin curry in everything. I wont let her cook at my place anymore
    stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.
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  12. 02-24-11 01:47 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by shawnkang View Post
    stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.


    whats there then??
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  13. 02-24-11 01:50 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by shawnkang View Post

    stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.
    Hahahahahha, buried him.
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  14. 02-24-11 01:52 AM #14
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  15. 02-24-11 01:56 AM #15
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    Still ******* farting. Can't even sleep and it's put me in a "foul" mood.

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  16. 02-24-11 01:58 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoV View Post
    Still ******* farting. Can't even sleep and it's put me in a "foul" mood.
    make a video
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  17. 02-24-11 01:59 AM #17
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    Curry farts smell really bad. Although I can stand the smell of my own farts (curry or beans or cheese or whatever) I have this one indian chick that I bone from time to time that I cannot let stay the night. She's a good bang but she farts in her sleep a whole lot. Curry farts from chicks is a no no. She has to come, bang it, and leave, no staying the night for her. Too bad too cuz she's kinda hot. I just cant deal with the sleep farts. Who can though?
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  18. 02-24-11 03:26 AM #18
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    Use pepto bismol
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  19. 02-24-11 09:08 AM #19
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    have you ever noticed

    when you sleep with a new broad, your body has an instinct, at least mine does, holds in all gas overnight

    then i go to take my morning leak

    and my fart is like a minute long jet stream

    so weird or maybe it's just me

    wears off by date 3 though
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  20. 02-24-11 09:13 AM #20
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    I didnt know tim had a gas problem
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  21. 02-24-11 03:00 PM #21
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    yuck
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