View Poll Results: Would you hump Michelle Obama?

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  • Yes

    24 39.34%

  • No

    37 60.66%
  1. 02-22-11 07:27 PM #1
    Dad
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    Poll: Would you bang Michelle Obama?

    She's the first lady of our Country. Would you slide it up in her?





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  2. 02-22-11 07:29 PM #2
    onetrickpony
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    too fuking tall so no
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  3. 02-22-11 07:29 PM #3
    swaindexter
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOO not even with your pecker...............
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  4. 02-22-11 07:30 PM #4
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    hell no. i got better standards than that. i think she is ugly
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  5. 02-22-11 07:30 PM #5
    sickler
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    I would have to be drunk and approaching blue ball stage.
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  6. 02-22-11 07:31 PM #6
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    More like would that Manly Amazon bitch bang you.
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  7. 02-22-11 07:31 PM #7
    Hotdiggity11
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    Uh no.


    Unless there was monetary compensation of course.
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  8. 02-22-11 07:47 PM #8
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    i would spit at her.
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  9. 02-22-11 08:06 PM #9
    Andy117
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    Only in the sense that banging the First Lady of the country would be pretty awesome. Now if she had an identical twin sister, I wouldn't **** her but yeah I'd give it to the First Lady.
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  10. 02-22-11 08:07 PM #10
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    if i had to bang a black man id take Serena Williams
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  11. 02-22-11 08:12 PM #11
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    I definetly would, just to say I did
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  12. 02-22-11 08:13 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy117 View Post
    Only in the sense that banging the First Lady of the country would be pretty awesome. Now if she had an identical twin sister, I wouldn't **** her but yeah I'd give it to the First Lady.
    This man knows what's up. The one and only reason.
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  13. 02-22-11 08:15 PM #13
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    Yeah, but I was also physically attracted to Skeletor and Chewbacca so I am hardly the right one to ask.
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  14. 02-22-11 08:16 PM #14
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    If this was a random woman in a bar, hounding me to fukk her then no.

    But seeing as how she is First Lady, I have to bang her just for the recognition. I would also bang the Queen. Sometimes you have to bang just for the hell of it.
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  15. 02-22-11 08:21 PM #15
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    Yes strictly because she is the first lady. What a story to tell it would be.
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  16. 02-22-11 08:24 PM #16
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    I would.

    I would also accept 6 figures in hush money and not to publish the photos/tape.
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  17. 02-22-11 09:22 PM #17
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    No. I'll stick with what I got now Thank You.
    Last edited by Richkas; 02-23-11 at 06:59 AM.
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  18. 02-22-11 09:33 PM #18
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    Nice girl you have there Richie.
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  19. 02-22-11 09:55 PM #19
    Dutch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Masu485 View Post
    If this was a random woman in a bar, hounding me to fukk her then no.

    But seeing as how she is First Lady, I have to bang her just for the recognition. I would also bang the Queen. Sometimes you have to bang just for the hell of it.

    ^ is the correct answer.
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  20. 02-22-11 10:03 PM #20
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    I would have a booty call with her anytime she opened the door, but I would make sure to bring earplugs because her views and voice are as annoying as hell.
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  21. 02-22-11 10:06 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    Nice girl you have there Richie.

    Thanks bro
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  22. 02-22-11 10:35 PM #22
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    Not today, not tommorrow, not yesterday
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  23. 02-22-11 10:42 PM #23
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    Hell to the no.. .
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  24. 02-22-11 10:50 PM #24
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    no thanks....shes a little rough
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  25. 02-22-11 11:02 PM #25
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    That's a big no. I'd have to be pretty hammered to do that!
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  26. 02-23-11 07:52 AM #26
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    Nope. Although it would be kinda cool to say tou fukked the first lady with the president in the next room, still no. She's just not hot.
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  27. 02-23-11 08:02 AM #27
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  28. 02-23-11 08:48 AM #28
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    she would whine moan and complain before during and after. very controlling woman.
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  29. 02-23-11 09:37 AM #29
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    Are these poll answers racially motivated? Naaaa!
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  30. 02-23-11 09:42 AM #30
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    well like they say ,,yeah tomorrow and you know ,tomorrow never comes
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  31. 02-23-11 09:44 AM #31
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    To Abe...

    I wouldn't - but that is because by and large, in my 35 years on this earth I've only found about 4-5 black women that I thought were pretty.
    I'm being honest and it is just my personal opinion of them. Same with Asians...

    Halle Berry
    Vanessa Williams
    Glenn Braggs (played for the Reds years ago) wife. Saw her sitting in the stands and thought she was gorgeous...
    Back in the day Paula Abdul
    only ones I can think of right now.
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  32. 02-23-11 01:42 PM #32
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    I'm not sure I could do it.
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  33. 02-23-11 01:54 PM #33
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    Absolutely not. Generally I love black women too, but not here.
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  34. 02-23-11 02:09 PM #34
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    I'm surprised there are so many No's. I think shes pretty sexy, and you know you got a free "get out of jail free card" if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation
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  35. 02-23-11 02:15 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    I'm surprised there are so many No's. I think shes pretty sexy, and you know you got a free "get out of jail free card" if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation
    weird how getting into a sticky situation would get you out of one
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