[opie1988]

JJ.....she's super hot!! You should absolutely go for it.

Did Stevie hit this?? I don't think it would be a bad thing if he did. May give you material for some good dirty talk during intercourse!!

[hubie69]

go get some strange JJ!

[Bluedragon]

I don't care how many times I see the reference to JJ's post about tossing bubble gum to the kids outside his window, it makes me crack up every time.

Good luck with the new lady JJ

This is very intriguing. Link???

I'd fukin' love to watch some guy just raining bubblegum out the fukin' window. I can just see him now though "come on kids...come get some BUBBA-licious".

Do you live near a school, Mr. Gold??

Hot chika btw. I posted in another thread that I'm on mobile so I thought it was a new self-pic and you had been growin' that flowin' mane.

[EaglesPhan36]

Skype Sex. Otherwise known as jj masturbating during a phone call.

By the way, you need a body pic to accurately determine hotness. Everyone knows this.

[King Mayan]

Oiler common man, I know nothing will come of this but at least I am talking with a woman

poor guy

[hubie69]

Agreed EaglesPhan. For as much as people get asked to post pics on sbr of gf's/wives/etc, JJ, we need a body shot. The people demand this.

[jjgold]

The gum throwing was years ago. I would go on an apt building roof and throw bazooka gum to all the fukkin kids in the parking lot. It was unreal, kids would go nuts for the gum.


Thanks guys this might be the one that changes my life.

Lol Shari wishes I was sticking her every night.

Shari lose 40 fukkin pounds and then I will consider.

[hubie69]

Another thread of Shari and JJ throwing haymakers back and forth. You two should just fuk and get it over with already. JJ, what about pics of this new girl of yours? The SBR public wants to know..

[oiler]

The gum throwing was years ago. I would go on an apt building roof and throw bazooka gum to all the fukkin kids in the parking lot. It was unreal, kids would go nuts for the gum.


Thanks guys this might be the one that changes my life.

Lol Shari wishes I was sticking her every night.

Shari lose 40 fukkin pounds and then I will consider.

damnn jj your a piece of work,now that u have a girls pic u think u have a girl and talking shit about shari and by noon today you will be saying how much you want her,,sounds like you have duel personalities.....

[shari91]

I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them.

Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.

[Dutch]

Let's see what happens with this
I doubt I will fuk her if we meet
She is my type though

Haiku poem?

[sickler]

I always think of him as doing forks underneath tables at restaurants. From what I've seen I figure the distance between tines on a fork is the perfect amount of free space for JJ to get his groove on with a tiny bit of friction on both sides.

And I'm not worried. Once JJ meets her (peeps in her window) and they go on a date (she faces him in court when she's testifying for the stalking charges she brings against him), he'll come crawling back to me. I give it 7-10 business days.

Very astute Shari, cutlery works in a pinch when her foot won't oblige (from across the table) or her hand (sitting beside)....BUT the fork is daunting as there are sharp edges. A spoon is ideal.

[RealSlimShady]

This wont end well. Be prepared for another meltdown video by JJ within a week or two.

[Bluedragon]

Haiku poem?

Fukin' brilliant comment. One of the most quick-witted and sharp comments I have read on this site. Reminds me of Wayne's World..."Hey Garth, that was a haiku".

[Extra Innings]

Nice piece of tail you landed there JJGold

[Nicky Santoro]

you know what would be JJ's vid of the year.. if he made a vid of him on the roof throwing bubble gum to 32 little boys and the boys yelling, throw it, throw it mr.. and jj keeps throwing bazooka's one by one.. we'd need like 3 diff cameras from 3 diff angles. one on roof to see jj from close throwing them, one from street level on jj throwing them from 3 floors up. and one on the kids running to pick them up..

however, we have a problem. jj could never do this today. if only 1 parent sees a grown man throwing candy to kids, they will panic and call the cops and think there's a man enticing kids with candy so he can get them to sleep with him. This is not 1972 anymore. back then, if a man talked to a little boy and told him he's cute, it was great and he was a nice man. today, if any man talks to a kid, he's a pedophile. parents are worried shit today. it's not like 1970 anymore. things have changed. jj would be arrested and 4 cop cars would be there in 2 min and would handcuff him. boy how things have changed..

[jjgold]

Extra Innings coming from you that means a lot man

The girl is in my Avatar guys, that is only photo I have

Steve175 I owe you man

[sickler]

Extra Innings coming from you that means a lot man

The girl is in my Avatar guys, that is only photo I have

Steve175 I owe you man

Only photo you have and she's The One?

Need a body shot, big boy. She could have a shape that would leave you constantly nauseous.

[onetrickpony]

judging from the face she might be taller than u, how do u deal with that? fuk having a girl taller than me.

[Swinging Johnson]

I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them.

Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.

I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them. Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.

Shari,

I didnt know which of your 2 posts in this thread to quote but I have got to tell you, you have got me rolling. Great stuff, keep it up. JJ, no offense my brother but Shari's the goods. She's a saucy little minx and with all due respect to your new victim, er, I mean girl, I would rather you buy a ticket to Down Under than waste 6 hours in a car.

Shari my darling, keep up the good work!

[beckluna]

cute id hit it. does she have nice feet?

[Deuce]

She's no Shari, that's for certain.

jj you tell us not to get with girls cause they milk you dry and take your mind from gambling. Watch yourself.

[kmarinouofm]

I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them.

Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.

not sure why coach keeps thinking Shari is fat...

no way an Australian chick that loves Tennis as much as she does is fat.. no way..


Plus not for nothing but i hang with a good amount of aussies.. and for the most part they are probably one of the fittest group of young people I have been around.. i mean they are a very active bunch.. between surfing, climbing(aussies love to climb) .. swiming, tennis.. walkabouts in the bush.. they are very active bunch ..

i am sure once they get older like every other race maybe they pick some pounds up..

but Shari being fat would probably fetch you around +225 at Pinnacle..

[tofuman]

good luck jj!
you're a legend here at SBR.

[pavyracer]

Well he did not like her
He gave her my e-mail
Never met her

We are talking via skype and phone

Problem: She lives 6 hrs or so away

What do you think of her?

She looks out of your league. Make sure she sees your picture before you meet her because you will be driving back empty handed.

[sickler]

no way an Australian chick that loves Tennis as much as she does is fat.. no way..

Where's the logic in this? There are many obese couch potato fans of action sports. Look in the stands the next time you go to a hockey or football game.

[jjgold]

Paver yeh she is hot

Why would she be talking to me?? Did Stevey tell her to as charity??

[sickler]

Paver yeh she is hot

Why would she be talking to me?? Did Stevey tell her to as charity??

Maybe she's a gold digger - saw your 2 dime rug and 3 dime suite

[Wiggums5]

jj, i'm expecting an invite to the wedding

[boondoggle]

I thought "she" was a dude...

[marcoloco]

she is good. 6hr aint nothing, make the drive

[jjgold]

I am worried what her bottom looks like

She could be like Shari 170 or so and then I am not interested

Should I ask her how much she weights?

[C-Gold]

I have two ideas.

1) Buy that $7,000 mink coat you were thinking about and take Shari out on a nice date. She'll be impressed by your fur.

2) You should make a LOVE video for her, telling her how great she is, how pretty she is, how you hump your pillow thinking about her and how you are going to bone the $h!t out of her after your 6 hour drive.

BUT before you send her the video, you should have your friends at SBR review it first to make sure it's good and legit. You don't want to send her your B game.

C-Gold

[manny24]

I am worried what her bottom looks like

She could be like Shari 170 or so and then I am not interested

Should I ask her how much she weights?

she can't expect you to drive 6 hours without more pics and/or vid...from the neck down she might look like 250 lbs. of chewed bubble gum (bazooka naturally).

[PingPong]

she looks pretty good for her age(guessing 45ish?) def get pics of her body before you meet