1. 02-21-11 02:17 PM #1
    stevek173
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    Saying something regrettable and then feeling bad about it

    Have you had one lately?

    Paul says:
    and i gotta go talk to my mom etc. ttyl

    steve says:
    ok ill get my dick out of her mouth so u can understand her

    Paul says:
    she has had a double lung transplant dude
    like someone elses lungs in her

    steve says:
    wow sorry
    my bad
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  2. 02-21-11 02:20 PM #2
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  3. 02-21-11 02:32 PM #3
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    yes i have regretted stuff i have said , esp when i get upset i say stupid ass shit to try and hurt the person.
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  4. 02-21-11 03:08 PM #4
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    if it's funny 97% of the time, it's worth the 3% of awkwardness.
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  5. 02-21-11 04:33 PM #5
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    what does a double lung transplant have to do with sucking rooster?
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  6. 02-21-11 05:19 PM #6
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    One night in my bowling league I said that I would give my left arm to never leave another ten pin. There is a guy in the league who has only one arm and ofcourse he was bowling right next to us. I am not really sure whether he heard me or not, but I have always felt bad about it.
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  7. 02-21-11 05:35 PM #7
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    Her: Do I look fat in this dress?

    Me: Where's my underwear?
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  8. 02-21-11 05:46 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    if it's funny 97% of the time, it's worth the 3% of awkwardness.
    Agree. This kind of humor adds color to our lives. Besides, almost everything said offends someone. In the end who gives a crap?
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  9. 02-21-11 07:48 PM #9
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    LOL youre a funny guy stevek

    for the question. no, everything i say, i say with a big fuckin smile on my face
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  10. 02-21-11 08:00 PM #10
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    Ya I know what u mean... My friend I hadn't seen in awhile had a vasectomy and then managed to still get his wife pregnant. I Say to him damn I saw the mailman bringing your mail up to the door for awhile now..U better have that kid tested and make sure it's yours. He says well I cant my wife miss carried.

    I felt like such an asshole..and am starting to feel like that again. Thanks Steve going to package store now, going to get a bottle of booze
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  11. 02-21-11 08:42 PM #11
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    A friend and I were going back and forth with insults, just dumb shit. I said to him, "Did your parents have any kids that lived?" Little did I know his mom actually did have a stillborn between him and his older sister. Oops.
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  12. 02-22-11 08:13 AM #12
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    yeah one time i was with a group of friends and i brought up one girls mother for some strange reason

    the bad thing was I had recently learned she had died when she was yound and had completely forgotten about it
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