[wtt0315]

I found some of these on a website.

Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... so I said "Implants?"


God must love stupid people. He made SO many

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason

[Vol_Bengal]

my grandmother's favorite...

"Men are like floor tile. Lay em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years..."

[goofyre]

You suck dick, I succeed.

Hitting the snooze button is playing “just the tip” with your day.

All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them.

My 12 Step Program contains only one step.

1. Stay in denial



These are a few i've heard and liked.

[goofyre]

Double post..

[JMobile]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

This is probably the only one I liked.

[tmorton]

If you play golf you might like what's called a "condom shot" if you hit a bad shot.
"Didn't quite feel natural... but it's safe"
I know, kinda gay but I need daily points!