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    ttrace35
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    Who Is Ordering A Hooker Tonite???

    Be honest. Its Valentines day. Everybody is fukking. Does it really matter if you pay?

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    jjgold
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    not me

    Worst thing you can do

    Its admitting failure

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    ttrace35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    not me

    Worst thing you can do

    Its admitting failure
    Admitting is halfway to solving the problem.

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    hahahahaha i ****** this morning...hanging out with my PS3 tonight after K state wins me dough

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    and i'm getting ripped

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    ProfaneReality
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    I considered it a couple of nights ago...but im always worried about getting busted by some sting...or having some pimp roll me.

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    onetrickpony
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    can u find me one?

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    ProfaneReality
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    i can find u a solid one...what city

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    ChileCheese
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    Im looking at Tranny Reviews in my area. Really wanna try one out. Its like 2 for the price of 1 I figure.

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    onetrickpony
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    macon,ga

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    VegasInsider
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    Locked and loaded. She'll be here at 12:15 PT

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    ttrace35
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    I considered it a couple of nights ago...but im always worried about getting busted by some sting...or having some pimp roll me.
    Yea. That or other problems. The last time I did, about 6 years ago in Atlantic City. Me and my homie have these 2 chicks in the room. All of a sudden, these bitches tell us that they are scared, and they want to go to the lobby to give the pimps the money, then come back up. We tried to get the money back and one of the chicks runs out the room screaming and housekeeping called security. Next thing, cops are there and we were 1 second from getting locked up. I was on parole and would have gotten sent back to jail because I wasn't suppose to be outside of NY state.

    Never again did I pay for pussy.

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    nikossf
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    Im looking at Tranny Reviews in my area. Really wanna try one out. Its like 2 for the price of 1 I figure.
    HOLY SHIT!! Are you serious....This is freaking HILARIOUS!! 2 for the price of 1...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Maverick11
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    wouldn't mind some snatch tonight. I'm alone. And Kansas is getting killed so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    Im looking at Tranny Reviews in my area. Really wanna try one out. Its like 2 for the price of 1 I figure.
    FREAK ALERT

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    Roadtrip635
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    I got an old buddy says he always prefers hookers to dating. He figures by the time you shell out cash for a date (dinner, movie, concert, whatever...) you coulda got yourself a hooker. At the end of the date you're not assured of anything, but at least with a hooker you know you're getting laid. Kinda twisted logic, but I can't say he's wrong!

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    Myredbook.com

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    not me

    Worst thing you can do

    Its admitting failure
    Here ya go Coach...pinch yourself



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    lol Sanchez

    guy looks like me a little although I have more hair

    Nothing for me tonight, all my lights are out so neighbors think I am out with a girl

    I am posting in dark

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    Myredbook.com, I am not into them coming to my house anymore. I usually can't get rid of them when
    they see the yayo plate. I don't like going to them so im ****** ha v

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    ttrace35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    I got an old buddy says he always prefers hookers to dating. He figures by the time you shell out cash for a date (dinner, movie, concert, whatever...) you coulda got yourself a hooker. At the end of the date you're not assured of anything, but at least with a hooker you know you're getting laid. Kinda twisted logic, but I can't say he's wrong!
    Loser logic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol Sanchez

    guy looks like me a little although I have more hair

    Nothing for me tonight, all my lights are out so neighbors think I am out with a girl

    I am posting in dark
    Maybe you coud seduce shari into being your valentine?

    Send her a cok shot, that should do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol Sanchez guy looks like me a little although I have more hair Nothing for me tonight, all my lights are out so neighbors think I am out with a girl I am posting in dark
    hahaha hilarious

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    ChileCheese
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    What do you boys have against Shemales?
    I hear this years bash is in Costa Rica.
    you know how many Trannies/Shemales are down there? You think the boys on here going dont know that ahead of time?
    Haha. They know, Trust me.

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    Shari. Feel free to comment.

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    nope, sitting home and posting on SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    nope, sitting home and posting on SBR
    When then Bobby? Tomorrow? This weekend? Don't bullshit me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol Sanchez

    guy looks like me a little although I have more hair

    Nothing for me tonight, all my lights are out so neighbors think I am out with a girl

    I am posting in dark

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    here ya go onetrick, this chick is in Macon


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    Await the results of my std tests. Until then I must behave like a priest.

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    onetrickpony
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    here ya go onetrick, this chick is in Macon
    name number?

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    Killer_Demo
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    i dont buy puss i get puss for free

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    i dont buy puss i get puss for free
    Did not pay either

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanner40 View Post
    Did not pay either
    Except for the flowers, dinner, and time

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    Smoke
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    I'm ordering hookers tonight but their for jjgold, JJ if you want a bitch with rooster and balls I can get you that, too let me know they dig ur new rug

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