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    ttwarrior1
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    I guess not too many here celebrate valentines day

    not one single post about gifts or if they do anything


    Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you

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    god if you have a girl that needs this annually attention to profess your love for her your relationship is all sorts of ****** up.

    If this day gets recognized, then I want steak and BJ day.

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    Use your betpoints in the store, and send the flowers from there.

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    Fuk Valentine's Day...this is the first year I haven't had a GF during this "holiday" in quite some time. I'm going to be more than happy sitting at home, eating Pizza Rolls and drinking.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    not one single post about gifts or if they do anything


    Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you
    If I did this to my wife she would drop to her knees and fiddle with my slinky and then proceed to give up her ass. I gotta try this one bro ..................

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    ttwarrior1
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    it works, i give love advice all the time. Sometimes the best advice comes from someone that doesn't get laid and is fat and ugly and broke.

    It will work. I actually said it once accidently in front of some women at the gym when someone asked me for a tip and they freaked out and loved it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    not one single post about gifts or if they do anything


    Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you
    the great rod already started a thread for this last week van gundy.

    only a fat hairy broad is going to fall for that corny ass shit.

    get her a decent gift in your price range, cook a nice meal if you can and throw some good dick at her. that is how you do it.

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    Not corny and ive even had people call me, or bump into me and tell me it worked. Real shit, not some fake shit most people try.

    And the roses is just one thing, duh wilber

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    I agree that the day causes people to spend a decent amount of money, and personally I would be fine without it. But, if a little extra attention is going to go a long way, I am willing to make a sacrifice.

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    Fat virgins always think they know how to treat women.......it's funny.

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    I got my wife this ring with a gift card for a pedicure...


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    give them a free play

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    We are banged up mother fukkers, I lead the fukkin pack here

    We are not going anywhere

    Our combined lay rate is like 2%

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    I'm getting laid in about 20 minutes coach!

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    I promised my girlfriend i would bone her extra hard on Monday.

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    guys have fukkin timers on when they are going to get laid at sbr

    they wait until finals come on

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    We are banged up mother fukkers, I lead the fukkin pack here

    We are not going anywhere

    Our combined lay rate is like 2%

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    guys have fukkin timers on when they are going to get laid at sbr they wait until finals come on

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    help sbr (this is prolly sad)

    i just got off work long 10 hour shift and need some sleep.

    as many of you know it is valentines day tomorrow but me and my girl are celebrating it today well maybe.

    that is the question


    my money is low since im waiting on a 400.00 check i have about 50.00 in my wallet.


    would you


    a.spend the 50.00 on your girl and a nice dinner and get her a gift next week

    b.watch the heat celtics game and just get some wings and beer and wait to have a dinner and gift next week post pone it to my paycheck.

    c.another option.


    im really wanting to do b and bet the heat vs the celtics


    i got about 46.00 in my bankroll and i think this will be the cheapest of them all.


    p.s if i watch the heat celtics my girl will treat me so im not spending anything.


    how ever i need to make it up.next week when i get paid.


    all the support will help.

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    ima make a video later on tonight

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    B is a no-brainer. But I hope that you are under the age of 25.

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    are you serious?

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    Where can you get a nice dinner for $50? I need to go there.

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    Why is beer and wings and hoops not a good date? Tell her you want to do for v-day what you love. Then you don't blow your paycheck on meaningless Teddy bear next week

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    Take your girl out to dinner pal.

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    Go eat the wings and drink beer.


    Tell your girl it's her turn to pay for Valentines Day.

    Borrow some money from her before hand, this way you have some leverage if she breaks up with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fightingwarrior View Post
    i just got off work long 10 hour shift and need some sleep.

    as many of you know it is valentines day tomorrow but me and my girl are celebrating it today well maybe.

    that is the question


    my money is low since im waiting on a 400.00 check i have about 50.00 in my wallet.


    would you


    a.spend the 50.00 on your girl and a nice dinner and get her a gift next week

    b.watch the heat celtics game and just get some wings and beer and wait to have a dinner and gift next week post pone it to my paycheck.

    c.another option.


    im really wanting to do b and bet the heat vs the celtics


    i got about 46.00 in my bankroll and i think this will be the cheapest of them all.


    p.s if i watch the heat celtics my girl will treat me so im not spending anything.


    how ever i need to make it up.next week when i get paid.


    all the support will help.

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    buy her something small and make her dinner with the $50.

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    if she is worth it, take her out... a good girl is hard to come by... good games come once a week.

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    Oh my

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    If that $50 is all you have left you can't afford to take her out. Do something nice at home and take her out next weekend. If you spend the $50 on a date you will be broke all week.

    James

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    I would say set her free....she can do much better than you

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    ask you parents/friend for a short term loan and do something nice for her

    assuming you care, if you dont really like her anymore do nothing and she will break up with you soon

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    a. shoplift
    b. 7k posts since May...get a 2nd job...

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    Break up with her and then get back with her after Valentine's Day.

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