As an avid hot sauce consumer (there isn't too much I don't put it on) I must say that I heard the best slogan ever for a product this morning.
It was a Franks Red Hot commercial and there was an old lady talking for most of it. So At the end of the commercial she says : "Franks Red Hot. I put that sh__ on everything!"
Just to hear her say it was f-ing hilarious alone but the fact that I do put that sh*t on everything made it even better.