1. 02-03-11 06:18 PM #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by mebaran View Post
    This one works every time:

    "I bet you a drink I can kiss you without using my lips." (Kiss her)
    "Oh well, what would you like?"
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  2. 02-03-11 07:14 PM #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by mebaran View Post
    This one works every time:

    "I bet you a drink I can kiss you without using my lips." (Kiss her)
    "Oh well, what would you like?"
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  3. 12-22-11 09:11 PM #108
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    Would like to hear more pick up lines
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  4. 12-22-11 09:17 PM #109
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  5. 12-22-11 09:20 PM #110
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    "Wanna do a bump"
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  6. 12-22-11 09:59 PM #111
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    wanna see my roster?
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  7. 12-23-11 04:34 PM #112
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    You say: hey, you wanna dance?
    She says: No thankyou.
    You Say: hey don't thank me, just thank God someone finally asked ya.
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  8. 12-23-11 04:40 PM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    You motion with your index finger for a chica across the room to "come over here" once she walks over you say to her If I could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten
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  9. 12-23-11 05:06 PM #114
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  10. 12-23-11 05:20 PM #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
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  11. 12-23-11 07:16 PM #116
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    guy : are you into bad guys?

    girl: yeah

    guy: well, im not trying to impress you or anything, but sometimes I enter through the exit door at Walmart
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  12. 12-23-11 07:22 PM #117
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and me together

    Did it hurt when you came from heaven

    Are you tired because I've been thinking about you in my head all day
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  13. 12-23-11 07:30 PM #118
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    "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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  14. 12-23-11 08:50 PM #119
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    no line necessary. she either likes you or she doesn't. say hello and introduce yourself.

    if she wants to suck your dick, she will. end of story.
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  15. 12-24-11 02:03 AM #120
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    Are you Irish? 'Cause my dick is Dublin
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  16. 08-26-12 12:14 PM #121
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    Classic thread
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  17. 08-26-12 12:22 PM #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post


    Classic thread
    If I told you you had a nice rack, would you hold it against me?
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  18. 08-26-12 02:33 PM #123
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    lol, funny stuff.
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  19. 08-27-12 04:49 PM #124
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    Nothing.


    They pick me up
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  20. 08-27-12 05:32 PM #125
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    "Hi, I just left SBR, and have more time to devote it to you"...
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  21. 08-27-12 07:02 PM #126
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    not into casual sex..... i can wear a tie


    i cant promise ill respect you in the morning but i'll try to remember your name.



    picture me boning you in the ass...... in the rain, if she walks off come back with............. you must not like the rain
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