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    JimmysEgo
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    What you do to make your wife mental

    my wife is a bartender, and she is hot (34C slim, 105lbs, and no I'm not posting pictures, I'm not as dumb as Rod, but I'm planning to be at the next Bash if there is one, so you can see her there), but you know how it is, no matter how hot a chick is, long enough you'll get tired of her. And being the men we are, we always try to mind **** our wives. This is one thing do, sometimes she works the night shift, like tonight, so I like to jerk off a couple times before she gets home so when she gets home I can't get hard when she's sucking my dick. Then she thinks it's her so she tries harder to make me happy.

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    Deuce
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    Who is this guy???

    Unreal

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    obamaismyuncle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Who is this guy???

    Unreal
    one of SBR's newest top posters

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    onetrickpony
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    any more fuked up advice?

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    Mikail
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    Very good. Anymore?

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    Try This!


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    Haha.

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    JimmysEgo
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    one time we had a party at our house and my wife walked downstairs and caught one of her friends giving me a hand job on the couch. that kinda didn't go over very well so i don't recommend that.

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    Or this...


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    I go to shoot hoops with buddies. When I come back, still sweaty, I walk around sitting on all the clean ass furniture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmysEgo View Post
    my wife is a bartender, and she is hot (34C slim, 105lbs, and no I'm not posting pictures, I'm not as dumb as Rod, but I'm planning to be at the next Bash if there is one, so you can see her there), but you know how it is, no matter how hot a chick is, long enough you'll get tired of her. And being the men we are, we always try to mind **** our wives. This is one thing do, sometimes she works the night shift, like tonight, so I like to jerk off a couple times before she gets home so when she gets home I can't get hard when she's sucking my dick. Then she thinks it's her so she tries harder to make me happy.
    fukkin unreal

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    haha yeah, i saw that wife gun prank before. that is fukking awsome. my wife is so afraid of guns that she won't even pick mine up while it is holstered. one time i took her to the shooting range and someone in another lane was shooting a shotgun, the pellets were ricocheting off the lane's target ballast and hitting our feet. obviously shotgun ricochet will not damage you (we were wearing our glasses), but she freaked out and had to leave.

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    That's terrible...and terrific advice all at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmysEgo View Post
    one time we had a party at our house and my wife walked downstairs and caught one of her friends giving me a hand job on the couch. that kinda didn't go over very well so i don't recommend that.
    she stayed with you after that? i am sure that friend of hers doesn't come by anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeWizzle View Post
    Or this...


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    After I am through fukking the bitch I go wipe my dick off on the curtains. Ya that usually makes her mental.

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    What a jerkoff regarding guy in video

    She should of blew his head off and taught him a lesson

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