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    QuantumLeap
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    Would you ever date an illegal alien?

    OK, I asked the question about dating a homeless chick. Turns out there was one that walked past my friend's business in Vegas. I got lots of good responses. Thanks for all the good input.

    I talked to my friend and it turned out that he hadn't seen her in a while. He said the cops probably ran her off because he could tell she was on drugs. So that's why she was homeless.

    Now there's this chick at a fast food restaurant that's been really nice to me. I think she might be an illegal alien because this restaurant employs a lot of them. I treat the workers real nice because I don't want any of them spitting in my food or anything like that. She sees me being nice to them so she takes some extra time to be nice to me.

    The thing I like about her is that she has the ass that all other asses should be judged by. I've only seen one other ass like hers in my life. She's about 20 years younger than me but that's no problem because I hear Mexican women like to date older men.

    My only problem is what if she turns out to be illegal? One problem with that is if I get serious with her and having to meet her illegal family. They would be pretty suspicious of me turning them in. Another problem would be that maybe she was dating me to try to get her green card.

    Any good input guys?

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    mlb
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    no input. sorry buddy

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    Fuk her and get out of there, why would you want to get serious with an illegal? Too complicated.

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    DrStale
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    Yeah, this one


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    Depends. Does it have it's own spaceship?

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    King Mayan
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    Mexican women will worship you homeboy...

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    dude definetely. why not? i dont think there is any trouble you can get in from it.

    she might be legal anyways

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    hit and run

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    BetterBizness
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    What about ALF? I wouldn't date him, but I bet some would...

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    It is a no brainer. You could get some ass plus pay her below minimum wage to clean your house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Mexican women will worship you homeboy...
    This! They treat ya like a fukkin KING! Call you Papi and everything. Just don't get hitched to one.

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    alf's species- no
    ET's species- maybe

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    Glitch
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    next "would you date" thread
    deaf/blind girl -190
    fat chick with cute face and excellent credit -125
    someone thats racist against your ethnicity +350
    female orangutan who knows sign language +2100

    ps. yes- they're really grateful and like with the homeless chick- you have the upper hand pretty much always. until you help them get their papers.

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    damn dude

    homeless babes, now illegals

    your scrapping the proverbial barrel

    of the two the mexican with the fine ass is the smarter move anyway

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    crustyme
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    have a buddy dress up as an INS officer and show up at her work. if she looks extremely nervous or takes off, you got your answer.

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    why do u give a shit.....if shes hot i dont see a problem....if i ere u , id b drilling it.....alien or not...assup, hook-mouth and everything

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    If the fast food restaurant employees her she is not illegal. Most illegals don't work in the fast food restaurants. Now if you pick her up at the bus station or from the street while she is trying to get a job as a day laborer she could be illegal but a fast food restaurant will not hire an illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Mexican women will worship you homeboy...
    That's why I like Latin women and Asian women.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    next "would you date" thread
    deaf/blind girl -190
    fat chick with cute face and excellent credit -125
    someone thats racist against your ethnicity +350
    female orangutan who knows sign language +2100

    ps. yes- they're really grateful and like with the homeless chick- you have the upper hand pretty much always. until you help them get their papers.
    LOL!

    Good one! You have some good suggestions. I think I'll make this one the last one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If the fast food restaurant employees her she is not illegal. Most illegals don't work in the fast food restaurants. Now if you pick her up at the bus station or from the street while she is trying to get a job as a day laborer she could be illegal but a fast food restaurant will not hire an illegal.
    Every once in a while a restaurant around here gets busted for hiring illegals. What makes me think this particular restaurant hires illegals is because the guys making the food don't speak English. Most of the time I speak with them in Spanish but occasionally I'll ask them something in English and they'll just give me the blank stare.

    If someone is legal don't they have to pass some kind of English proficiency test?

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    maybe if she was an undocumented worker and not an illegal alien I'd give her a shot or two.

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    lol

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    Love is blind. Why not.......... but not just for the sport of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    If someone is legal don't they have to pass some kind of English proficiency test?
    Not at all man

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    Not for a budlight

    but a Sierra Nevada

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    hit and run like hell.

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    it depends as always

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    just dont get married, too complicated. good chance she is illegal. i thought they didnt like gringos.

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    Hey guys, I told you she has a nice ass. I was finally able to get a picture of her ass.

    Sorry it's partially covered. There were other people there and I didn't want to attract attention.


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    I am sure she will appreciate that. I may be illegal and you are showing off my ass to gambling perverts. You got her right where you want her. Looks good from the back, but so does Kathy Griffen.

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    lol omg u guys = =

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    I've been fukin one for about 8 years. Came here from Trinidad when she was 3 but has never applied for American citizenship

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    hell yes, those beetches on V are hot - if they just werent lizards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dherd View Post
    hell yes, those beetches on V are hot - if they just werent lizards.
    Reminds me I still need to catch up on season 2.

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