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    ProfaneReality
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    Would you guys let Bobby bang your GF while you watched?

    I don't know if I would... cuz what if they say is true and he has a huge rooster? I don't know if I could handle watching Bobby rail my girl better than I could.

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    the friction would make him blow his load in 2 mins even if hes hung

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    hahaha nah, i don't think i could either... i've heard something called retard strength, and I don't know if it transfers over to the bedroom also. My girl would never come back to me

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    I doubt it. That would be 30 seconds of my life i could never get back.

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    Hell no I would bang Bobby while my girlfriend watched; I get down like that.

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    No

    Not into that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE View Post
    hahaha nah, i don't think i could either... i've heard something called retard strength, and I don't know if it transfers over to the bedroom also. My girl would never come back to me
    Retard strength exists. It has been proven through multiple scientific studies, much like old-man strength and dad strength.

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    no fing way

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    ProfaneReality
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    Sorry Bobby I tried

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    Retard strength exists. It has been proven through multiple scientific studies, much like old-man strength and dad strength.
    I knew it...so profane, the answer to ur question is no i would not let bobby bang my girl...or dad either hahaha

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    NO. Not good.

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    LOL probably be too scared of cooties

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    Retard strength exists. It has been proven through multiple scientific studies, much like old-man strength and dad strength.
    Dad strength is real. Why the fukk is he always stronger than u??

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    If I had a whore of a girlfriend that would do anything i fukin told her to... no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    I doubt it. That would be 30 seconds of my life i could never get back.
    This


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    Retard strength exists. It has been proven through multiple scientific studies, much like old-man strength and dad strength.
    Yep, it has been copyrighted and marketed:


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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Yep, it has been copyrighted and marketed:
    I knew it. It was only a matter of time before they bottled retard strength.

    Where do i buy?

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    Where's French Tickler? Guy had a Craigslist ad looking for a wife swap deal, he'd let Bobby take a swing, no?

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    i would let him bang my ex, i'd be down to watch that happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post

    Yep, it has been copyrighted and marketed:

    That is wrong.

    But hilarious.

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    I'll let Bobby play the piano at my next Eyes Wide Shut party

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