1. 01-16-11 05:10 PM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    Post here if you did not get laid in 2010

    1. Why did you not get laid?
    2. When is the last time you got laid?
    3. Did you almost get laid?
    4. Do you want to get laid in 2011?
    5. How big is your rooster and do you think your rooster
    is a reason why you can't get laid?
    6. If you found the right woman would you wait till marriage to
    have sex?
    7. What type of woman do you want to have sex with?
    8. What type of woman are you picking up or trying to ****?
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  2. 01-16-11 05:14 PM #2
    jjgold
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    lets make it fukkin simple

    No I did not get laid and in 2011 I will not get laid
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  3. 01-16-11 05:14 PM #3
    ttwarrior1
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    I'll go first

    1. Didnt get laid because i didnt really try. rooster is too little, dick head is curved funny. Too fat and ugly
    with no money and don't want to bang some chick that has 3 kids , half nuts with tatoos
    2. Last time i got laid was in 1994. That post is in my blog
    3. NO i did not almost get laid but almost did a few times in 2009
    4. Yes i want to get laid in 2011
    5. My rooster is 5 inches but most the times is not hard and 2 inches..
    6.Yes i would wait till marriage to have sex. A nice 28 year old would be cool
    7. I want a woman with no tatoos, no orange or gray kids. One kid is okay, must not date
    multiple men and go to clubs all the time. A school teacher would be cool.
    8. Women on dating sites aren't really working out , nor the do the gambling women
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  4. 01-16-11 05:15 PM #4
    ChileCheese
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    Im going to post on behalf of Patty Bateman.
    Patty talks a lot, but rest assured, is pussy free since 2008. All those roids and anti depressant meds have caught up.
    Beware kids
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  5. 01-16-11 05:15 PM #5
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    1. Why did you not get laid? cuz i'm a piece of shitt
    2. When is the last time you got laid? i'm a virgin
    3. Did you almost get laid? I almost got laid
    4. Do you want to get laid in 2011? yes I want to get laid very badly
    5. How big is your rooster and do you think your rooster
    is a reason why you can't get laid? I have a medium sized rooster, it might be the reason
    6. If you found the right woman would you wait till marriage to
    have sex? The only thing i fear is God and weddings
    7. What type of woman do you want to have sex with? All kinds, black chinese indian etc
    8. What type of woman are you picking up or trying to ****? I go on craiglist everyday, but no one likes me
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  6. 01-16-11 05:15 PM #6
    bobbyfk
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    none in 2010
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  7. 01-16-11 05:18 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    none in 2010
    you will get some pie in 2011
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  8. 01-16-11 05:18 PM #8
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    1. Why did you not get laid? bad odor
    2. When is the last time you got laid? born again v-card
    3. Did you almost get laid? yes, dry hump count?
    4. Do you want to get laid in 2011? umm only if bobbyfk does
    5. How big is your rooster and do you think your rooster
    is a reason why you can't get laid? 5.34 and yes
    6. If you found the right woman would you wait till marriage to
    have sex? of course it pays to wait
    7. What type of woman do you want to have sex with? small and big ass
    8. What type of woman are you picking up or trying to ****? anythings better than the blowup doll
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  9. 01-16-11 05:18 PM #9
    Dirty Sanchez
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    This thread should be renamed....or maybe get a Rabbi in here to bless you guys....just hope I don't get jinxed just being in here
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  10. 01-16-11 05:22 PM #10
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    hahahaahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  11. 01-16-11 05:23 PM #11
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    no luck here either...
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  12. 01-16-11 05:25 PM #12
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    great thread, I would expect 100% honest answers as well
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  13. 01-16-11 05:50 PM #13
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    i didnt get laid because my rooster is 5 inches.... IN DIAMETER! lol jk
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  14. 01-16-11 05:58 PM #14
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    Do wives count? If not the answer is no.
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  15. 01-16-11 06:02 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no orange or gray kids


    Like anything else you gotta put in the effort boys.
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  16. 01-16-11 06:06 PM #16
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    im a gay virgin

    have made offers for sensual massages but no one has answered my backpage listing
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  17. 01-16-11 06:09 PM #17
    QuantumLeap
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    I get laid about every other month but it's always with whores. It's cheaper that way.
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  18. 01-16-11 06:09 PM #18
    zam77
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    Between getting laid about once a week and jerking off around 6 times a week, I broke a personal record for total nuts in one year.
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  19. 01-16-11 06:17 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    I get laid about every other month but it's always with whores. It's cheaper that way.
    hahahah this is so funny because its so true. SO TRUE. not only monetary value of taking the girl(non whore) out to dinner/etc, but the mental effort it takes to seal the deal. you have to go through these games to get to the pussy. a whore is def worth their value imo.
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  20. 01-16-11 08:44 PM #20
    ttwarrior1
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    probaly not too many posters in this thread. Most got married and i assume the married ones got laid
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