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    jjgold
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    The Profit Whats Your Trick??

    How the fuk does and old man farmer like you pull in hot 18 year old chicks??

    How do you seduce them??

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    It's the mountains of Appalachia. They date within the family JJ.

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    Paver you might be right, he seems to have a strange family.

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    I knew someone similar to Profit in college. He was in his late 20's while everyone else was 18 to 21. Guy spent some time after high school fukin around and then went into the Army for 4 years. He got out and went to college. Dude fit right in with everyone though... he was bagging the hottest chics all the time. Actually to this day he is almost 40 and he's still not married and banging chics half his age. Weird, cuz they kinda look alike.

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    they are brainwashed, kinda like that elizabeth smart incident a few years back.

    creepy old woodland kind erases the memory of her past and sodomized her for years.

    basically same premise here.

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    they are not brainwashed stealthy, hell i even still pick up 19 year olds and i'm 33. you see girls are whores and if you can't spot the ones that will give it up and don't give a fuk we should set up a seminar

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    they are not brainwashed stealthy, hell i even still pick up 19 year olds and i'm 33. you see girls are whores and if you can't spot the ones that will give it up and don't give a fuk we should set up a seminar
    Good point. I'm 33 as well and if I wasn't married, I'm fairly confident that I would have the occasional 19 or 20 year old back at my place after the bars closed. The bar scene doesn't discriminate against age when it comes to this stuff.

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    dj relax pal.

    i will be heading to the compound soon and see whats really going on.

    tentative date not been set yet.

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    offers them drugs.

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    drugs work but do not get caught buying them

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    flash a couple bills and dont let them know how retarded you are. done deal.

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    Most of Profits chics are enamored with the amount of posts he's written in such a short period.

    Young chics find 40 posts a day/7 days a week very attractive.

    Posting is serious business.

    That....combined with Profit loosening their inhibitions w/ some of his famous Purple Drank.....equals some ol' fashion lovemaking.

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    Rohypnol is my guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Rohypnol is my guess.
    and i think he just checks for a heartbeat

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    this is profits exact words before he bags one,"its not rape if u yell surprise".

    and gold that is the key, thats how its done in tennessee boys

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    ....and always remember this bit of wisdom:

    "50 NO's + 1 YES..... = YES!!!"

    Words to live by, boys.

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    From an outsiders perspective. American College girls are big big big sluts. End of story.

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    jj it's a gift from God....it may only be an inch long, but it's as big around as a can of corn...chicks dig that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    jj it's a gift from God....it may only be an inch long, but it's as big around as a can of corn...chicks dig that
    hung like a can of tuna fish. it's all about the girth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    From an outsiders perspective. American College girls are big big big sluts. End of story.
    yes they are

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    From an outsiders perspective. American College girls are big big big sluts. End of story.
    Simply another reason why the US is the greatest country on Earth!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    It's the mountains of Appalachia. They date within the family JJ.
    This + toothless wonders are not hard to pull. Just promise them some dental work and you're golden.

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    JJ, because I'm only 34 & a sexy fukin beast. I tell bitches what they want to hear. I've been in sales all my life & picking up chicks is no different than selling insurance or ad space.

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    This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are
    thats tennessee for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are
    I only have 3 chicks pics in my computer. Im not a big picture taker. And my computer doesnt have enough memory to hold a pic of every girl Ive fuked anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I only have 3 chicks pics in my computer. Im not a big picture taker. And my computer doesnt have enough memory to hold a pic of every girl Ive fuked anyway
    No big deal we can just check the Tennessee Sex Offender registry and find out the women you've "fuked".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    This guy has not posted one photo of a hot chick. The women he posts are
    His chicks are way hotter than the fantasy stories you entertain us all the time without pictures. Profit has the balls to post pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    His chicks are way hotter than the fantasy stories you entertain us all the time without pictures. Profit has the balls to post pictures.
    You're joking me right Skunk Ape? I don't need to post photos to win your approval. I can care less what a goodfy failed Professional Engineer thinks.

    How is school going

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    Typical Bateman Story: I was out last night at a bar and 3 sexy chicks with humongous hooters were drooling all over me. I didn't want to have a foursome last night so I told them to fukk off!

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    Profit, lets see those pictures. No cawk pictures though, keep those to yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Typical Bateman Story: I was out last night at a bar and 3 sexy chicks with humongous hooters were drooling all over me. I didn't want to have a foursome last night so I told them to fukk off!
    l;i

    Typical Pavy story I am pissed because I failed at life and failed at my career. I used to post as Glenn Danzig but was hated so now I am PavyRacer. I posted a fake photo of myself because in reailty I am not much to look at.

    How is school

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    this is not good

    lets get some real dirt yous guys

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    you guys are fuked up

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